Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

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The comedy show where hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard look for evidence that our simulation is, in fact, broken.

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120 episodes

#118: "Sam Slips Up" + Cannibals in LA? + Neuralink Glory ****s

We're back after a long break to find that Sam has slipped up a little, that cannibals might be running amok in LA, that Neuralink is revolutionizing self-pleasure, and that 'God' is back in California classrooms. Also this week Sam considers buying a golf course, reveals there was an emergency at a recent show, and gets into the brilliance of Shogun. MORE STUFF: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation WATCH BROKEN SIMULATION: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog SOCIAL MEDIA: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard WANT TO SEE SAM LIVE? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! BROKEN SIMULATION HOSTS: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

1h 57m
Apr 01
#117: "Loser States" + Elon's Twitter Clone + Sam Addresses LA Comedy Scene + P. Diddy Blackmail?

After a little break, we return with a packed episode, including Sam's sincere address to the L.A. comedy scene, an important characterization of the state of this country, news of green lasers being used to guide lightning (and video), Elon's Twitter soundalike which has even Elon himself dumbfounded, Iran's bit antarctic play, P. Diddy as a possible blackmail agent, and loads more. Head to www.policygenius.com/broken to see how much you can save! MORE STUFF: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation WATCH BROKEN SIMULATION: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog SOCIAL MEDIA: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard WANT TO SEE SAM LIVE? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! BROKEN SIMULATION HOSTS: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

2h 2m
Mar 11
#116: "Sam Accidentally Live Streams Himself S******g" + Ben Shapiro Sucks + Our Questions for Putin

Sam Tripoli has a major announcement, then we get into why Amy Schumer and Ben Shapiro suck, and the whole David Lucas situation, before maybe the funniest moment in show history (it involves Sam's public humiliation). Head to www.policygenius.com/broken to see how much you can save! MORE STUFF: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation WATCH BROKEN SIMULATION: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog SOCIAL MEDIA: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! WANT TO SEE SAM LIVE? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! BROKEN SIMULATION HOSTS: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

1h 54m
Feb 19
#115: "Punching Downs" + Immigration Riots + Shane Gillis Hosting SNL + Hedberg Overrated?

Was Mitch Hedberg overrated, as the Legion of Skanks suggest? Are immigration riots going to swing the election? We discuss that, as well as Shane Gillis hosting SNL, the dangers of "right on red," a crazy moment you probably never noticed in a Hollywood classic, the latest twist in the decline of The Daily Show, and so much more on this episode of Broken Simulation. MORE STUFF: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation WATCH BROKEN SIMULATION: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog SOCIAL MEDIA: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! WANT TO SEE SAM LIVE? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! BROKEN SIMULATION HOSTS: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

1h 53m
Feb 08
#114: "The Watcher" + Masks (Still) Don't Work + Sam Meets Admiral Byrd Relative + James O'Keefe vs. Mark Cuban

Sam had some crazy stories from the road, including meeting a relative of a Challenger astronaut and of Admiral Byrd. Then we watch hilarious video of CNN grappling with proof that masks don't work, and Mark Cuban being confronted by Jamese O'Keefe. Visit www.policygenius.com/broken to see how much you can save! MORE STUFF: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation WATCH BROKEN SIMULATION: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog SOCIAL MEDIA: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! WANT TO SEE SAM LIVE? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! BROKEN SIMULATION HOSTS: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

1h 48m
Jan 22
#113: "Happy New Year?" + Kevin Spacey on Tucker + Jellyfish UAPs + Canadian Police BS

We're back after a long break to get caught up on on the crazy stuff that happened over the holidays, including Kevin Spacey's bizarre visit to Tucker Carlson's show, Sam getting Zoom bombed, Tomb Raider's boobs getting downsized, Elon being drug tested, the trumped up BS of the Canadian cops, and much more. Get your custom song listed on Spotify for free at www.songfinch.com/BROKENSIM! HELP MAKE THE 'CHAOS TWINS' AND GET REWARDED! Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute! PLEASE USE JOHNNY'S TESLA REFERRAL LINK SO HE CAN MAKE HIS CAR FASTER. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref MORE STUFF: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation WATCH BROKEN SIMULATION: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog SOCIAL MEDIA: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! WANT TO SEE SAM LIVE? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! BROKEN SIMULATION HOSTS: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

