Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

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TV presenter Jonny Smith and Sniff Petrol creator Richard Porter are two friends who talk about cars, and many other things.

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204 episodes

Massive turbos, terrible screens, and falling out of a moving coach

Jonny and Richard canter through some excellent messages from listeners. Also in this episode, comedy tyre names, collapsed Discovery spotting with Chris Harris, more fixation about an Eagle Quest limousine, a review of ChatGPT in a DS 4, the real world economy of the Range Rover PHEV, Jonny goes trialling in a Kia Picanto, doing the Three Peaks Challenge in jeans, onion farmer weirdness, a puzzle about an ‘80s movie poster, a brief review of the new Roadhouse, and a yoghurt incident at a cricket match.  patreon.com/smithandsniff Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 6m
Apr 01
The Malbec mechanic

Jonny and Richard come up with a new idea for a late night YouTube channel. Also in this episode, Jonny is annoyed to find his Porsche 944 shooting break is just a dream, a Boxster estate from the Netherlands, reviews of the VW ID. Buzz and Peugeot 408, two years with a Volkswagen e-Up, an American listener has an unusual question about Rovers, the Rivian R3X and what it might look like, browsing eagles for sale, discovering you have a dangerous dog, spotting a discarded belt, and Richard’s Range Rover is for sale at last.  patreon.com/smithandsniff Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 4m
Mar 25
Liquid egg

A sighting of a funny company name on a lorry sends Jonny and Richard down a food industry rabbit hole. Also in this episode, stage 3 Lemsip, a dull story about a broken train, short journeys kill diesels, submersible drones and magnet trailers, RIP Marcello Gandini, the pointlessness of tank turning cars, Jonny’s running challenge, garaging worthless cars, an announcement about the Festival of the Unexceptional, spotting a manky Renault 12 in the wild, an algal Ford C-Max, Woollarding in Japan, a pub Uber update, why windfarms should use restomod windmills, and some new end music.  patreon.com/smithandsniff Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 3m
Mar 18
A Veyron made of spam

In the second Glasgow live recording Jonny and Richard answer questions from members of the audience. Topics covered include where to Woollard in Japan, how to pronounce auction, what sort of classic car DJ Khalid would be, dream road trips, cars you will never own, the perfect car for the North Coast 500, sleeping in boots, getting trapped in cars, Chevy Blazer v Ford Explorer, the Hyundai i20Enya, business advice, favoured road snacks, a young person with a Rover 75, the most interesting car in your neighbourhood, ideal car/band crossover, and the best hot hatch of the 2000s.  Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 2m
Mar 11
Episode 200, live from Glasgow

For their 200th episode, Jonny and Richard record in front of an audience in a theatre, basically in Glasgow. Topics covered include a drum ’n’ bass version of the Taggart theme tune, the trouble with the Tesla yoke, Billy Connolly shirts, people who grip the wheel too hard, dot matrix nonsense, listeners’ coach driver memories, actual information about what Michael McDonald drives, an unusual tractor arrangement, Graeme Hall’s late night animal shows, what Jonny did on his birthday, the classic status of the mk1 Freelander, talking to the late Mike Smith about motorways, an early drone disaster, whether a Rover SD1 is a good wedding car, a brief update on Richard’s disastrous Panda, and what Sean Connery had for dinner every night.  patreon.com/smithandsniff Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 4m
Mar 04
Standards, Kermit. Standards.

Richard remembers a great Muppet Show line from Sam the Eagle and Jonny has been on a business success podcast. Also in this episode, what sort of dog the BMW X6 resembles, a weird car wash, mismatched wheels, cars with hubcaps, the joys of Brent Cross, Boxster coil pack issues and Panda 100HP woes, ordering an odd number of tyres, unreasonable fears about scaffolding, cars named after letters of the NATO alphabet, falling asleep on trains, VW special editions named after bands and the ultimate coach driver.  patreon.com/smithandsniff Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 7m
Feb 26
School coach classics

Jonny and Richard dredge up some childhood transport memories. Also in this episode, how sportspeople speak in interviews, old and new Renaults, a small Dacia trouser disaster, farewell to Steve Wright, taking the long way round to look at an interesting car, snow day skyving, and slightly too much information about islands.  patreon.com/smithandsniff Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

59m
Feb 19
I got me a Chrysler, it’s as big as some kind of whale

Jonny is still giggling about a strange B-52s reference. Also in this episode, old Skodas, car sellers who have unnecessary opinions about paint colour, the imminent return of the Vauxhall Frontera, a manual gearbox with an amusing name, the BMWs you wouldn’t miss, a listener’s experiences of the Eagle Quest limousine, Richard’s attempts to fence a knackered Picasso, the movie career and surprising fan base of the Ford Flex and incredible tales from the Franchitti brothers. Plus, we’ve had a lot of messages about The Corrs going on tour with Natalie Imbruglia.  patreon.com/smithandsniff Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

