Spout Lore

Spout Lore

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A series of comedy bits, loosely connected by dice rolls.

Join a well-meaning barbarian, a mysterious druid, and an orphaned halfling child as they try to figure out the world they're in.

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219 episodes

11-1 - The Gossip Girls

The gang figures out their next steps during some much needed R and R. And the players discover their new playbooks! [Content Warning: Surprise Religious Conversions, Rotten Buns, Gossipy Wizards] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

1h 29m
Mar 15
- Patreon Bonus: Mall Brats Season 2, Episode 3

The Cool Treat Kids contend with new rivals, new drama and the complication that their relative heights present when trying to three-way eat an ice cream. [Content Warning: Chocolate, Vanilla, Bubblegum] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

3m
Mar 04
10-18 - And The Eyes Walked Like Men

....your road is coming to an end. [Content Warning: Creation Myths, Gaslighting Gods, Imps] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

1h 28m
Feb 23
10-17 - The Wheel is Turning Now

The Wandering Three make their final stand beneath the branches of the Heart Tree, and we draw the attention of something...sinister. [Content Warning: Stepdad Stuff, Schindler's List References, Failed Puns] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

55m
Feb 06
10-16 - Ollie

The gang apprehend a shrubbery then search through the Cloister for the only elf who can help them save the heart tree, and they find him in deep shit. [Content Warning: Tobias, Gregolith and Derrick the Donkey] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

1h 12m
Jan 19
- Patreon Bonus: Mall Brats Holiday Special

The Cool Treat Kids try to convince Borbo's dad that he's a good guy but they end up losing the thread on their own lies almost immediately. [Content Warning: Blatant, Copyright, Infringement] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

9m
Jan 06
- Patreon Bonus: Mall Brats Season 2, Episode 1

The Cool Treat Kids try to secure a paying job but end up sidetracked by the prospect of eating popcorn of the floor of a disgusting theatre. [Content Warning: Terrible Luck, Sisterly Glares, Floor Treasure] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

3m
Dec 31, 2023
10-15 - The Spider's Eyes

Morris and Perell try to save Deathaniel as the gang tries to discern what the Gibbous Man is planning. [Content Warning: Spaghetti Destruction, Pineapple Juice, Lore Dumps] Merch Links! Last Year's Advent Calendar: https://bit.ly/spoutloreadvent Merch Store: https://www.spoutlore.com/merch/ Fantasy By Numbers Store: https://www.fantasybynumbers.ca/spoutlore Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

1h 4m
Dec 24, 2023
10-14 - He Knows You're Here

The gang considers how to liberate Deathaniel while the cast considers whether they should ruin the show for a stupid gag. [Content Warning: Terrible Series Finale Ideas, Brainwaves, New Jersey Accents] Merch Links! Last Year's Advent Calendar: https://bit.ly/spoutloreadvent Merch Store: https://www.spoutlore.com/merch/ Fantasy By Numbers Store: https://www.fantasybynumbers.ca/spoutlore Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

1h 6m
Dec 07, 2023
10-13 - The Heart of Things

The gang walks directly into the center of a spiders web and are forced to contend with their darkest fears and deepest desires. [Content Warning: Marble Negotiations, Ron Swanson Tributes, Chicken Desires] Merch Links! Last Year's Advent Calendar: https://bit.ly/spoutloreadvent Merch Store: https://www.spoutlore.com/merch/ Fantasy By Numbers Store: https://www.fantasybynumbers.ca/spoutlore Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

1h 8m
Nov 21, 2023
- Patreon Announcement - PISS MONSTER TIER

Shawn left the room for 20 minutes during a recording and naturally Abdul, Jessica and Paul created the most chaotic Patreon Tier ever. If you'd like Abdul to GM an insane game for you and 3 of your closest friends sign up for the PISS MONSTER TIER today!! https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore/membership

8m
Nov 06, 2023
10-12 - Salutations

The gang realizes too late that they're swimming in shark infested waters. [Content Warning: Failed Bribery, Tom Hiddleston, Mungbeans] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

1h 1m
Nov 01, 2023
- Patreon Bonus: Mall Brats Season 2

We pick up with the Clover, Fenton and Franklin after a summer of growing, finding themselves, and building arcane juicers. [Content Warning: Teen Staches, Laser Worms, Slow Motion Entrances] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