2h 0m
Jan 12
#112: "There Are No Rules" + Kanye Rants About Trump + Taylor Swift Conspiracy + Mossad Marvel Hero

It's the final time the guys will be talking in 2023, and they make the most of it, getting into Kanye West's rant (which includes a swip at President Trump), Marvel's latest gaffe in the form of a Mossad Super Hero, a conspiracy involving Taylor Swift and Al Michaels, and so much more ... plus Sam frets about having no stories. Go to www.hellotushy.com and use the promo code "BROKEN" for 15-percent off! Get your custom song listed on Spotify for free at www.songfinch.com/BROKENSIM! HELP MAKE THE 'CHAOS TWINS' AND GET REWARDED! Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute! PLEASE USE JOHNNY'S TESLA REFERRAL LINK SO HE CAN MAKE HIS CAR FASTER. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref MORE STUFF: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation WATCH BROKEN SIMULATION: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog SOCIAL MEDIA: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! WANT TO SEE SAM LIVE? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! BROKEN SIMULATION HOSTS: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

2h 2m
Dec 22, 2023
#111: "Sam Tripoli Minus One" + Alex Jones Returns to X + Ex-Pornstars as Intellectuals

We're all over the place this week, talking movies, nuclear conspiracy, Alex Jones' return to Twitter, Mia Khalifa on Abby Martin's show and why ex-pornstars are sought out as intellectuals, Anthony Jeselnick's recent comments about offensive comedy, and Sam's opinion of the new Godzilla content. Go to www.hellotushy.com and use the promo code "BROKEN" for 15-percent off! PLEASE USE JOHNNY'S TESLA REFERRAL LINK SO HE CAN MAKE HIS CAR FASTER. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref MORE STUFF: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation WATCH BROKEN SIMULATION: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog SOCIAL MEDIA: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! WANT TO SEE SAM LIVE? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! BROKEN SIMULATION HOSTS: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

2h 23m
Dec 15, 2023
#110: "C**DumpsterVan" + Epstein's Flight Logs Blocked + Elon vs. Advertisers + CIA and Hip Hop

Sam had a strange encounter in West Hollywood, there's a possible CIA whistleblower on their involvement in the creation of hip hop, and we get into the Chauvin stabbing by an FBI informant, Elon vs. Advertisers, Epstein's flight logs being blocked, stupid social media posts, Henry Kissinger, and a lot more on a jam packed edition of Broken Simulation. Get your custom song listed on Spotify for free at www.songfinch.com/BROKENSIM! HELP MAKE THE 'CHAOS TWINS' AND GET REWARDED! Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute! PLEASE USE JOHNNY'S TESLA REFERRAL LINK SO HE CAN MAKE HIS CAR FASTER. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref MORE STUFF: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation WATCH BROKEN SIMULATION: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog SOCIAL MEDIA: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! WANT TO SEE SAM LIVE? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! BROKEN SIMULATION HOSTS: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

2h 2m
Dec 04, 2023
#109: "Eddie Bravo's Fight Club" + CIA Confronts Sam/Eddie + Taylor Swift Black Cube Evidence

On this special Thanksgiving episode of the show Sam recaps his Austin visit, including his time at Joe Rogan's comedy club, and a visit to Eddie Bravo's personal "fight club." Also this week: Someone claiming to be from the CIA confronted Eddie and Sam at their show, we get into the Ben Shapiro vs. Candice Owens altercation, and we examine evidence that Taylor Swift is on the Black Cube train, and loads more. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now and use code BROKENSIM! HELP MAKE THE 'CHAOS TWINS' AND GET REWARDED! Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute! PLEASE USE JOHNNY'S TESLA REFERRAL LINK SO HE CAN MAKE HIS CAR FASTER. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref MORE STUFF: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation WATCH BROKEN SIMULATION: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog SOCIAL MEDIA: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! WANT TO SEE SAM LIVE? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! BROKEN SIMULATION HOSTS: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

