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As a special end of year treat for you, our finest listeners, we're a taste of some of the dee-lectable bonus content you can find on our PATREON https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic! We can't make the show without our beautiful Patreon supporters- you seem beautiful, shouldn't you be one of them? Wealthy Poorson, one of the 10 richest Batpeople in the Nethermurk, used his immense fortune to travel every inch of our wonderful underground world. It has been said that Wealthy Poorson has seen everything there is to see in the Nethermurk—and then some! Realizing that the wealth-challenged may be unable to devote so much of their time to exploration, Wealthy set out to record all he has learned of the Nethermurk- from its glittering cities to its weirdest little freaks. And thus began Wealthy Poorson's Nethermurk Almanack. Today's Entry: WATER. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Every year, the Rude Tales crew plays Yuletide Kombat Family, an amazing adventure where holiday characters fight each other to save Christmas (I think?). This year, however, the battle is PROM-THEMED! How? Why? Who? Huh? All will be answered in YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY IV: PROM! Yuletide Kombat Family is invented, GM’d, produced, and sound designed by Tim Platt. Editing from Sam Grant with special fighting music from Steve DeSiena. BUCKET OF MILK 4 LIFE BABY! Want to support Rude Tales and get access to all kinds of content at the same time?? My friend you simply must join us on PATREON https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic for bonus pods, original art, the Rude Tales discord, and so, so, so much more. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
"Silent night, holy night"? Fat chance! This holiday season, we're treating you to a fully produced bonus game from the Rude Crew: Tom Bloom's "Goblin With A Fat Ass". Run and produced by Carly Monardo, this very special episode introduces GM, Christopher Hastings, Joe Lepore () and Branson "" Reese as a trio of disgusting little gobbos, trying to pull off the biggest heist since [whatever the latest movie is at the time of your reading this]. It's not silent, and it's not holy: it's art. To hear the rest of this incredible adventure, head straight to our PATREON https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic for all those fat asses and so much more! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The gang enters the mosquito temple. Will they survive it's many dangers? Well with Paris blinded and covered in unending darkness...could go either way! Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
As our heroes prepare to enter the Mosquito Temple in search of God's Blood, we turn to a darker corner of these creepy caves. Agrigenta (Carly Monardo) and Studio Ghibli (Joe Lepore) remain trapped in the Neon Black after killing the popular band Containment, but will a mysterious creature known only as "Ranger" (Tim Platt) be able to rescue them? Or does a stranger newcomer (Branson Reese) have other ideas?? HO HO! You heard right! We've got the RUDE TALES STORE https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/store stocked with fresh new holiday merch! Swing by and pick yourself out a gift hoodie, or buy a hot new mug for someone in your life. Plus we'll have some amazing classic live show posters available too. And speaking of live shows: All of our classic live shows are up for sale in our PATREON SHOP https://www.patreon.com/c/rudetalesofmagic/shop! You don't have to be a patron to purchase (though Patrons do get sweet discounts), so what are you waiting for? would you pass up the chance to reunite with Naughty Nico?? Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Alt Title: Somebody's Going to Emergency, Somebody's Getting their Light Eaten SOME PERSONAL NEWS: All of our classic live shows are up for sale in our PATREON SHOP https://www.patreon.com/c/rudetalesofmagic/shop! You don't have to be a patron to purchase (though Patrons do get sweet discounts), so what are you waiting for? would you pass up the chance to reunite with Naughty Nico?? Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
...And so it was foretold, when the clock struck October and that first chill was felt on the wind, when children would gambol about in foolish costumes begging for treats, and Rude Tales of Magic would have a third release week in a month, that they would pause their beloved ongoing narrative (Nethermurk: In Theaters Now!), and turn their tales from When three of New York City's most craven monsters: The Invisible Man (Tim Platt), The Abominable Snowman (Joe Lepore), and Boo Berry (Christopher Hastings) finally score invites to the biggest party of the year- THE MONSTER MASH- finally their dreams of meeting cool people can be realized. But will they hold onto their invites? Or will the twisted mind of Branson Reese keep them from the greatest Halloween of their lives?? Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Just when they think they've escaped the forest of carnivorous plants, the gang finds themselves in a tiny echo-pocket of air surrounded by a freezing lake full of *gulp* sharks! Will they ever reach Culicidan, City Con Carne? Or are they quickly devoured by sharks and most of this episode is just looping lake wave sound effects? Listen to find out! Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Our Heroes travel upwards. But in some cruel twist of fate, only greater dangers await them?? Dang! I thought they were already through the vexing obstacles!!! Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
