WARNING: This Episode Contains Spoilers for the 2013 Novel , by Donna Tartt. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our BIG FREAK Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

45m

May 13

Our heroes say goodbye to some fallen friends, but in the twisted world of Nethermurk? They've never even heard of a bereavement policy, friend. That's right, the gang finds themselves in Diatopolis- the beating, evil heart of the enemy. But could it also be...more? Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our BIG FREAK Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

55m

Apr 29

Before you do anything, catch almost thirty minutes of bonus footage (plus other full-length games, behind-the-scenes chats, original art, and more!) at our PATREON: HTTPS://WWW.PATREON.COM/RUDETALESOFMAGIC https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic , or watch this episode on our Youtube https://www.youtube.com/@rudetalesofmagic! A warrior squirrel. A wily old hare. An intrepid little mole. A skunk monk (skmonk). Join the cast of Rude Tales of Magic as we play a riotous round of that classic TTRPG, "Rodents and Chivalry🛡️!" Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our BIG FREAK Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ "Coffee Jazz Stings" by Esteban Mercado, licensed through Adobe Stock. Engineered by Chris Osborn at Headgum Studios in NYC. Edited by Carly Monardo. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 43m

Apr 22

Studio Ghibli and the creature known only as Ranger lead their flock of spider children on a relentless pursuit of Agrigenta and Fingerdale. Hi, new listeners! Hope that synopsis was straightforward for you! Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our BIG FREAK Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 12m

Apr 15

500th Episode Spectacular, Well that's pretty nice, if you ask me!! When Park Rangers Quincy Ampersand (Joe Lepore), Wendy Baleen (Carly Monardo), and Charlie Chucklebutt (Ali Fisher) enjoy a lunch break on a beautiful spring day, it feels like absolutely nothing can go wrong. And don't worry, by the end of the episode, our heroes are all happy and alive- that's the Nice Tales of Friendship Guarantee™ ! Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our NICE FRIEND Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 8m

Apr 01

Lemon finds herself alone, facing impossible odds against- you guessed- the Fungalganger. Meanwhile, Linus, Uly, and Paris search for answers on a ship that may not be above water for very long. And what if, thrown into the mix, was a legendary warrior, the one Dark Elf cursed-Well who knows what could happen... Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our BIG FREAK Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

56m

Mar 18

Now that Kathleen Kelly (Meg Ryan) has finally found love in-of all places-the heart of Book Megastore tycoon Joe Fox (Tom Hanks), she thinks she has it all. But when Joe heads off for to open the world's largest bookstore across the pond, can his same old emails compete with the new missives she starts receiving from a mysterious stranger? And when former employee-turned-online-bookseller George Pappas (Steve Zahn) comes to Kathleen with jaw-dropping offer, will she ever reach Inbox Zero again? Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our BIG FREAK Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

52m

Mar 04

BEEP BEEP! Special Guest Pod on the Feed! Three minions are left alive after the dungeon where they work is ransacked by "heroes." Led by gamemaster Amy Vorpahl, two skeletons (Danielle Radford and Dan Casey) and a goblin (Jason Nguyen) set out to see if they can escape the pit into which they've fallen, find their friends, and get back to serving their overlord. Goblin Mode is also available as a video podcast at https://www.youtube.com/geekandsundry See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 57m

Feb 24

Finally our heroes do the unthinkable: meet a bunch of weird guys on boats! Watch out, folks! First two podcast rows And meanwhile: A shoe repair appointment takes an interesting turn... Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our BIG FREAK Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

46m

Feb 18

With Studio Ghibli (Joe Lepore) and the creature known only as "Ranger" (Tim Platt) in hot pursuit of Agrigenta, it's only a matter of time before they find her and stop her wild machinations. That is, as long as they don't run into a truly strange parade. A strange parade indeed... Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 4m

Feb 04

With Lemon captured by the villainous Agrigenta Salumeria and her devious parasite Fingerdale, Linus, Uly, and Paris have no choice but to discuss the evolution of the —rescue her! And when Lemon and her captors reach Pennsylvania Base Camp, you know that can only mean one thing: Intercourse! Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