1h 55m
Nov 24, 2023
#108: "Mencia vs. Rogan Revisited" + False Flagged Confirmed? + Joey Diaz the Unfollowable

On this week's episode we revisit the Carlos Mencia vs. Joe Rogan/comedy affair in light of a recent plea by the beleaguered comedian for understanding. Also this week we listen to Whitney Cummings and Rogan rib Sam for having so many podcasts, conclude our discussion of Blippi, get into what is increasingly looking like a false flag in you-know-where, and talk about why Joey Diaz really is the best. Visit www.harrys.com/BROKEN to check out their excellent offer. HELP MAKE THE 'CHAOS TWINS' AND GET REWARDED! Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute! PLEASE USE JOHNNY'S TESLA REFERRAL LINK SO HE CAN MAKE HIS CAR FASTER. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref MORE STUFF: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation WATCH BROKEN SIMULATION: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog SOCIAL MEDIA: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! WANT TO SEE SAM LIVE? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! BROKEN SIMULATION HOSTS: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

1h 42m
Nov 13, 2023
#107: "Is Broken Sim Ending?!" + MKUltra Hero? + Hillary Confronted + Kevin Brennan's Trouble

Sam and Johnny clash! Is Sam gay? Also this week we discuss the death of Matthew Perry, the trouble that it got Kevin Brennan in, and a possible hero who resisted the influence of MKUltra programming. Plus: Hillary is confronted twice, and we review the footage. Kanye suggests an Adidas exec kiss a photo of Hitler daily. And so much more! Support the creation of "Chaos Twins" here: http://chaostwins.com PLEASE USE JOHNNY'S TESLA REFERRAL LINK SO HE CAN MAKE HIS CAR FASTER. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref MORE STUFF: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation WATCH BROKEN SIMULATION: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog SOCIAL MEDIA: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! WANT TO SEE SAM LIVE? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! BROKEN SIMULATION HOSTS: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

2h 17m
Nov 06, 2023
#106: "Sam Has An Altercation" + Military Draft Returning? + Dave Chappelle Gets Dangerous

Sam recaps his altercation with a "fan" at a recent show, considers whether the military draft might be reinstated in response to the mess overseas, and we go deep on how comedy has changed, and how Sarah Silverman used to be edgy, and Dave Chappelle still is. You'll love MrBallen's Medical Mysteries! Check it out ad-free on Prime or wherever podcasts are served! Get a $13 Harry's starter set for just $3 at www.harrys.com/BROKEN. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now and use code BROKENSIM! PLEASE USE JOHNNY'S TESLA REFERRAL LINK SO HE CAN MAKE HIS CAR FASTER. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref MORE STUFF: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation WATCH BROKEN SIMULATION: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog SOCIAL MEDIA: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! WANT TO SEE SAM LIVE? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! BROKEN SIMULATION HOSTS: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

2h 6m
Oct 26, 2023
#105: "Masking Off" + Why Ben Shapiro Stinks + Sam Goes on Dr. Drew

Sam has an incredibly homoerotic week, including an appearance on Dr. Drew. Also this week we talk the mess in Israel/Gaza, and discuss how Sam was right about Will Smith. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

1h 48m
Oct 18, 2023
#104: "Sam Fights at Skankfest" + Praising Cum Town + Satanic ****phile Cult Busted

Sam recaps his INSANE weekend at Skankfest, which included fighting, watching Off-the-Grid Ryan meet his Cum Town idol, getting Kurt Metzger's take on Noah, and loads more. Also this week we learn an interesting fact about Satanic Temple founder Lucien Greaves and look back on the good times we had at All Things Comedy. Also, people in the Pentagon are worried UFOs might be demons. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

2h 23m
Oct 05, 2023
#103: "Avery Land" + Sam Gets Busted + Mystery Fairy Circles + Kaepernick + Steven Avery

