Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast

Stefanie Taylor

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Stefanie Wilder Taylor (For Crying Out Loud, Bored AF) and Cecily Knobler relentlessly mock the crazy kids of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. We snark because we love. Find our bonus episodes and full archives at http://patreon.com/rosepricks

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342 episodes

Vanderpump Rules: S11 E9: Sloppy Joe

Secrets come to life as we find out that Schwartz made out with Scheana when Katie and Tom were already together plus Jo is bullied and Sandoval tries to get Ariana out of the house.

52m
Mar 31
Bachelor Joey: S28 E11: Finally, the Finale

Can you believe it? It's over! But first, tears, so many tears and an ending that left Cecily shocked and suprised and Stefanie...not as shocked and surprised. But they have a lot to say! Tune in to Patreon.com/Rosepricks to hear about everything that happened on ATFR plus the new Bachelorette announcement!

56m
Mar 26
Vanderpump Rules: S11 E8: Jax Attack

Cecily and Stefanie are covering Vanderpump Rules and have a lot to say about this episode. The acting is atrocious, there's no one to root for, and Jax is back. And yet, we loved every minute!

49m
Mar 21
Bachelor Joey: S28 E10: The Women Tell All - Bad Girls Edition

For once it's an actual great episode of Women Tell All! Sydney, Lea, Madina are all there to account for their bad behavior! Plus, we finally find out what that "We need to talk" note was all about. Spoiler alert: Nothing.  OneSkin.co use code RosePricks for 15% off.

1h 5m
Mar 19
RHOBH: S13: Reunion Part 3: #PrayForSutton

It's the (triumphant?) return of Kathy which scares the ladies so much that Sutton nearly passes out and has to be escorted to her trailer to lie down and eventually head to the hospital (out of an abundance of caution). Will Kyle admit she's at least made out with Morgan Wade or will we have to wait for next season?  We're brought to you by Vegamour. Go to Vegamour.com/Rosepricks and use code Rosepricks for 20% off your first subscription!

51m
Mar 14
RHOBH: S13: Reunion Part 2

It's a crazy episode and Stefanie and Cecily have some unpopular opinions! Garcelle questions Dorit's robbery, Sutton screams that she's not an alcoholic and Kyle wants everyone out of her bedroom!

1h 1m
Mar 13
Bachelor Joey: S28 E9: Fantasy Suites - We Need To Talk

It's time for overnights and Joey is all about finding validation before he can give validation. Plus we get a visit from the ghosts of Golden Bachelor past.  Vegamour.com/Rosepricks code Rosepricks for 20% off your subscription!

59m
Mar 12
Bachelor Joey: S28 E8: Hometowns

We travel to NOLA, a Christmas tree farm, Rancho Cucamonga and Canada for this season's hometowns. Who will say "I'm falling"? Who will say, "I'm falling in love"? And who will freeze and say nothing? Listen and find out! Also support our sponsors at: Microdose.com/Rosepricks code Rosepricks for 30% off Vegamour.com/Rosepricks code Rosepricks for 20% off your first order

1h 7m
Mar 05
Vanderpump Rules: S: 11: Rachel Goes Rogue

It's the update you didn't know you needed (unless you read the news). We're here to talk about the Brittney Jax breakup, the Rachel lawsuit and the latest episode!

29m
Mar 01
RHOBH: Reunion Part 1: I Feel Attacked

It's part one of the reunion and we couldn't be more excited! Join us for our very different takes on some people and some similar takes on others. Also, Dorit feels attacked, Crystal is NOT A CHILD BRIDE and Kyle can only be friends with people who love 10 mile hikes!

55m
Feb 29
Love is Blind: 7, 8, 9: I'm Clingy?

To get everyone up to date, we're posting this episode here on our regular feed. Next week 10 and 11 will be on Patreon. This is a DOOZY. Chelsea is told she's clingy, Clay has demons, Kenneth and Brit have a come to Jesus, Amy and Johnny keep doing Amy and Johnny and Laura helps us understand the importance of location, location, location.

1h 16m
Feb 28
Bachelor Joey: S28 E7: Snoopy Gets Cocky

It's the last episode before hometowns. Daisy isn't in love, Maria doesn't like seeing him with other women, Jen desperately needs a one on one. Who will make it to Hometowns? Join us on Patreon.com/Rosepricks to hear our Love is Blind episodes!

1h 0m
Feb 27
RHOBH: S13 E17: White Party Blues+ Vanderpump

It's the season finale and we finally get an action packed episode. Just kidding. But it is Kyle's White Party and everyone's invited including Denise, Camille and even Jeff Lewis. Plus, Cecily updates us on what's happening with Vanderpump Rules.

1h 0m
Feb 22
Bachelor Joey: S28 E6: Cirque du So Lame

We're in Montreal to eat poutine, wear fun hats and attempt to speak Francais! How do you say le group date? Plus, there's circus training, a Pretty Woman date and someone self-eliminates! Join us!

56m
Feb 20
Love is Blind: S6 E1: Joined By Bad TV

Today Cecily and Stef are with Dylan and Patrick from the podcast Bad TV to cover the first episode of Love is Blind. There is so much to unpack and so many questions like, "What's the deal with Matt?" and "Is Jessica a mom?" so join us because this episode is full of laughs!

1h 18m
Feb 17
RHOBH: S13 E16: Sutton is Off the Handrails

In this penultimate regular episode of RHOBH, Annemarie (whom we are calling ANNMARIE, throws a diamond party, Erika still wants an apology and Sutton brings the term "roadie" back. We are sponsored by Vegamour.com/rosepricks use code Rosepricks for 20% off your first order!

