The Tim Hawkins Podcast
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* In Part 2 of their conversation, the crew begins with some heartfelt discussion about what it means to be authentic. Then they move on to the family supermarket, seedless fruits, and "What I'm loving." They end discussing the sleep habits of President Trump...lots of laughter mixed with tired--a perfect combination!
* The group is together for Part 1 of a 2-part conversation (come back next week!) as Luke and Liv give an update on their new house and Tim recounts the roast of John Crist at his surprise birthday party, They discuss "small talk," remembering people's names, and memorable strange neighbors. They talk about the new version of the movie "Dune", Nicholas Cage and Tim and Heather's "new show." Be sure to come back next time for Part 2!
* The gang is all back together as they discuss moving any body part to another part of the body, Youtube Rabbit Holes, dating shows and false prophets. The concept of disciplining adults, wedding reception advice and "What are you Loving" ties this little escapade with a nice bow. Check us out on Youtube!
* The crew is back discussing their various health maladies, thoughts on the Chiefs and the Super Bowl, looking at 'Merica and evaulating all kinds of accents around the world. Lenny Kravitz, John Mayer, Garth Brooks and his alter-ego, Chris Gaines are in the crosshairs as well. Be sure to watch on Youtube and subscribe!
* The Hawkins kids are in the house, as Tim and Heather are out, and Hollywood, fashion and entertainment are all in the cross-hairs! They reflect on growing up in the Hawkins house, Jackson shares his musical prowess, which of course leads to group karaoke. Open-Pantry-People, family dinners, and other family memories are shared.
* Tim and Heather are joined by Jackson and Spencer as the bookend children--Tim shares about his dentist experience, an awful lot of Pope talk, and an important health update from Heather. Levi can't resist and chimes in along the way as they talk about Youtube go-to's, favorite animation movies, and Holland is up way past his bedtime (shhhh....don't tell mom.)
* Levi, Luke and Liv join Tim for this musical extravaganza of songy-songs. They talk about the cult of Taylor Swift, dreams, guys who know how to do stuff, and share some New Year's resolutions (but not really). Welcome to 2024 Hodunks!
* Cousin Cole Hawkins joins the crew today for plenty of Christmas merriment. They talk about lots of family memories at Grandma's house, cinnamon roll eating etiquette, the new Wonka movie, the genius of Dr. Seuss, and the show WRAPS up with some amazing Christmas freestyle RAP. Merry Christmas from the Hawkins clan!
* In our “not yet Christmas” show, Luke is stressed out after looking for a new house that had a bumper pool table, the team gives family travel tips over the holidays and also discussed how we survived without phones and the virtue of actually reading. Disney adults, a crazy cult and Christmas songs round out this early Christmas gift of a show.
* Tim and the kids are on this week to talk about the family trip to Branson, MO, where apparently Tim is more famous than anyone else. Then they obviously moved on to the topics of worms, malaria and the family health histories. Shakespeare analysis, video and movie and podcast reviews and the CMA awards top off this episode of goodness.
* Friend of the family Christian joins Luke, Tim, Heather and Spencer, along with Luna the puppy, to discuss skiing escapades, Tim's viral "Home School Family" video, and the amazing qualities of the musical Bible version. Tim opens up about his recent show taping in Nashville and the journey to where he is now. Finally, a staple of the show lately--cringeworthy church videos. They end with an analysis of end-of-life decisions...inspired by a walk down the red carpet. Fun time for all!
* It's Tim and the kids this week! Levi starts off the podcast with Luke and Liv, talking about celebrity heads and plastic surgery and the Snow White Disney mistake. The overall word for the day is CRINGEY--lots and lots of videos including Taylor Swifts 'cars and bars' and other cringey country music. Then Spencer jumps in the chair with his AI-generated plant-based lyrics and they're off! In fact, Liv actually sings their own Taylor-inspired AI lyrics.
* The crew is back together bemoaning the foulness of Tim's king-sized hot tub. Heather has some knobs to paint, so Levi joins the gang in her place for the rest of the show. They hear a Luke Bryan "beer" compilation, discuss what bail is, and Tim shares some funny videos. Finally, Tim's A.I. generated artwork for his upcoming special causes quite a stir. Stay tuned for an upcoming episode live from the hot tub!
* The crew is half in costume with football/Taylor swift talk, Liv's SHAQ 2 movie trailer, and food travels in middle America. Tim has "Something Interesting", various theories are bandied about, and the Office Halloween trailer caps off this fall festival/Halloween/Trunk or Treating extravaganza!