A little later than normal, but we're back to discuss whether Steven Avery did it, Colin Kaepernick's latest ploy, mystery fairy circles appearing worldwide, gold at Costco, the country's Taylor Swift addiction, why the "Redskins" moniker should be brought back, and loads more. Here's the guy who was singing last week: https://on.soundcloud.com/9pLXLqZqJhk33vUz8 More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

1h 44m
Sep 29, 2023
#102: "Sam Returns to Rogan" + 'Spy' Balloon Update + Russell Brand + QB's UFO Story

Sam was back on the Joe Rogan Experience last week (this time the JRE Fight Companion), and he recaps the experience, including a visit to Rogan's incredible comedy club. Other than that we cover a ton of insanity this episode, including an unbelivable update on the Chiense 'spy' balloon, Russell Brand's situation, Lauren Boebert being a fun gal, the acquital of three of those accused in the plot to kidnap Michigan's governor, a missing F-35 fighter jet, RFK Jr.'s bizarre campaign incident, and Sam's social anxiety at a fancy dinner party with free thinking luminaries. MORE STUFF: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

2h 33m
Sep 18, 2023
#101: "I AM FROM FRANCE" + Was Theo Von ripped off? + Man diddles home invader + 5G/Brain worms

This week's unique episode include's what host Sam Tripoli calls the "craziest news story we have ever had," alongside stories of him nearly fighting his brother, gold-diggers, literal worms being removed from brains, and much more. Use the promo code "BROKENSIM" in the Draft Kings Sportsbook app for their insane NFL promo! MORE STUFF: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

1h 36m
Sep 09, 2023
#100: "Buy Low, Stay High" + Aliens in Peru + Sam Meets Shia, Going Back on Rogan + Weather Manipulation

For the big No. 100 we have one of our longest episodes ever, and get into all the big topics of the week, including the tragedy in Lahaina, weather manipulation in the SoCal hurricane, Sam's encounter with Shia LaBeouf, the return of masks, and loads more. Head to www.factormeals.com/broken50 for 50-percent off! Use the promo code "BROKEN" in the Draft Kings Sportsbook app to claim your bonus! MORE STUFF: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

2h 44m
Aug 28, 2023
#99: "Divide & Conquer" + Off-the-Grid Ryan Calls + Sam Going on Dr. Drew + Air/TikTok Conspiracies

Off-the-Grid Ryan calls in to share his near-death experience, and we learn that Sam is booked on Dr. Drew on this week's Broken Simulation. We also get into the potential for race wars after the nonsense in Alabama, swap a few conspiracy theories, and Sam mentions that Eddie Bravo's appearance on The Joe Rogan Experience brougth surprise attention to someone we know. Oh, and Sam got a Gringo Special haircut from a sketchy Mexican place. MORE STUFF: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

2h 8m
Aug 14, 2023
#98: "OldSchool.Black" + Joe Rogan AI Experience + FBI Busts Itself + Metallica + Howard Stern

The FBI busts itself, the Joe Rogan A.I. Experience somehow perseveres, Sam's recalls an appearance on Howard Stern, and we cast ourselves in an AI-generated new season of Game of Thrones on this week's edition of Broken Simulation! MORE STUFF: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

2h 9m
Aug 07, 2023
#97: "Controlled Opposition" + Obama's Hands + Cis Allies + Mitch McConnell's Decline + Sam's Stripe

Sam gets a stripe, Obama maybe beat the **** out of someone, Mitch McConnell strokes out, Anthony Weiner has an epic showdown on Valuetainment, and a moron wants a colony on Venus. Visit www.policygenius.com to get your quote today! Enjoy "Don't Panic" on the Wondery App or wherever you get your podcasts! MORE STUFF: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

2h 24m
Aug 02, 2023
#96: "Hard Knock Life" + 'Sound of Freedom' conspiracies + Sam almost dumps in his pants (again)

