

We talked in my house. Special thanks to Adam (from podcast, Adam Has a Beard) for being with us today.


Well, Dude I'm so disappointed. Y'all are fuckin' YOCKY. Not even yucky no more y'all yucky What the hell is wrong with you? If you wanna have a shit life, cool, but keep us out of it. We're the good ones. Leave us alone. This one hurts. This one hurts for real. Also, if you (one of the good ones) wanna come tell your story, you're more than welcome.


I don't really know what to say here in the description. Just listen. Just listen and then do something that makes you happy. Go easy on yourself. You deserve good things. Go get them. Enjoy them.


Today, the pod squad talks about the child who waxed 24 grown-ass women, the raggedy hoe at the Omah Lay concert, the Cinderella castle burning down, the Super Bowl half time show, parenting, smart glasses, FUCKIN’ POINTLESS CREAMS LIKE SWEETENED CONDENSED MILK AND HALF AND HALF AND HEAVY WHIPPING CREAM AND SHIT, and some other shit that I can’t remember bro we talk about a lot. If you didn’t know about these things, now ya do. 😊


This is literally just me being unlikable for 40 minutes. I would love to talk with the group about some of these things.


Listen. I don’t understand how you guys think. I really don’t. I don’t get it. Cheating isn’t okay. I don’t care which role you plaid in the situation. You’re shitty. Don’t be shitty. Stop it. Someone explain to me why I’m wrong. Is this one of those unwritten social exceptions that I don’t know about? UGHK I sound like a total girl every time I talk about pop culture.


Well, we talk about Gipsy Rose for a lil' bit and we talk a lot about rap.


I am not educated in... anything... and that is why I talk about... everything. I wanna hear all about the way you were raised and how you turned out. Let's figure out how to create a happier generation. :-)


Don’t get the Puth. Dont get the Griffin either. I’m bad at descriptions.




I met these two through Jason, obviously. If you'd like to hear more of Adam, you can find him on his podcast, Adam Has A Beard. If you wanna hear more Jeffrey, you can hear him on the often-mentioned podcast, Public Access America. He also featured in Adam Has A Beard and other things, I'm sure. We all love you, Jason. Thank you for everything. Goodbye, friend. Rest in power. Motherfucker.


Ezrick and Daisy sat with me during this livestream and we just remembered our friend.


This is hard. This is really hard. Some would say that it's hard in the yard. XD Real talk though... This is... This is not easy for me.


It's been, what? A week? How did I forget how to set up a podcast? Anyway, we're all over the country and we're on the same bullshit. How sweet. Here are some of our famous ads. From Daisy (CA): https://youtu.be/5UDdbpi34Eg?si=7MEzshzfN9G7kHz- https://youtu.be/tYhSVzQUvKg?si=AjT7uAxIquExtbvi From Ezrick (RI): https://youtu.be/XS-UafOhmlw?si=__woD-2as9f9XkhD https://youtu.be/F94DBBJjzko?feature=shared From Madison (OH) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6koCAXFb63M From Kye (KY): https://youtu.be/AMGD_lcUU3s?si=NagB9yYc5mqyW0iO


This year was amazing. Maybe next tear will be amazing, too. Gosh, I really hope so.


They all sports. I don't sports. Also, Daisy sold drugs back in the day and I don't know what else I can really say about this one.


If you’re still growing up and you don’t have anyone to look up to…. Well you definitely shouldn’t look up to me but lemme talk to ya for a lil’ minute. Whatever you’ve got goin’ on, man, I promise you’re not as out there as you think you are. Are ya neuro? Are ya queer? Specifically aro/ace? Ya brown? Are ya disabled? Well guess what. That’s crazy! What’s that like? 😂😂😂😂💀 No but for real, dude, I doubt you’ll make it through this whole episode and walk out with more confidence, but I still hope you do. I’m hopeful. Anyway, go drink some water and take a walk. I don’t care. It’s good for you!


This is my first livestream!! I’m just feeling it out. Well, THIS is the audio version. Anyway here’s the link to my YouTube channel if you’d rather watch a podcast for whatever reason. https://www.youtube.com/@unsubscribe_kye


Wanna play a game? Today, we talk about another technique that can be really effective when it comes to social self- preservation. If you listen to this podcast, you’re obviously at least a little like me. We need to be protected at all cost. Like, we rock, bro, and it’s brutal out here! I’ve got your back. I’ve got you. I fully intend to feed the block. 😂 I will always share these things with you and I really hope they help. Let me know if this helps! Thanks to @ohyesitslizzyb on tiktok. Just type in “planting a dud” and you’ll see her. Oh! I’m gonna say it again for good measure. Don’t ever listen to me. Not when it comes to the technical shit. This podcast as a whole contains my personal observations and my personal observations alone.


I’m just talking pop culture… poorly. This isn’t an episode. This doesn’t count.


Bro. I am telling you right now that this episode did not want to be created. As soon as I pressed record, the universe said no. She said, "Oh, you wanna talk about things that give you the creeps, huh? Well good luck mixing this. It's not even recording right. It's having trouble uploading as well. Also, your wifi is out, so good luck posting it. Also also, I've just killed your phone. Your cell phone is dead. .Happy Halloween, Kye." I'm headstrong. That's just what it is. I hope it turns out okay anyway.


Y’all… we’ve been waiting for this moment for years. We love a full circle. 42:15 title track


If you’re not new here, you know Ezrick. Well here’s Austin, “the kick from the south” as he calls himself. This is their episode.! The guys are just tellin’ their stories. Wanna hear about their trips to Utah? 😂💀


If there’s anything I’ve learned over the past… at all; ever, it’s that I’m gonna be me no matter what, so I might as well be on my side and start doing myself some favors. Goddammit I’m gonna try like hell to build the life I always dreamt of. I don’t have any other choice. Let’s see if I ever manage to do it! Tune in next time, kids!


I got Topher on the cast… I have been waiting for this one. This is art. That’s what this is. This is art. Today, we talk religion. We talk religion and we distort the mic every chance we get and I love it. Everything is hilarious .


I think I’ve already said everything that can be said. I mean fuck I’m sure I did. I have been talking non stop I hope I got it all in. Jesus Christ! Uhhh here’s this. https://spotify.link/QnpoNc2riDb Thank you for being here. You are always welcome on planet Kye.


If you are not new here, you know, that’s some thing I always say is that every single one of us has a story worth sharing. I think it is amazing that people have come onto my platform to share their stories. That is probably the coolest thing ever. I will never get tired of hearing what you guys have to say, even when it’s fucking ridiculous, because then we can all make fun of you. :-) I would never make fun of somebody unless they were being… Awful.


This episode is a series all on its own. It’s literally a three-part episode and all three parts are fucking long. I don’t even think I can legally Culver’s in episode, but I’m gonna do it anyway because nobody’s gonna stop me. Anyway, life is such a beautiful mess and I’m glad I got to share it with you. Here’s a look back on the past 100 episodes. This is my story, and I can’t wait to hear yours.