Rude Tales of Magic

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In this improvised narrative role playing podcast, come and join artists, writers, and comedians from Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Marvel Comics, and more as they fight and fumble their way across the madcap, and exceedingly rude, fantasy wasteland of Cordelia. Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher star as a group of unlikely survivors (a talking crow, a lich in a wig, a bubbly fawn, a Sasquatch punk, and a tiefling hunk, specifically) who must solve the mystery of Polaris University's vanishment and return balance and higher education to their world. It's going to be very hard and very, very, rude.

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119 episodes

Spring Special: Lent Enders LIVE at the Bell House in Brooklyn

And on the 30th day (of April) they... released a live show episode?? That's right! As a special treat on this bonus week, we've got our Live Show LENT ENDERS. Recorded live at the Bell House in Brooklyn on March 30th, 2024, this show has all your faves! Branson! Joe! Carly! Ali! Christopher! And even 'Trim' Tim Platt! Wanna this episode? You can see the video of this show right now on our PATREON https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic/about! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  OH THESE THOSE STARS OF SPACE! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 38m
Apr 30
Logic and Treason OR: Moving the Goalposts

A battle of logic. A widower's woe. An apartment move, interrupted. Truly, these are Weird Times in Piss Harbor. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 0m
Apr 16
The Virgin Suisux (with special guest Abdul Aziz)

When a bounty is called on Christ Sux (special guest Abdul Aziz) our heroes take the case. But maybe they should be less focus on the bounty, and more on who called for the bounty... Thanks again to Abdul for joining us on this one, and check out his great ttrpg podcast SPOUT LORE https://www.spoutlore.com/. You'll be glad you did!! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 2m
Apr 02
Do You Believe In MURDER? (With special guests Jess O'Brien and Cohen Edenfield)

Our crew of fearless Bounty Hunters take on their toughest assignment- stage magicians (special guests Jess O'Brien and Cohen Edenfield)!! What is truth and what is illusion in their world of enchantment?? Will even Edgica have her mind freaked by these fearsome foes? Will you dare to behold what is in the hat?? Please do we're not making this to be ignored. LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales returns to the Bell House in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th!! Trust us, you don't wanna miss this one!!! It's RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: LENT ENDERS, and tickets are ON SALE NOW https://www.eventbrite.com/e/rude-tales-of-magic-lent-enders-live-at-the-bell-house-tickets-818721767847. LIVESTREAM TICKETS AVAILABLE AT THE SAME LINK!! Thanks again to Jess O'Brien and Cohen Edenfield, and check out their twisted and incredible podcast SKULLTENDERS https://www.skulltenders.com/. You'll be glad you did!! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 13m
Mar 19
Binge Night

Now, Piss Harbor isn't known as an especially lawful town. No sir. But that's even moreso the case on Binge Night—the one night of the year when all Laws in Piss Harbor take the night off and let their respectful rival Crimes pick up a shift. Whatever will Moose (Joe Lepore), Neil (Ali Fisher), and Jonathan Large (Christopher Hastings) do on this night of wanton criminality? Well, I suppose crimes seem likely, but then again I am *the episode description writer who is also A CRIMINAL*! So I may be a bit biased. LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales returns to the Bell House in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th!! Trust us, you don't wanna miss this one!!! It's RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: LENT ENDERS, and tickets are ONSALE NOW https://www.eventbrite.com/e/rude-tales-of-magic-lent-enders-live-at-the-bell-house-tickets-818721767847. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

59m
Mar 05
Jacked Into the Mainframe: Digital Style.0 (with special guest Zac Oyama)

Allies scattered. Partnerships tested. Mayors...Anti-ed? All this and more on another incredible of ! Huge thanks to our special guest, Zac Oyama https://twitter.com/ZacOyama! Be sure to check out his actual play podcast, Rotating Heroes https://headgum.com/rotating-heroes right here on Headgum! LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales returns to the Bell House in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th!! Trust us, you don't wanna miss this one!!! It's RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: LENT ENDERS, and tickets are ONSALE NOW https://www.eventbrite.com/e/rude-tales-of-magic-lent-enders-live-at-the-bell-house-tickets-818721767847. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 4m
Feb 20
Don't Miss Tim Platt's Teeth Like Beak: Album Recording on February 29th!