11m
Oct 28, 2023
10-11 - The Worm Returns

With the long awaited reply to their missive to the library, the only thing that stands between our heroes and the answers they've been searching for is their questionable literacy. [Content Warning: Inception References, Pizza Hut Buffets, Exposition Dumps] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

49m
Oct 21, 2023
10-10 - The Cloister

The gang infiltrates the church at the heart of Elven culture and finds, you guessed it, piss monks. [Content Warning: Pissy Vestments, Pissy Sleepover, Pissy Memories] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

1h 7m
Oct 02, 2023
10-9 - The Ranger's Heart is a Winter's Bloom

The gang work with Deathaniel's talon to escape a hotel bar then infiltrate a millenia old monastic order at the center of elven culture. [Content Warning: Pee Secrets, Words, Arms] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

1h 13m
Sep 18, 2023
10-8 - Heartwood City

We enter the heart of Elven civilization and Vyng gets a rude awakening as he sees the corruption of his people firsthand. Also, Billie fills his marble jar. [Content Warning: Chad, Chad, Chad, Chad] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

1h 6m
Sep 01, 2023
- Patreon Bonus: Spout More Episode 31

In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids hatch a plan to destroy the Wine Moms while advertising their new chocolate at an elementary school production of Pretty Woman. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Musical Gaslighting, Little Turdlets, Pretty Woman Copyright Infringement] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

4m
Aug 25, 2023
10-7 - Dark as the Night, Cold as the Void

The gang crosses paths with a god, and they shit themselves both figuratively and literally. [Content Warning: Secret Stretching, Disruptive Zoology, Coin Paranoia] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

1h 2m
Aug 20, 2023
10-6 - So You Figured It Out

The gang learns that the Ranger King is far from the most dangerous thing in the Great Forest. [Content Warning: Reddit Insecurity, Dick Jokes, Satirical Threats] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

1h 18m
Aug 12, 2023
10-5 - The Thirstening

The gang progresses deeper into the great forest and Jessica makes the mistake of asking 3 boys to make light saber noises. [Content Warning: Coy Doves, Child Bribery, Light Saber Noises] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

1h 2m
Jul 19, 2023
10-4 - Clarence

Our intrepid heroes spend most of their time stealing the elven equivalent of livestock from the elven equivalent of Pedro Pascal. [Content Warning: Accidental Racism, Pie Re-assembly, Unintentional Kidnapping] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

1h 6m
Jul 04, 2023
- Patreon Bonus: Spout More Episode 30

In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids execute their most daring score to date...blatantly plagiarizing Mad Max Fury Road. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: The Doof Warrior, Motorcycle Sounds, Safety] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

5m
Jun 26, 2023
10-3 - Your Tongue Has Forgotten the Sounds of the Wood

Vyng gets culture shock as he re-enters Dethaniel's court, while Billie and Tuk realize how stupid Elven society is. [Content Warning: Ranger Signs, Elven Names, Chronic Halitosis] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

1h 10m
Jun 19, 2023
10-2 - In the Name of My Father

The gang makes their way to the Boreal Reach and start to learn why Vyng doesn't like to talk about his childhood. [Content Warning: "Funny" Ghost Stories, Weiner Roasts, Childhood Memories] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

1h 4m
Jun 05, 2023
- Patreon Bonus: Spout More Episode 29

In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids try to make an Alliance with the Wild Nogs, and Clover's Boyfriend is keeping a secret. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Secrets, Diarrhea, Inappropriate Vampirism] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

10m
May 31, 2023
10-1 - Please Don't You Love Me

Vyng confronts his dad, and the gang makes some choices about what to do next. [Content Warning: Dad Stuff, Mom Stuff, I Feel Statements] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

1h 1m
May 22, 2023
9-31 - The Stalwart Son

The gang makes an alliance with Morris Wadge in order to help Perell get his magic back. [Content Warning: Restaurant Closures, Bad Harmonies, Grade 6 Science Experiments] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

1h 53m
May 04, 2023
- Patreon Bonus: Spout More Episode 28

In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids have a dance off at a glow-in-the-dark middle school party. Head over to Patreon if you'd like to hear more! [Content Warning: Sipping Beers, Tony Baloney, Cactus Girls] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

10m
Apr 30, 2023
9-30 - Morris Wadge, Master of Arcane Architecture

The gang is left reeling after meeting their weird uncle's boyfriend. Also they remember they've been trying to find the Dark Guard this whole time. [Content Warning: Angry Kissing, Lore Dumps, Arrogant Architects] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

1h 15m
Apr 18, 2023