*The NFL is going to be flag football soon.

*Even the threat of losing his junk can't get Slim to go to the doctor.

*Russia says they've captured the men responsible for Friday's terrorist attack but don't bother trying to recognize their faces from pictures or videos.

*Trump gets his bond reduced and more time to pay it. 

*P Diddy's homes were raided today by homeland security and enough cops to storm the beaches of Normandy.

*British guy laughs at Americans for thinking they could win a fight against a grizzly bear.

*Literally Anybody Else announces he's running for president. 

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