Holy Moly! Our very own Tim Platt- the visionary behind Stirfry, Smellulus, and Tommy Whistle- is recording his first-ever Comedy Album live and in person at Brooklyn's Union Hall on Thursday February 29th! Tickets are on sale now! Why would you wait? Buy yours today! TIM PLATT: TEETH LIKE BEAK ALBUM RECORDING UNION HALL, BROOKLYN THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 29 EARLY SHOW 7:30 TICKETS https://www.eventbrite.com/e/tim-platt-teeth-like-beak-album-recording-early-show-tickets-777736228997?aff=odwdwdspacecraft LATE SHOW 9:30 TICKETS https://www.eventbrite.com/e/tim-platt-teeth-like-beak-album-recording-late-show-tickets-777741384417?aff=odwdwdspacecraft See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1m
Feb 07
Rebel Without a Support System (with special guest Jordan Morris)

The streets of Piss Harbor are full of folks you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley. Hell, I wouldn't want to meet anyone in a dark alley. Let's go to a Starbucks! Point is, when the party crosses paths with devil may care bad boy Knee Scraper (special guest JORDAN MORRIS), they're gonna realllly wish they went to a Starbucks. Then at least they'd have Frappucinos! LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales returns to the Bell House in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th!! Trust us, you don't wanna miss this one!!! It's RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: LENT ENDERS, and tickets are ONSALE NOW https://www.eventbrite.com/e/rude-tales-of-magic-lent-enders-live-at-the-bell-house-tickets-818721767847. Thanks to our guest, Jordan Morris https://twitter.com/Jordan_Morris! Go pre-order his graphic novel Youth Group https://us.macmillan.com/books/9781250789235/yout! You simply must! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

51m
Feb 06
The Polite Child's Guide to Life (With special guest Jamie Loftus)

The Rude Tales gang is excited to have Jamie Loftus join them for a wild adventure in Piss Harbor. I just hope everyone has good manners! But could something as simple as a faux pas lead to...death? Probably not but *gulp* you better listen to make sure!! Thanks to our fantastic guest, Jamie Loftus https://twitter.com/jamieloftusHELP! Be sure to check out her book, Raw Dog https://bookshop.org/p/books/raw-dog-the-many-histories-of-hot-dogs-jamie-loftus/18785131?ean=9781250847744&ref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.indiebound.org%2Fsearch%2Fbook%3Fkeys%3DRaw%2BDog%253A%2BThe%2BNaked%2BTruth%2BAbout%2BHot%2BDogs%2B%26aff%3DNYT&source=IndieBound&title=, and listen to her podcast The Bechdel Cast https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-the-bechdel-cast-30089535/! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 13m
Jan 23
A Real Live Adult (with special guest Waleed Mansour)

As the crew gets hired to bring in their toughest bounty yet (special guest WALEED MANSOUR), shocking discoveries are made, a widow craves vengeance, and one party member makes the ultimate sacrifice. All this for what's described as notably low pay. But hey, that's just another day in Piss Harbor, baby. Thanks to our delightful guest, Waleed Mansour https://twitter.com/MrWaleedMansour! Be sure to check him out on his incredible show Sitcom D&D https://headgum.com/sitcomdd right here on the Headgum Network! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 12m
Jan 09
Yuletide Kombat Family 3: GREEK GOD EDITION

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…yeah, an open fire tended to by HESTIA! That’s right, the third ever episode of Yuletide Kombat Family is Greek Mythology themed! Listen to Ali Fisher, Carly Monardo, Christopher Hastings, and Joe Lepore fight gods and gift givers alike in this classic holiday game invented and GM’d by Tim Platt. Edited and sound designed by Tim Platt featuring music from Steve Desiena! A Bucket of Milk Production! Happy Halloween everybody! Yuletide Kombat Family is a holiday fighting game where seasonal opponents fight each other. If you want to play it, go ahead. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 28m
Dec 26, 2023
The Man in the Arena (with special guest Jon Gabrus)

