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QUICK HITS chickfila adds antibiotics to their chicken! https://www.allrecipes.com/chick-fil-a-changes-antibiotics-policy-in-chicken-8620507 try your best to NOT use plastics. it’s for your own good. https://www.popsci.com/environment/plastic-chemicals-are-inescapable-and-theyre-messing-with-our-hormones the francis scott key bridge in baltimore fell. https://www.wbaltv.com/article/baltimore-bridge-collapse-death-toll-francis-scott-key/60319030 HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: dentist low: college class caleb’s high-low high: family time low: baltimore key bridge HOT HOT TOPICS – what is The post Sometimes I’ll Put Those in My Mouth https://rafehatescaleb.com/sometimes-ill-put-those-in-my-mouth/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS oh, no. rafe read the news. about roundup (WHICH CAUSES CANCER), owned by monsanto and bayer, kitten population explosions, and dishwasher aficionados. probably the best facebook group rafe has ever found. https://www.wired.com/story/extreme-dishwasher-loading-facebook-group https://grist.org/science/kitten-season-animal-shelter-cat-wildlife https://newrepublic.com/article/179653/roundup-cancer-monsanto-pesticides caleb is on an adventure! he’s had a pretty good week with travels. and you want instrumental? you want The post Stick it in Your Pocket https://rafehatescaleb.com/stick-it-in-your-pocket/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS is something going on with the royal family, like is kate middleton okay? but more importantly, ninja sex party NEW ALBUM!!! and caleb enjoyed il pizzico, an italian restaurant. the word of the week is PETRICHOR. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: ninja sex party & ghosty low: college class caleb’s high-low high: italian The post The Royal Family https://rafehatescaleb.com/the-royal-family/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS rafe and caleb are both concerned for the immediate future of the usa. it’s ok. everything will work out fine. the politics in america are a mess but it’ll be fine. let us know who you think is a good male rolemodel for gen z! vote to protect people’s rights!! the word of The post Twenty Years From Now https://rafehatescaleb.com/twenty-years-from-now/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS rafe is back and whiny as ever. alabama fucked up hardcore with their latest misstep on conception and fertilization. thank god mitch mcconnell is leaving soon so not EVERYTHING was horrible news. caleb has door issues?! but it’s not all bad news! npr wrote a pretty good article explaining how IVF works: https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2024/02/23/1233023637/ivf-alabama-frozen-embryo-personhood-abortion-supreme-court The post When One Door Opens https://rafehatescaleb.com/when-one-door-opens/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS caleb has a guest! it’s retrotainmnt, aka furybox, aka the talkative man we all want to know more about. don’t forget to follow the cutest corgi around on instagram: @16bitcorgi HIGH LOWS josh’s high-low high: presidents day low: garage clutter caleb’s high-low high: mom moving to NJ low: feeling like shit HOT HOT The post Men’s Health Edition https://rafehatescaleb.com/mens-health-edition/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS hey have you guys bought the limited’s album? NO? are you INSANE? go buy “the coffin or the suitcase” HERE: https://thelimitedmusic.bandcamp.com/album/the-coffin-or-the-suitcase you won’t regret it! the limited are amazing and we love them. also come enjoy time with rafe and ruku, as they navigate the united states together and delve into the true The post The Australian Invasion https://rafehatescaleb.com/the-australian-invasion/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS ARE YOU HAPPY? take the yes/no quiz now! caleb and rafe go through theirs, and the results aren’t really surprising. https://www.cnbc.com/2024/02/01/if-you-answer-yes-to-these-questions-you-are-happier-than-most-says-longevity-researcher.html the word of the week is ELLIPSISM. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: grillout low: work work work work work caleb’s high-low high: found family low: allergy shots HOT HOT TOPICS – have The post Are You Happy? https://rafehatescaleb.com/are-you-happy/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS vine compilations and wiggly fingers. the word of the week is LACHESISM. there’s a lot of talk about roommates and viral videos. come back in time with us! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: new doctor low: confusion at work caleb’s high-low high: pulled pork sandwiches low: adobe HOT HOT TOPICS – on a The post Wiggly Fingers https://rafehatescaleb.com/wiggly-fingers/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, GARY! WE LOVE YOU. rafe is the CURSED MASTER. caleb is the fridge master! and he is also the ice cream master. the word of the week is ALTSCHMERZ! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: lemon cupcake low: 2% milk caleb’s high-low high: new appliances low: tired & lactose issues HOT The post Making Your Own Milk https://rafehatescaleb.com/making-your-own-milk/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS caleb has so much d&d going on and rafe gotted melty windows! caleb also experienced impactful weather, AND tummy problems. and saltine crackers. the word of the week is ONISM. The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: working The post Salty Mouth https://rafehatescaleb.com/salty-mouth/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS rafe is excited about all things twitch – year three in stardew, finishing darkside detective, and meeting new people! she also got a PIANO. and a tablet! caleb works on restaurant portion control and lives dangerously. he’s been watching movies with the scientist. they both enjoyed bullet train. also watched deadpool and lady The post False Scarcity https://rafehatescaleb.com/false-scarcity/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS buy the limited’s album NOW (not a sponsor)! https://thelimitedmusic.bandcamp.com/album/the-coffin-or-the-suitcase rafe is a couple days into keto and BIG ANGY. caleb is on an allergy trip and he is also kinda angy. new year’s eve was great, the movie was okee, and we hope everyone is doing their best so far in 2024. HIGH The post It’s Our Year to be Angry https://rafehatescaleb.com/its-our-year-to-be-angry/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS sometimes the sliding screen door just comes of its track and you have to be prepared to deal with it. hey amazon is going to charge for ad-free streaming. cancel your amazon prime! also the buddies talk about christmas. word of the week is CHRYSALISM: the tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm. The post Cancel Your Amazon Prime https://rafehatescaleb.com/cancel-your-amazon-prime/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS caleb is very excited about shaking spears watching “as you like it,” but not too excited about food management when going out. caleb got his nut allergy results! rafe is upset about the vin diesel alleged sexual assault? word of the week is HURKLE-DURKLE. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: sicky but wfh low: The post Not Allergic to Semen https://rafehatescaleb.com/not-allergic-to-semen/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS caleb baked so many cookies! rafe wants YOU to make your own cookies. because snacks are getting worse. you can do better. https://www.businessinsider.com/inflation-high-prices-costs-making-food-snacks-sodas-worse-quality-2023-12 caleb considers making the dickens out of some punch. and he’s having some issues with his nuts. also lapcorp waiting room. and caleb cannot relax!! what’s going on with international The post Flavorflation https://rafehatescaleb.com/flavorflation/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS rafe read the news! links are below. caleb had a great week, filled with many fun things, and also food. bungie scared of sony takeover: https://www.ign.com/articles/bungie-devs-say-atmosphere-is-soul-crushing-amid-layoffs-cuts-and-fear-of-total-sony-takeover 23 & me data stolen: https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/12/hackers-stole-ancestry-data-of-6-9-million-users-23andme-finally-confirmed/ good, fuck off, mccarthy: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/12/06/kevin-mccarthy-retire/ taco bell double decker taco is BACK: https://www.aol.com/taco-bell-revives-menu-item-170748296.html VISIT /r/mewborn NOW OMG CUTEST KITTENS. HIGH LOWS The post We’re All Walking Hellmouths https://rafehatescaleb.com/were-all-walking-hellmouths/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS caleb had new york time with the fambam, but of course had traffic drama. at least he got to visit stu leonard’s and saw animatronic cows. and who would know things would be closed? made a desk! and got new stuff! they both had pretty busy thanksgiving holidays. also there’s a new word The post Thanksgiving Postmortem https://rafehatescaleb.com/thanksgiving-postmortem/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS what exactly is pfefferneuse? we hope you have a safe and happy thanksgiving! please spend responsibly and take care of yourselves. we are both super thankful for everyone supporting the podcast! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: autumn temperatures low: too much stuff caleb’s high-low high: social weekend low: sickness HOT HOT TOPICS – The post Hold the Genocide https://rafehatescaleb.com/hold-the-genocide/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS this episode has everything. speed gaming live, wardrobe stuff, baldur’s gate 3, restaurant food, health journals, the world dying (national climate assessment makes us sad), and college?! even a word of the week! and they’re back on the sam rockwell actor replacement game, which was on break because they both forgot. physical and The post It’s Been a Busy Week https://rafehatescaleb.com/its-been-a-busy-week/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS caleb had many hot sauces. twinstrumental wanted coke. mari wanted cottage cheese and mustard. rafe delivered. there were some great topics and as always, lovely people in chat. it was a fantastic 450th celebration! Here’s to DOUBLE THAT. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: friends and family low: six pounds caleb’s high-low high: bro The post Mind Your Own Business https://rafehatescaleb.com/mind-your-own-business/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS it’s SPOOKTACULAR 2023!!! there are drinking games. fall of the house of usher! spookiest thing that’s happened this week. urethra?!?! “I’ve seen women’s buttholes.” next week, no episode as they prep for november 8, with a LIVE TWICH STREAM for episode 450!!!! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: friend time low: hotel internet caleb’s The post SPOOKTACULAR 2023 https://rafehatescaleb.com/spooktacular-2023/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS the dryer broke, caleb almost broke his body, and the water pressure fucked up. get yourself a floor blower. caleb got the new PEPPER X SAUCE. cheese graters at olive garden! and well, rafe read the news again. learn about plastics, recycling, climate change, and microplastics. and then read the letters black people The post The Fall of the House of Caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com/the-fall-of-the-house-of-caleb/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS caleb has vacation brain because of williamsburg! rafe has a word of the week, again, as is tradition. caleb struggles with routine and rafe revels in the chaos. rafe is obsessed with ron desantis allegedly wearing heels. see for yourself: https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1711482216272801851 https://youtu.be/qv1Bd_FEK0Q?t=40 HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: ron desantis low: hamas slaughter caleb’s The post Gang Gang https://rafehatescaleb.com/gang-gang/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS the dolphins ARE DYING. people actually believe a conspiracy theory about zombies?! caleb made some awesome indian rice with tomatoes. please, for the love of your body, get a general practitioner for your goddamn health. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: keto donuts/chaffles low: hospital caleb’s high-low high: oktoberfest low: pee everywhere HOT HOT The post I’d Rather Eat Cheese https://rafehatescaleb.com/id-rather-eat-cheese/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS the perfect productivity app doesn’t exist. $1.6bil mega millions was claimed in florida. bob menendez (NJ senator democrat) accepted bribes from egypt an blocked passing of a law that would have strengthened regulations of foreign influence/lobbying in DC. what a piece of shit. but at least there are BEAR CAMS. https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bears/river-watch-brown-bear-salmon-cams HIGH LOWS The post Body Shaming Coins https://rafehatescaleb.com/body-shaming-coins/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS alien ISN’T REAL?!! how does your social battery charge? couples cooking class with a celebrity! partying at the church! and of course, sneaking around in shopping malls. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: keto strong low: on call while streaming caleb’s high-low high: weightloss low: dizzy HOT HOT TOPICS – why is today not The post Instant Butt https://rafehatescaleb.com/instant-butt/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS cat recovery, gummy bears, atlanta braves, good BBQ at bangin BBQ, and playing world of warcraft! caleb had a great week. rafe’s wasn’t bad, either. but caleb, man. caleb was on a winning streak. also there are aliens in mexico, maybe? also there’s no love for the new iphone. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low The post iPhones and Aliens https://rafehatescaleb.com/iphones-and-aliens/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS alaska oil is CANCELED. hurricane lee is NOT cancelled. mexico did a good job decriminalizing abortions! there’s a word of the week, caleb had a food faux pas, rafe fubared her food, but all in all, a pretty good week. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: podcast movie night low: food caleb’s high-low high: The post The Lust Dragon https://rafehatescaleb.com/the-lust-dragon/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
QUICK HITS luke from the limited is our special GUEST and we love having him! he’s in a band! he does his own music, too! and he streams?! support the limited and luke now or rahaca will cry. also you lucky australian folks can see the limited in concert at bowlo, september 9, 2023. lucky. The post Noodling With Luke https://rafehatescaleb.com/noodling-with-luke/ appeared first on rafe hates caleb https://rafehatescaleb.com.
