(2011 - 2023) Twitter, the human embodiment of the social media app Twitter, died yesterday after being betrayed by both her friend Instagram and her adoptive father Elon Musk (pronounced Elon Musk). Although no one knew of her existence, she played a role in each of our tweeting lives, ultimately dying without ever speaking for herself. Twitter will be remembered by her friends Etsy, Venmo, and Facebook, and her funeral has already happened - somewhere in the World Wide Web. New episode Thursday.