When Piss Harbor Boxer Thickie Thunder (special guest Jon Gabrus) fails to take a fall in a big match, it's up to our heroes (or our bad guys? We're still sorting that out), to capture him for money. As long as there are no complications this episode should be about 15 minutes long! *Show Notes writer sees episode length* Gulp! Big thanks to our guest, Jon Gabrus https://twitter.com/Gabrus! Be sure to check out his podcasts High and Mighty https://headgum.com/high-and-mighty and ActionBoyz https://www.patreon.com/ActionBoyz, and his TruTV show 101 Places to Party Before You Die https://www.trutv.com/shows/101-places-to-party-before-you-die! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 23m
Dec 12, 2023
[New Campaign Premiere] Who's Your Daddy?

WEIRD TIMES IN PISS HARBOR CHAPTER 1. Piss Harbor. A town where crime and danger always flow. The kind of place where Cordelia's most badass bounty hunters gather, hungry for the priciest bounties around. When five of the meanest, toughest, most evil-sword-carried-in-the-mouth-of-a-stray-dog characters in Piss Harbor go out on a job together, could it lead to something...more? To learn more about our Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  OH THESE THOSE STARS OF SPACE! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. FOLLOW US ON TWITTER https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic https://gumball.fm/shows/rude-tales-of-magic/62b3481409835a23906623a2 via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 34m
Nov 28, 2023
TRAILER: Weird Times in Piss Harbor- Premiering NEXT WEEK!

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1m
Nov 21, 2023
And Just Like That...

After an epic quest through Cordelia to Hell itself, our heroes find themselves face to face with the man behind all of their hardships: Lexicon Matters. Will they face off in a climactic battle, or can they coexist? But don't fret, dear listener! Though this campaign may be coming to a close, we have so many Rude Tales to tell in the world of Cordelia. We'll meet you back here in two weeks for the debut of our new campaign: It all goes down TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 28TH! To learn more about our Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  OH THESE THOSE STARS OF SPACE! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. FOLLOW US ON TWITTER https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic https://gumball.fm/shows/rude-tales-of-magic/62b3481409835a23906623a2 via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 15m
Nov 14, 2023
HALLOWEEN SPECIAL: Blood Tales of Depravity 2: Mummy Issues

Listen, if you SCARE! Light up the cauldron and sell your soul to the lowest bidder, for Ru-no, I'm sorry-BLOOD TALES OF DEPRAVITY returns for another chilling adventure. Join Count Dracula (Christopher Hastings), Big Frank (Ali Fisher), Caleb (Joe Lepore), and Count Dracula (Tim Platt), as they race across that macabre metropolis NEW YORK CITY to save the Halloween Community. And who will stand in their way? Why none other than that twisted mastermind, Branson Reese! And in two weeks: Get out the kleenex. Rev your monster truck. And PREPARE THE CHAMBER OF YOUR HEART THAT FEELS CATHARSIS because it's the finale of Rude Tales of Magic: Class Dismissed! You don't want to miss it! To learn more about our Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  OH THESE THOSE STARS OF SPACE! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. FOLLOW US ON TWITTER https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic https://gumball.fm/shows/rude-tales-of-magic/62b3481409835a23906623a2 via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 30m
Oct 31, 2023
Nice ?!?

Absolutely famished from the previous 68 episodes, the gang stops in at a local diner! BEEP BEEP: Our first livestream show in YEARS is Thursday, October 19th at 8pm Eastern! RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: THEY INVADED MY BRAIN! Get your tickets now!! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/rude-tales-of-magic-live-they-invaded-my-brain-tickets-709767011237?aff=oddtdtcreator To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 9m
Oct 17, 2023
Hell Rules (with special guest Caldwell Tanner)