42m
Feb 15
Bachelor Joey: S28 E4: Snoopy v. The Vampire

Swordfighting, Endometriosis and a 2 on 1 date! It's another exciting episode of the Bachelor! Vegamour.com/RosePricks for 20 % off your first subscription order!

56m
Feb 13
RHOBH: S13 E15: Let Murse Rest (Plus Vanderpump)

Cecily and Stefanie break down the latest episode of Real Housewives of BH. Let's just say there is a lot of Erika complaining about how poorly she was treated. As a special treat, Cecily also gives us a breakdown of Vanderpump Rules and let's just say there's a lot of Tom complaining. Hellofresh.com/RosePricksfree use code Rosepricksfree for free breakfast for life!

49m
Feb 08
Bachelor Joey: S28 E3: Hot Dogs v. Babies

There's drama in the house but sadly it's the really dumb kind. Someone feels bullied, someone feels attacked and the rest dress up as odd characters and play tennis. Also there's a pageant. Please check out HelloFresh.com/rosepricksfree and use code rosepricksfree to get free breakfast in every box!

1h 4m
Feb 06
RHOBH: S13 E14: Murse is in the Purse

Cecily and Stefanie first discuss the premiere episode of Vanderpump Rules and then get into more Barcelona shenanigans with some ladies who love to shop. Plus, Erika gets sh*tfaced and Annemarie graduates from med school. Kidding. She's still a fake doctor. DrinkHappyViking.com use code rose for 20% off your first purchase!

40m
Feb 04
Bachelor Joey: S28 E2: How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?

In the second episode of Joey's season, Daisy gets a 1 on 1, Lauren shows herself out and Sydney attempts to start drama. Join us as we do terrible southern accents and fast forward through the boring parts! Happy Viking: DrinkHappyViking.com use Rose for 20% off your first purchase.

1h 8m
Jan 30
RHOBH: S13 E13: Barcelonely and Insecure

Girls Trip! Should be a fun getaway full of bonding and shopping right? Not if Annemarie has anything to say about it. Join us as we get all up in the Real Housewives talk!

52m
Jan 25
Bachelor Joey: S28 E1: Joey's Got Balls w/2 Black Girls 1 Rose

Cecily and Stefanie are joined for the premiere of Joey's Bachelor season by Justine and Natasha from 2 Black Girls 1 Rose. Not only do we recap this first episode but we discuss past seasons, Chris Harrison and why they didn't cover Zach's season (we get it!). Go over to Patreon to hear Cecily and Stefanie's predictions for the final four plus some Homeless Not Toothless backlash. Microdose.com/Rosepricks use code Rosepricks for 30% off plus free shipping

1h 17m
Jan 23
RHOBH: S13 E12: You Didn't Go to Med School

It's another off the rails episode of RHOBH where we find out that Annemarie pronounces her name ANNAmarie. This is worse than Gerry Turner. Get it together! By the way, did she go to med school or didn't she? We get to the bottom of it...maybe. Today's ep is sponsored by Vegamour. Go to Vegamour.com/Rosepricks and use code Rosepricks to save 20% on your first order.

34m
Jan 20
Bachelor Joey: S28: Cast Roast 2

It's part 2 of our cast breakdown and things go a little off the rails. We fall in love, we dislike people for no reason and we have a lot of notes for the people who write these bios. You can follow along by going to People Magazines cast list because it goes in order and requires no clicking around! We are sponsored by Happy Viking. Go to DrinkHappyViking.com use code Rose for 20% off.

1h 1m
Jan 16
RHOBH: S13 E11: Still on the Esophagus

It's our extra Thursday episode and we're coming in hot with two different takes on this episode. But don't worry, unlike Dorit and Garcelle, Cecily and Stefanie manage to see each other's points and come together like true friends.

52m
Jan 12
Bachelor Joey: S28: Cast Roast 1

It's our favorite time of the season with our sweet lil Joey when we make a bunch of snap jugements about the women vying for his heart. Spoiler Alert: we've uncovered aliens, demons and stand-up comedians. Microdose.com promocode Rosepricks for 30% off plus free shipping This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5779987/advertisement

1h 5m
Jan 09
RHBH: S13 E10: Kind of a Karen

It's the bitter end of Taco Tuesday and Denise and Erika Jayne attempt to hit below the belt while Sutton refuses to compliment dates on their belt (too close to the penis). Kyle and Kim cry and Garcelle and Dorit unsuccessfully attempt to clear the air. Microdose.com/RosePricks for 30% off plus free shipping HelloFresh.com/rosepricksfree for free breakfast for life. Use the code rosepricksfree This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5779987/advertisement

49m
Jan 05
RHOBH: S13 E9: Taco Tuesday Gone Wild

It's more Real Housewives and this episode didn't disappoint. Annemarie's sphincter comments are no match for Erika Jayne's Denise takedown, Garcelle stirs the pot, Sutton continues to deny she's a coffee drinker and so much more! VISIT DRINKHAPPYVIKING.COM AND USE CODE ROSE FOR 20% OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE. This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5779987/advertisement

55m
Dec 21, 2023
Sutton's Sphincter

Cecily and Stefanie breakdown the latest RHOBH episode plus catch you up with their feelings on the beginning of the season. Are they #TeamKyle or #Team Sutton? Who is Annemarie and is she a doctor? What was Denise on? Why is Garcelle there? All this and more! HelloFresh.com/freerosepricks for free breakfast for life (or however long you're active on Hello Fresh! This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5779987/advertisement

1h 0m
Dec 14, 2023