59m
Feb 12
Smashing up a Lexus with a drainpipe

Jonny’s kids have been playing Street Fighter 2. Also in this episode, a listener sends in sensational info about the cars of the Corrs, intrigue about the new Lexus LM, an alternative meaning for Alphard, showing love for the MX-5, mishearing Bob Marley, nocturnal Beetling, Enya’s Maybach, how they made mk1 Twingos, the state of facilities on the Eurotunnel, the quaint way people still say ‘wing mirrors’, fooling ChatGPT over Hondas, a review of the Jeep Avenger and amazing news about a very Smith and Sniff street in South Wales.  patreon.com/smithandsniff Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 2m
Feb 05
The wheelbase hour

After last week’s podcast, we’ve been inundated with suggestions for interesting cars to splice with a Tesla Model 3 floorpan. This week we read out some of the suggestions while also discussing retro vans made by an Austrian pop star, the strange theft of a Ford Flex, Jonny’s thoughts on the Polestar 4, Richard’s brief review of the Volkswagen ID.7, the fate of the Honda e, things that look like the latest Golf, and the uselessness of metal roof cabrios.  patreon.com/smithandsniff Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 2m
Jan 29
In a police convertible

Jonny has learnt of a bizarre misheard lyric. Also in this episode, long distance Tesla travel and floorpan bop, what retro car to drop onto a crashed EV chassis, a strange French shopping centre and the poo bouncer, having a dismal time in a low quality hotel, a suggestion for the Eurotunnel, throwing apple cores from cars, letting your kids eat in the car, Richard’s wife and the Starbuck’s filter coffee conspiracy, the Dutch police and their 911 Targas, dogs in nappies, lust for Porsche 912s, men at cars and coffee events looking like Build-a-Bears, and belated happy birthday to Sade.  patreon.com/smithandsniff Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 6m
Jan 22
An Amphicar scam

Jonny has been receiving some very strange emails. Also in this episode, an update on a household of Fiat Idea enthusiasts, cars seen from trains, pin-dropping interesting things, a Honda PAS nightmare, having a healthy obsession with tyre pressures, a selection box of batteries, getting mixed reviews for a new hat, Richard’s recent trip to the Bicester Scramble, the most impressive school run car, swans on cars, an embarrassing best man incident, 5th Gear stunts and Top Gear challenge cars, unusual police sightings, and a listener’s No Name Full Suspension Mountain Bike Guy experiences.  patreon.com/smithandsniff    Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 3m
Jan 15
New car time

Richard gets an early Christmas present and Jonny has been driving a Bjentjly Flying Spur hybrid. Also in this episode, the Gary Barlow of cars, Jonny’s unusual coffee preferences, deliberately watching Die Hard 2, the disappearance of the badge bar, Jeep Gladiator model names, an unexpectedly swan enthusiast, the late Queen Elizabeth II and her fondness for bonnet ornaments, getting distracted by internal combustion, and a special version of the merch song.  patreon.com/smithandsniff Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 12m
Jan 08
Audience questions live from Coventry

In their second live recording at Stellantis HQ, Jonny and Richard answer questions about automotive heroes, banned number plates, future terms for car enthusiasts, that Top Gear Peugeot film, what to buy for a rally to Croatia, unexpected features in used cars, peak old money models, Collins v McCarthy v Needell, amazing Max Power cars, terrible interior mods, and what Jeremy Clarkson thinks this podcast is called.  patreon.com/smithandsniff Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 2m
Jan 01
Cheersthanksbye

In the final episode of 2023, Jonny and Richard are together in a hotel room in Coventry to discuss Britain’s swollen waterways, misfire versus leak, why the word ‘damp’ is never used in a positive way, Keith Moon’s transport shenanigans, Senna and Tamiya, top-of-the-range cars with smaller engines, Merc slogans, starting engines with shotgun cartridges, feeling the similarities between old and new cars from the same maker, Defender bums, engines that are taller than the car they’re in, a Carperv fleet round-up, love for the Alfa Giulia, friends with Capris, and very fluttery singers. Also, we sell hats now. Thanks to everyone who has stuck with Smith and Sniff this year. See you in 2024 for more of whatever this is.  patreon.com/smithandsniff Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