As our now TOTALLY KILLED PARTY take stock of their new, Hellish surroundings (spoiler: it's Hell), perhaps they would do well to enlist a guide of sorts to show them the way? Enter a mysterious ferryman (GUEST STAR CALDWELL TANNER) but does he have his own agenda? Or does he just want to get home to....his wife??? BEEP BEEP: Our first livestream show in YEARS is Thursday, October 19th at 8pm Eastern! RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: THEY INVADED MY BRAIN! Get your tickets now!! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/rude-tales-of-magic-live-they-invaded-my-brain-tickets-709767011237?aff=oddtdtcreator Huge thanks to Caldwell Tanner https://twitter.com/caldy for joining us this week. You can find him on Headgum's own Not Another D&D Podcas https://www.patreon.com/naddpodt! Go check it out and tell 'em Rude Tales sent ya! To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- Patreon! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 30m
Oct 03, 2023
Boy Do We Ever Have Such Sights!

The gang arrives back on campus for the new semester and-what?? Polaris University is gone? It's now a "Forbidden Zone"?? Boy I have  to start paying more attention! BEEP BEEP! After a brief 2-year hiatus, we're back with another LIVESTREAM SHOW just in time for spooky season! It's called THEY INVADED MY BRAIN and it's happening on THURSDAY OCTOBER 19TH at 8PM EASTERN! For tickets and info, head over to rudetalesofmagic.com http://www.rudetalesofmagic.com! To learn more about our Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  OH THESE THOSE STARS OF SPACE! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. FOLLOW US ON TWITTER https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic https://gumball.fm/shows/rude-tales-of-magic/62b3481409835a23906623a2 via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/.   Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 15m
Sep 19, 2023
It Looks Like You're Trying To Save Your School

Our heroes try to soldier on following the events of last episode, but as they approach the Forbidden Zone, the dangers only increase. Would they like help? To learn more about our Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  OH THESE THOSE STARS OF SPACE! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. FOLLOW US ON TWITTER https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic https://gumball.fm/shows/rude-tales-of-magic/62b3481409835a23906623a2 via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 10m
Sep 05, 2023
SUMMER SPECIAL: Summer Draft '23

While we're sure you're desperate to hear the next chapter of our gripping tale, the back half of August is a time to slow down, relax, and enjoy those last days of summer. So the Bad Boys of Podcasting (Chris, Tim, and Joe) sit down to draft the ULTIMATE SUMMER. Then, Branson and Carly drop in to choose the winner, but who knows where it goes from there?? Toss on some shades, pour yourself an Arnold Palmer, and enjoy, baby. We'll be back in two weeks for the next thrilling episode in our main campaign! To learn more about our Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  OH THESE THOSE STARS OF SPACE! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. FOLLOW US ON TWITTER https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic https://gumball.fm/shows/rude-tales-of-magic/62b3481409835a23906623a2 via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 18m
Aug 22, 2023
Enter the Mother, Part 3

Good News and bad news. To learn more about our Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  OH THESE THOSE STARS OF SPACE! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. FOLLOW US ON TWITTER https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic https://gumball.fm/shows/rude-tales-of-magic/62b3481409835a23906623a2 via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 29m
Aug 08, 2023
Enter the Mother, Part 2

Deep beneath the Soaking Va-sorry, , our heroes find themselves face to face with some familiar faces, but has anyone been spared by the ravages of time? Probably not! Deals are made. Lines are drawn. Prophylactics are discussed. Just another day in Rude Tales of Magic! To learn more about our Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  OH THESE THOSE STARS OF SPACE! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. FOLLOW US ON TWITTER https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have actual buckets for hats, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic https://gumball.fm/shows/rude-tales-of-magic/62b3481409835a23906623a2 via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

55m
Jul 25, 2023
Enter The Mother, Part 1

Do you remember the first time you took a long trip away from home, and then came back, and found some small detail had changed? Maybe the 7-Eleven repainted the lines in the parking lot, or your dentist was arrested for arson. Whatever it was, that small detail told you that home had, and would always, move on without you.   This episode is like that, but instead of the parking lot thing it's that Whoops! See Tim Platt perform his absurdist, musical standup at on July 25th in Brooklyn at his show MADE OF BUGS https://www.eventbrite.com/e/a-bigger-bander-made-of-bugs-with-tim-platt-tickets-663786803197! To learn more about our Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  OH THESE THOSE STARS OF SPACE! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. FOLLOW US ON TWITTER https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have actual buckets for hats, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic https://gumball.fm/shows/rude-tales-of-magic/62b3481409835a23906623a2 via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/.   Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 7m
Jul 11, 2023
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Cottage