Podcasting ain't easy! Host Sam Tripoli reveals that he nearly dumped in his pants again to keep this show interesting. Also this week we talk about RFK Jr.'s latest controversy, "Sound of Freedom" conspiracies, Elon's future with Twitter, John Kerry's lies, and our first times manually stimulating. Head to www.factormeals.com/broken50 and use the code "broken50" to get 50-percent off your first box! MORE STUFF: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

2h 1m
Jul 24, 2023
#95: "Neurodivergent" + Tucker wrecks Mike Pence + 'Sound of Freedom' + Sam Starts Thai Boxing

This week we learn host Sam Tripoli is adding yet another martial art to his schedule, and we talk the SAG strike, Tucker Carlson strangling Mike Pence's campaign in the crib, "The Sound of Freedom," Joe Rogan's boxing advice to Louis CK, a time-traveling Tracy Chapman, and how we're doing with the 75-day challenge. MORE STUFF: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

2h 19m
Jul 17, 2023
#94: "Dipsh*t Gematria" + RFK Assassination Theories + Elon vs. CIA? + 75-Day Fitness Challenge

Host Sam Tripoli is again battling the forces of stupidity -- only this time they are armed with a gematria calculator. Also this week Sam reveals he has fallen off of the p*rn wagon, we consider whether Elon Musk's "rate-limiting" fiasco was actually done to combat CIA data-scraping, we discuss whether Ice Cube is down with the CIA, and we get into RFK Jr.'s appearance on a podcast where he shares his theories that MKUltra had something to do with his father's death. We open this episode by outlining our plan to radically change our fitness/health in 75 days. Join us by tweeting at www.twitter.com/brokensim! MORE STUFF: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

2h 22m
Jul 03, 2023
#93: "Fun With Stupid" + Hotez v RFK Jr./Rogan + OMG BlackRock + Titan Theories

We're back with more Fun with Stupid, which this week includes scientist Peter Hotez and his ongoing war with the internet/RFK Jr. and Joe Rogan. It also includes seemingly everybody involved with this submarine implosion, as well as horny Blackrock employees. Also this week Sam recaps his trip to the Watermelon Festival. Head to www.factormeals.com/broken50 and use the code "broken50" to get 50-percent off your first box! MORE STUFF: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

1h 58m
Jun 26, 2023
#92: "The Family That Must Not Be Named" + Lizard Person Encounter + Sam Salutes GaS Digital

The Broken Sim crew is reeeling after a week full of tech troubles after naming *that* family again on Tin Foil Hat. Also this week a listener shares their story of seeing a shapeshifting lizard person, host Sam Tripoli shares a tribute to Luis J. Gomez and GaS Digital, and we say goodbye to Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank. Oh, and we have even more evidence that President Biden is slipping. MORE STUFF: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

2h 41m
Jun 19, 2023
#91: "Sandwich Tripoli" + Vegas UFO/Alien Breakdown + Sam's Armpit Rails

This week we talk about the big UFO/alien sighting in Las Vegas, Alex Stein's latest shenanigans, possible evidence of lizard people on TV, and then host Sam Tripoli recaps his visit to the heart of the south. Sam also reveals that he recently smelled some armpits. MORE STUFF: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

2h 16m
Jun 13, 2023
#90: "The Worst Episode Ever" + Pride PSYOPS Starting + Sam Doubts Himself

It didn't take long for us to realize this was our worst episode so far. Our apologies. We tried. This week we get into the official kick-off of Pride Month PSYOPS, a hilarious video alleging white privilege, and YouTube's secret one-name child star. Also this week, host Sam Tripoli is really doubting himself and his place in this world. MORE STUFF: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

2h 25m
Jun 05, 2023
#89: "Sam's Brush With Death" + UFOs + Transhumanist YouTube Vampires

Host Sam Tripoli has a brush with death after overdosing on gas station boner pills. Also this week we talk rich guy Bryan Johnson's bizarre longevity YouTube videos, whether we are at peak UFO, and we get into a new Gates-Epstein connection that made news this week. Get 20-percent off and free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at manscaped.com! Visit www.policygenius.com to get your quote today! MORE STUFF: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball! Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets! Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/advertisement

2h 25m
May 29, 2023