On today's MJ Morning Show:

Fester's back!

Miami spring breakers are returning to... Miami?

Supermarket sneakiness

Morons in the news

Salon creep caught on video... Pat George's wife has dealt with him

Fester's Depends

Froggy's Freevee suggestion got MJ watching Candid Camera, which led to a discovery by MJ about Allen Funt

Celebrity Worship Syndrome

Oscars

Hot Oil Run with Colony Pizza

MJ's visit to the cobbler

Time Change

Madonna's concert faux pas

A complaint e-mail

Kate Middleton photo

United Airlines recent issues

Melatonin for kids? Some are OD'ing and going to the hospital

Long Island vegan bakery being investigated over source of donuts