59m
Dec 18, 2023
Live from Stellantis

Jonny and Richard record in front of an audience at Stellantis HQ in Coventry where topics covered include companies that are or aren’t Stellantis, the Tesla Cybertruck, Mansell-themed eBay buys, the amusing names for types of bowler, other things called SD1, in-car cutlery, terrible uses for socks, good news about Natalie Imbruglia, bad news about Miami Vice, low value cars with high value number plates, the self-healing Boxster, and a dampener on Jonny’s enthusiasm for relieving himself outdoors. Big up the Stellantis crew for hosting us. N-tch n-tch n-tch n-tch etc etc patreon.com/smithandsniff Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 1m
Dec 11, 2023
Threesomes and biscuits with Chris Harris

Jonny has been receiving some strange offers while Richard has been discussing Clubs. Also in this episode, a can of Mansell soup, Jonny’s dim view of Genesis and DS, the new Dacia Duster, annoying Sierra gearknobs, the resurgence of the Toyota Land Cruiser 70, headbutting a worktop because of your dog, getting knocked out by a door frame, Funky Cat news, getting thrown out of a supermarket, Defender side box update, an awkward social moment as a result of this podcast, and the truth about recent Grand Tour news.  Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 2m
Dec 04, 2023
The truth about Top Gear

Jonny and Richard discuss the recent news about a well-known car show. Also in this episode, accidentally offending Angela Rippon, going to a drum and bass night in Bristol, a surprisingly boozy school quiz, ULEZ Miserables, the heydays of telly and motorshows, a terribly vandalised Jag, what people put in those new Defender side boxes, mysteriously damaged road signs, an interesting sight in a supermarket car park, weird-looking Land Cruisers, and getting Madonna to guest on The Late Brake Show.  patreon.com/smithandsniff Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 7m
Nov 27, 2023
Ram raid!

There’s been goings on in Jonny’s neighbourhood. Also in this episode, the weird face and musical taste of Stephen King, Mike Knight out of Knight Rider versus Mike The Knight, more on people with two of the same car, the trials of choosing new glasses, kids on lathes, why the Skoda Octavia vRS might be all you ever need, an update on Richard’s constantly broken Panda, slightly wanting a Volvo 240 when you should want a Mercedes W123, train news update, putting an auto into neutral at the lights, Natalie Imbruglia’s heated bathroom floor, and Richard’s new Boring Car Trivia book is finally on sale.  patreon.com/smithandsniff Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 3m
Nov 20, 2023
Fast train to Mexico

Jonny and Richard discover something interesting about a beloved British icon. Also in this episode, London to Brighton, running machine mishaps, a very chodey shifter in a Prelude, the fate of Maureen’s Lada, SEAT Ibiza System Porsche, test driving cars, a Volvo EX30 recap, where to put shopping, where Tiff Needell puts shopping, opinions on head-up displays, the Honda Jazz Crosstar, trains on boats, Remy Julienne films for Fiat, the new Honda Motocompacto, and an amazing story from the Nardo test track. patreon.com/smithandsniff Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 8m
Nov 13, 2023
Shergar Granada

Jonny has been learning about how a large Ford was involved in the kidnap of a famous race horse. Also in this episode, people in 1970s and ‘80s TV shows clinging to roll bars, untrustworthy clutch control, Richard being a silly boy in London, sitting very still listening to Sting, bump starting a car in the middle of the night, Puff Daddy’s inexplicable motorbike accident, the demise of the OAP travel sweet, cars with three abreast seating in the front, the Honda FR-V and a bizarre publicity photo, empty threats from Photobucket, a time limit on being able to say ‘back in the day’, the Volvo EX30, and news of the next Smith and Sniff live show.  patreon.com/smithandsniff http://patreon.com/smithandsniff Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 0m
Nov 06, 2023
New Preluuuude!

Exciting news from Japan as Honda threatens to bring back a Smith and Sniff legend. Also in this episode, the real surfers’ cars of Devon, the most West Country car, growing up in narrow lanes, being a museum guy, the best word to say in a Liverpudlian accent, retro gaming at laser tag basically in Nottingham, horse crabbing and old Saxos, listeners share their favourite mis-read car badges, and a round up of cars at the Tokyo show including the smooth new Mazda Iconic SP.  patreon.com/smithandsniff Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 7m
Oct 30, 2023
The Dodge Chanqez

Jonny recalls a car badge confusion. Also in this episode, a very old couple in a very advanced car, hypermilers’ salutes, washing a small car with a small bucket, the loss of foot baths from municipal swimming pools, being a good swimmer, an actual cobra head shifter, a remarkable tribute to Nigel Mansell, mystery third brake lights, an Elvis Mercedes, a very baggy Alfa shifter, things IKEA should sell, school run chic, Jonny’s car woes, and Richard’s brief review of the VW Multivan.  patreon.com/smithandsniff Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 5m
Oct 23, 2023
The trike of terror