* The crew is back together and in rare form, starting with what tool would you be in the toolbox. Tim births two new songs, including “Dump Run” and “Ham Pants,' they talk about how to live longer, some of Noah’s questions and show reviews. Lots of laughs--be sure to watch us on Youtube!
* Tim, Luke and Spencer are together--supposedly babysitting the kids--no ladies allowed! They start off with TV show talk, Dinosaurs, and LUke desperately tries to get them to do the gas station Tier List. They end with lots of church talk and opinions along with the Reviews of the week. We think the kids are still ok, but not quite sure...be sure to watch us on Youtube!
* It's a special day as Tim's mom/Liv's grandma/Heather's mother-in-law joins them for lots of laughs and memories. They talk about favorite foods, favorite and worst movies, traveling, shopping, school projects...lots of memories shared by all. Be sure to check us out on Youtube and meet everyone's favorite!
* Tim and Heather welcome their friend and fellow comic Jonnie W. to the show, with lots of fun stories and memories from the road. Jonnie talks about that time he thought he killed on "America's Got Talent" and all the opportunities that they've both had over the years. A fun show with lots of laughs for sure! Be sure to check out Jonnie W. at his website: jonniew.com http://jonniew.com/
* The crew has lots of hair (or lack of it) talk, along with the family's big heads, old school workout routines and getting healthy. They talk about cringey church stuff, Tim being controlled by the dark lord and bemoaning the fact there's just TOO MUCH stuff in the world! Watch us on Youtube!
* The crew googles "Florida Man", talks about what it must be like to be a famous person, and Luke and Tim share backpacking and hiking adventures. Tim shares "Something Interesting" that's actually something annoying, they complete the Tier of the week and watch cringey videos--and Liv shares the best podcast review to date. See us on Youtube!
* Headphones and analyzing people's teeth kicks off this episode, then "Something Happened to Me"and Liv's Samurai sword story. The team produces their "90's Worship Songs" tier rankings, play voice memo roulette, followed by Youtube comment roulette...but no really, we love your comments! Check us out on Youtube!
* This week introduces a 5th member of the crew--the Laptop! They analyze videos, listen to music and play a game of "Cookie Tier List"--followed quickly by "Kardashian Tier List." Who woulda thought the National Enquirer would be such a major contributor to this week's show?!
* The crew comes together to discuss food trucks, biker shorts, and Jackson brings his best rant yet. The Godmother makes her return, there's Voice Memo Roulette, and of course, reviews of the week. Check us out on Youtube!
* The crew starts off with "Voice Memo Roulette" and then moves on to random iphone Notes, culminating in Tim's Donut Sermon. A new segment called "Something Interesting Happened This Week" (complete with theme music) makes its debut, along with Tim workshopping "Guy You Haven't Seen In Awhile." Spencer calls in and they finish up with Youtube reviews. Don't forget to check us out on video!
* We begin with the world premiere of the "Camu Camu" song from "friend of the show" Luke, then a St. Louis concert review that legitimately covers ALL the bases. There's music from Papa Razzi and the Photogs, and then "Guess That GenZ Word" with Jackson. All together now--TIM-HAW-KINS! TIM-HAW-KINS!
* The crew is adjusting to being on video as they analyze each other's hand motions and enjoy candy cigarettes. Tim gets recognized in public, and the group lauds the genius of iconic sitcoms like Seinfeld and The Office. The crazy family text thread leads to some CRAZY stories, their Swedish friend calls in and they wrap up with a little Q&A. If you ever wondered what it looks like--check us out on YOUTUBE.
* The crew starts a little slow as they fire up the video cameras to celebrate episode #100--so be sure to check it out on Youtube starting NOW! They discuss definitions of "late" and "on time," a house update, and highlights of the first 100 shows. Billboards, the most annoying musical instruments, and questions from the audience make up this momentous occasion.
* The crew is very reflective as they analyze history, renaissance and the rise of art, Luke and Liv visit Levi for some new music, and creepy first kiss stories. They talk about lady standup comics, the FROYO experience, and finally an important appliance update.
* The crew is together with wedding music reviews, Olivia's wisdom tooth adventure, Racoon hunting, and the secret to being a good friend. They discuss the merits of getting up early, bathroom horror stories and autotune adventures. The most 23rd best improv podcast in the world--Huzzah!
* It’s a family affair for Olivia’s birthday! Keegan’s dad Mark joins in with favorite Seinfeld moments, an analysis of woke beer commercials, spot-on celebrity impressions, a recent wedding review of do’s and don’ts, and Holland shares pertinent sea creature facts.