This clip contains a sneak peak of Tim Platt's debut comedy album TEETH LIKE BEAK out MONDAY, 9/30. If you're interested, please pre-save on Spotify or pre-order on iTunes HERE https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/timplatt1/teeth-like-beak. If you're in the NYC area, Tim's doing an album release show/party at LITTLEFIELD on MONDAY, 9/30! You can get tix and more info HERE https://www.eventbrite.com/e/tim-platts-jokes-about-animals-album-release-party-tickets-1003620384587?aff=erelexpmlt. If you want to see Tim perform in Chicago, DC, LA, or Seattle, grab tix HERE https://linktr.ee/timothyplatt. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Mamma Mia! We turn from our heroes' journey to train our narrative eye to another side of the thrilling world of Nethermurk. Following the Dark Elves' capture of peaceful Wingslip, Elfiscuri agents Agrigenta Salumeria (Carly Monardo), Vocal Monument (Tim Platt), and Studio Ghibli (Joe Lepore) attempt to use two VIP prisoners- CONTAINMENT's own Kevin (Branson Reese) and G.G. Containment (James Adomian). But will these two hardcore rockers go gently? Or will things get a bit...uncontained?? Thanks to James for joining us on this one! Wouldn't you know it, he has a new special coming out JAMES ADOMIAN- PATH OF NO RESISTANCE https://800pgr.lnk.to/path releases this THURSDAY, 9/19. Don't miss it! And tell 'em Rude Tales sent ya! Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Have you ever wondered: what is inside a Hot Dog? WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/ In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The party, now fully assembled, ventures in to the Bat town of Wingslip for some much-needed sustenance at Batplebee's. But what awaits them there? Danger? Parental Discipline? Delicious Appetizers? All this...and more??? WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/ In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
WELCOME TO NETHERMURK So many strange things lie below, cut off from the surface, at home in the deepest, darkest caves. Who would dare tell their story? Surely not the brave and good-looking cast of Rude Tales of Magic. Unless-no! They wouldn't! Would they??? Goddamn. They just might be crazy enough to do it. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/ In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Our heroes finally learn where the honey has been hiding all these many years. But will such knowledge come without a price? And will that price not be a yellow liquid (honey) but a red one (blood)? And hey, what ever happened to that Obelisk anyways? Wanna hear Tim's Original Honey Heist adventure that birthed this summer treat? WELL THEN YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO HEAD TO THE PATREON, PARDNER! https://www.patreon.com/posts/tim-platts-honey-55251223?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/ In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ We're playing the indie rpg Honey Heist by Grant Howitt for this mini-campaign. It's a great game and you can play it too! https://gshowitt.itch.io/honey-heist Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
When Moriarty Newman makes an offer, is it one you can't refuse? Is it one you'd turn on your allies for? Is it one one that will bring you closer to... honey? Wanna hear Tim's Original Honey Heist adventure that birthed this summer treat? WELL THEN YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO HEAD TO THE PATREON, PARDNER! https://www.patreon.com/posts/tim-platts-honey-55251223?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/ In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ We're playing the indie rpg Honey Heist by Grant Howitt for this mini-campaign. It's a great game and you can play it too! https://gshowitt.itch.io/honey-heist Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