Jonny and Richard stumble upon one of the British bike industry’s less good ideas. Also in this episode, the intimidating noise of scramblers, a thief’s favourite weather conditions, gold lame wearing crim disco band Rain, Fog and Wind, factory jacks and burly lads, Jamie Theakston’s stolen Stag, the whereabouts of Jayne Middlemiss, the Vincent Amanda, going karting after a trans-Atlantic flight, stag do kart crashes, a listener’s amazing stories about raves and a plucky Renault, and news of a celebrity Smith and Sniff listener.  patreon.com/smithandsniff Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 1m
Oct 16, 2023
Seinfeld's bass butler

Jonny and Richard are in a hotel room in California which they should have left an hour ago. Topics covered include big American coffees, a real-life ghetto Boxster sighting, taking the Porsche methadone, seeing a sweet, sweet Prelude, the front licence plate laws of US states, nocturnal pressure washing, not liking gulls, American legal driving ages, the glories of a Porsche paint to sample swatch pack, Jonny’s sudden need for OTSOT man, central locking shenanigans, an ill-fated Top Gear reasonably priced car, the Mazda CX-90 and Kia Seltos, the price of second hand cars in Britain, Thierry Boutsen’s flag haul and a real life sighting of Jerry Seinfeld. Special thanks to Ian Deeley for sorting out the sound on this one.  patreon.com/smithandsniff Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 4m
Oct 09, 2023
A trip to Rennspowaataaah

Jonny and Richard are in Northern California for Rennsport Reunion 7, a Porsche festival at the Laguna Seca track. Featuring lots of nice cars and special guests Elana Scherr, Jonathan Gitlin, Jonny Lieberman, Tom Ford, Mike Musto and Andrew Frankel. patreon.com/smithandsniff Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 39m
Oct 02, 2023
A heavy session with the Captain

Jonny needs to fix his leaking Hondas. Also in this episode, drift-spec plane landings, unusual airline seat arrangements, Branson’s printed boarding pass, a celebrity spot at Santa Pod, sleeping in a Honda Element, terrible Chevrolets, a slightly boastful Daewoo Matiz being sold from a neat house, Richard’s ongoing Panda woes, the rare Kia Magentis atomatic, a night time roundabout incident, the problem with the Kia EV6 GT, motorway balloon chaos, very dusty van interiors, and airport vehicles with snorkels. patreon.com/smithandsniff Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 5m
Sep 25, 2023
Skeletor's mk4 Supra

Jonny has had to cause to reflect on the life of He-Man. Also in this episode, misunderstanding the meaning of cosplay, a bad day to be wearing tweed, the drag racing phenomenon of Podface, replicas racing at the Revival, Steven Seagal fighting from a chair, Bryan Ferry having a nice sit down, Roger Moore running up the Eiffel Tower, a licence to kilt, Calvin Harris and a sweet Prelude 2.2, some eye-opening uses for Facebook Marketplace, Louis Theroux’s erroneous Fiesta RS Turbo, and being a rear view mirror dip refuser. Plus, Prince Williams, Marxist Spencer, cool Maseratis, and Jonny’s secret new car.  patreon.com/smithandsniff Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 3m
Sep 18, 2023
The moaning show

Jonny and Richard get a few things off their chests. Topics covered include a bizarre MG TF, Jag vandalism news, the best bit of the Ford S-Max, tap peril, strange banger racers, jumping a 1910s cars, French pronunciations in American, the VW ID. GTI concept, synthetic fuels, six annoying things about the Abarth 500e, strange subtitles, moving the entire podcast to Miami, the worst ever guest on Hot Ones, canal boating with DJ Khalid, a British donk, and the Toyota Century SUV.  patreon.com/smithandsniff Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

58m
Sep 11, 2023
A day at RADwood

Jonny and Richard are at Bicester Heritage for RADwood. Topics covered in this episode include buying a cheap Hammond organ, Richard being one of the judges in the Hot Wheels Legends competition, standing behind Terry Wogan, Honda NSXs and Ayrton Senna’s Algarve yachting-style slip-ons, a technical latrine, the shocking state of cubicle doors in American bathrooms, Jonny hanging out with Tavarish, the elusive brown Audi A2 of Bath/Bath, a strangely named cottage near Silverstone, being let down by Chris Hemsworth, an update on Volvo saloons and estates in the UK, a new Smith and Sniff planning service, the problem with racing drivers appearing on Top Gear, and Kimi Raikkonen going for a post-sauna jet ski.  patreon.com/smithandsniff Get bonus content on Patreon https://open.acast.com/public/patreon/fanSubscribe/5883915 * Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

1h 8m
Sep 04, 2023