We know the Rude crew loves a cottage, but how will they react when confronted with our *jolliest* NPC yet? Why, it's probably going to go great! I bet that everybody leaves this episode as happily as they enter it. Buckle up for an incident-free episode of our podcast :) WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. FOLLOW US ON TWITTER https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have actual buckets for hats, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic https://gumball.fm/shows/rude-tales-of-magic/62b3481409835a23906623a2 via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 3m
Jun 27, 2023
[Patreon Preview] MÖRK BORG

Today we're playing MÖRK BORG: " Featuring Christopher Hastings, Joe Lepore and Tim Platt.  Edited and sound designed by Kodiak Sanders with help from Taylor Moore at Fortunate Horse. Mörk Borg is by Pelle Nilsson and Johan Nohr. Snatch it up for yourself at your local game shop or morkborg.com https://morkborg.com/. To hear the entire game, head over to our PATREON https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic for the whole adventure and hours of more incredible stuff you can only get there!! Who knows- perhaps your subscription will postpone the apocalypse for one day more... Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See omny.fm/listener https://omny.fm/listener for privacy information.

5m
Jun 21, 2023
Come Glide With Me

There there, friend. Please, rest on this comfortable, padded stool. It can be so hard to download a podcast, but somehow you've done it. Well done! Why don't I pour you a favorite beverage? Perhaps, if you're brave enough, you can also it hit play. But it's also brave to not hit play... WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. FOLLOW US ON TWITTER https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have actual buckets for hats, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic https://gumball.fm/shows/rude-tales-of-magic/62b3481409835a23906623a2 via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 24m
Jun 13, 2023
A Classic Case of Manassas, Virginia

A thrilling tale told in a convenient "downloadable" audio format to fit your your active lifestyle! FEATURING:  -An exceedingly pleasant demon summoning. -A WEIiiirRRRdd town -HELLS SECRETS REVEALED. -An unforgettable learning experience. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. FOLLOW US ON TWITTER https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have actual buckets for hats, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic https://gumball.fm/shows/rude-tales-of-magic/62b3481409835a23906623a2 via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 8m
May 30, 2023
It's Fly Time, Baby!

As  our heroes depart the Woods Beyond the Woods, they find themselves one step closer to Hell. But those dark storm clouds on the horizon, are they real or metaphorical? Wait, they're real metaphorical?? Now this I gotta hear! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. FOLLOW US ON TWITTER https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have actual buckets for hats, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you. This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1h 12m
May 16, 2023
BONUS: For the Queen 2023

Respect her! Honor her! EXALT HER! Our jesters five- Branson, Carly, Chris, Joe, and Tim, gather to tell a tale of Queenly love and Queenly mystery. Who will say "long live the Queen!" with hearts pure and true? And who will say "long live the Queen!" in a wicked, ironic way??? Listen to discover! Edited and sound designed by Carly Monardo, with additional support by Joe Lepore. This episode contains licensed audio provided by the following: Adobe Stock (licenses ASLC-23740BB5-51D3FEC425, ASLC-2373635D-6B10747123, ASLC-23740C2C-B555642494, ASLC-23740A81-B55F8B12F9, ASLC-23743117-4524530C55, ASLC-23744534-AC4D257FCA, ASLC-2374927D-53493E6AE3, ASLC-237499ED-9D58B7BB93, ASLC-2374A998-7A81230D73, ASLC-2374B340-58556466C7, ASLC-2374D813-ECB8FDEBE3) Edinburg Records (https://edinburghrecords.com https://edinburghrecords.com/) Incomptech (Duet Musette by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Everyday Cinematic Sounds (Audio provided by www.youtube.com/@everydaycinematicsounds)

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May 02, 2023