In which the party details their sordid pasts, encounters some avian wildlife, enters a mysterious structure, and meets- no! It can't be! ::gasps:: Wanna hear Tim's Original Honey Heist adventure that birthed this summer treat? WELL THEN YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO HEAD TO THE PATREON, PARDNER! https://www.patreon.com/posts/tim-platts-honey-55251223?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/ In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ We're playing the indie rpg Honey Heist by Grant Howitt for this mini-campaign. It's a great game and you can play it too! https://gshowitt.itch.io/honey-heist Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Just when you thought it safe to sweeten your tea- all the honey in the world was gone. For centuries. Miss you, you sweet golden amber you. And that's all there is to it, certainly nothing a Prince (Ali Fisher), a Professor (Christopher Hastings), a Grizzled Sea Captain (Joe Lepore), a hacker (Carly Monardo), and a washed-up thief (Branson Reese), can do about it. Why if a bunch ragtag wanted to get honey back, they'd need, I don't even know, some kind of blessing? From, shoot, an Obelisk? Just spitballing here. I guess this what you get when you enter the twisted world of TIM PLATT. P.S. RIP to Museum Gift Shops Wanna hear Tim's Original Honey Heist adventure that birthed this summer treat? WELL THEN YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO HEAD TO THE PATREON, PARDNER! https://www.patreon.com/posts/tim-platts-honey-55251223?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/ In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ We're playing the indie rpg Honey Heist by Grant Howitt for this mini-campaign. It's a great game and you can play it too! https://gshowitt.itch.io/honey-heist Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Will friends become enemies? Will colleagues become friends? Will the hunters become the hunted? Will the sword call...to you??? WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/ In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ This episode features music by Matt Akers. Check out his BANDCAMP https://matthewakers.bandcamp.com/ page for more of his awesome stuff! Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
You'd think a waterfront town like Piss Harbor would never run dry. And usually? You'd be right. Then this episode came along and turned everything on its head. Episodes have a habit of doing that, don't they? Anyways, can our heroes solve the mystery of the Piss Harbor drought? And will it have something to do with the episode's special guest (Zach Cherry)? Impossible to know until you listen! Thanks to Zach for joining us on this one, and be sure to check him out later this month as the host of premiering May 24th on the Roku Channel! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/ In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
And on the 30th day (of April) they... released a live show episode?? That's right! As a special treat on this bonus week, we've got our Live Show LENT ENDERS. Recorded live at the Bell House in Brooklyn on March 30th, 2024, this show has all your faves! Branson! Joe! Carly! Ali! Christopher! And even 'Trim' Tim Platt! Wanna this episode? You can see the video of this show right now on our PATREON https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic/about! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: OH THESE THOSE STARS OF SPACE! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/ In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
A battle of logic. A widower's woe. An apartment move, interrupted. Truly, these are Weird Times in Piss Harbor. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/ In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
When a bounty is called on Christ Sux (special guest Abdul Aziz) our heroes take the case. But maybe they should be less focus on the bounty, and more on who called for the bounty... Thanks again to Abdul for joining us on this one, and check out his great ttrpg podcast SPOUT LORE https://www.spoutlore.com/. You'll be glad you did!! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/ In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Our crew of fearless Bounty Hunters take on their toughest assignment- stage magicians (special guests Jess O'Brien and Cohen Edenfield)!! What is truth and what is illusion in their world of enchantment?? Will even Edgica have her mind freaked by these fearsome foes? Will you dare to behold what is in the hat?? Please do we're not making this to be ignored. LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales returns to the Bell House in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th!! Trust us, you don't wanna miss this one!!! It's RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: LENT ENDERS, and tickets are ON SALE NOW https://www.eventbrite.com/e/rude-tales-of-magic-lent-enders-live-at-the-bell-house-tickets-818721767847. LIVESTREAM TICKETS AVAILABLE AT THE SAME LINK!! Thanks again to Jess O'Brien and Cohen Edenfield, and check out their twisted and incredible podcast SKULLTENDERS https://www.skulltenders.com/. You'll be glad you did!! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/ In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Now, Piss Harbor isn't known as an especially lawful town. No sir. But that's even moreso the case on Binge Night—the one night of the year when all Laws in Piss Harbor take the night off and let their respectful rival Crimes pick up a shift. Whatever will Moose (Joe Lepore), Neil (Ali Fisher), and Jonathan Large (Christopher Hastings) do on this night of wanton criminality? Well, I suppose crimes seem likely, but then again I am *the episode description writer who is also A CRIMINAL*! So I may be a bit biased. LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales returns to the Bell House in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th!! Trust us, you don't wanna miss this one!!! It's RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: LENT ENDERS, and tickets are ONSALE NOW https://www.eventbrite.com/e/rude-tales-of-magic-lent-enders-live-at-the-bell-house-tickets-818721767847. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/ In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Allies scattered. Partnerships tested. Mayors...Anti-ed? All this and more on another incredible of ! Huge thanks to our special guest, Zac Oyama https://twitter.com/ZacOyama! Be sure to check out his actual play podcast, Rotating Heroes https://headgum.com/rotating-heroes right here on Headgum! LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales returns to the Bell House in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th!! Trust us, you don't wanna miss this one!!! It's RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: LENT ENDERS, and tickets are ONSALE NOW https://www.eventbrite.com/e/rude-tales-of-magic-lent-enders-live-at-the-bell-house-tickets-818721767847. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/ In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Holy Moly! Our very own Tim Platt- the visionary behind Stirfry, Smellulus, and Tommy Whistle- is recording his first-ever Comedy Album live and in person at Brooklyn's Union Hall on Thursday February 29th! Tickets are on sale now! Why would you wait? Buy yours today! TIM PLATT: TEETH LIKE BEAK ALBUM RECORDING UNION HALL, BROOKLYN THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 29 EARLY SHOW 7:30 TICKETS https://www.eventbrite.com/e/tim-platt-teeth-like-beak-album-recording-early-show-tickets-777736228997?aff=odwdwdspacecraft LATE SHOW 9:30 TICKETS https://www.eventbrite.com/e/tim-platt-teeth-like-beak-album-recording-late-show-tickets-777741384417?aff=odwdwdspacecraft See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The streets of Piss Harbor are full of folks you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley. Hell, I wouldn't want to meet anyone in a dark alley. Let's go to a Starbucks! Point is, when the party crosses paths with devil may care bad boy Knee Scraper (special guest JORDAN MORRIS), they're gonna realllly wish they went to a Starbucks. Then at least they'd have Frappucinos! LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales returns to the Bell House in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th!! Trust us, you don't wanna miss this one!!! It's RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: LENT ENDERS, and tickets are ONSALE NOW https://www.eventbrite.com/e/rude-tales-of-magic-lent-enders-live-at-the-bell-house-tickets-818721767847. Thanks to our guest, Jordan Morris https://twitter.com/Jordan_Morris! Go pre-order his graphic novel Youth Group https://us.macmillan.com/books/9781250789235/yout! You simply must! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/ In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The Rude Tales gang is excited to have Jamie Loftus join them for a wild adventure in Piss Harbor. I just hope everyone has good manners! But could something as simple as a faux pas lead to...death? Probably not but *gulp* you better listen to make sure!! Thanks to our fantastic guest, Jamie Loftus https://twitter.com/jamieloftusHELP! Be sure to check out her book, Raw Dog https://bookshop.org/p/books/raw-dog-the-many-histories-of-hot-dogs-jamie-loftus/18785131?ean=9781250847744&ref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.indiebound.org%2Fsearch%2Fbook%3Fkeys%3DRaw%2BDog%253A%2BThe%2BNaked%2BTruth%2BAbout%2BHot%2BDogs%2B%26aff%3DNYT&source=IndieBound&title=, and listen to her podcast The Bechdel Cast https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-the-bechdel-cast-30089535/! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/ In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
As the crew gets hired to bring in their toughest bounty yet (special guest WALEED MANSOUR), shocking discoveries are made, a widow craves vengeance, and one party member makes the ultimate sacrifice. All this for what's described as notably low pay. But hey, that's just another day in Piss Harbor, baby. Thanks to our delightful guest, Waleed Mansour https://twitter.com/MrWaleedMansour! Be sure to check him out on his incredible show Sitcom D&D https://headgum.com/sitcomdd right here on the Headgum Network! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/ In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