52m

Jan 21

Uh Oh! Our heroes are trapped in the clutches of Sanguina Bob, Paris is still covered in Neon Black, Uly seems to be getting stranger-sorry, by the minute, it's getting to be too much! I just hope, and pray, that plot lines don't begin to shockingly converge!! Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

48m

Jan 07

As a special end of year treat for you, our finest listeners, we're a taste of some of the dee-lectable bonus content you can find on our PATREON https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic! We can't make the show without our beautiful Patreon supporters- you seem beautiful, shouldn't you be one of them? Wealthy Poorson, one of the 10 richest Batpeople in the Nethermurk, used his immense fortune to travel every inch of our wonderful underground world. It has been said that Wealthy Poorson has seen everything there is to see in the Nethermurk—and then some! Realizing that the wealth-challenged may be unable to devote so much of their time to exploration, Wealthy set out to record all he has learned of the Nethermurk- from its glittering cities to its weirdest little freaks. And thus began Wealthy Poorson's Nethermurk Almanack. Today's Entry: WATER. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

6m

Dec 30, 2024

Every year, the Rude Tales crew plays Yuletide Kombat Family, an amazing adventure where holiday characters fight each other to save Christmas (I think?). This year, however, the battle is PROM-THEMED! How? Why? Who? Huh? All will be answered in YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY IV: PROM! Yuletide Kombat Family is invented, GM’d, produced, and sound designed by Tim Platt. Editing from Sam Grant with special fighting music from Steve DeSiena. BUCKET OF MILK 4 LIFE BABY! Want to support Rude Tales and get access to all kinds of content at the same time?? My friend you simply must join us on PATREON https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic for bonus pods, original art, the Rude Tales discord, and so, so, so much more. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 0m

Dec 24, 2024

"Silent night, holy night"? Fat chance! This holiday season, we're treating you to a fully produced bonus game from the Rude Crew: Tom Bloom's "Goblin With A Fat Ass". Run and produced by  Carly Monardo, this very special episode introduces  GM, Christopher Hastings, Joe Lepore () and Branson "" Reese as a trio of disgusting little gobbos, trying to pull off the biggest heist since [whatever the latest  movie is at the time of your reading this]. It's not silent, and it's not holy: it's art. To hear the rest of this incredible adventure, head straight to our PATREON https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic for all those fat asses and so much more! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

19m

Dec 18, 2024

The gang enters the mosquito temple. Will they survive it's many dangers? Well with Paris blinded and covered in unending darkness...could go either way! Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

51m

Dec 10, 2024

As our heroes prepare to enter the Mosquito Temple in search of God's Blood, we turn to a darker corner of these creepy caves. Agrigenta (Carly Monardo) and Studio Ghibli (Joe Lepore) remain trapped in the Neon Black after killing the popular band Containment, but will a mysterious creature known only as "Ranger" (Tim Platt) be able to rescue them? Or does a stranger newcomer (Branson Reese) have other ideas?? HO HO! You heard right! We've got the RUDE TALES STORE https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/store stocked with fresh new holiday merch! Swing by and pick yourself out a gift hoodie, or buy a hot new mug for someone in your life. Plus we'll have some amazing classic live show posters available too. And speaking of live shows: All of our classic live shows are up for sale in our PATREON SHOP https://www.patreon.com/c/rudetalesofmagic/shop! You don't have to be a patron to purchase (though Patrons do get sweet discounts), so what are you waiting for? would you pass up the chance to reunite with Naughty Nico?? Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

55m

Nov 26, 2024

Alt Title: Somebody's Going to Emergency, Somebody's Getting their Light Eaten SOME PERSONAL NEWS: All of our classic live shows are up for sale in our PATREON SHOP https://www.patreon.com/c/rudetalesofmagic/shop! You don't have to be a patron to purchase (though Patrons do get sweet discounts), so what are you waiting for? would you pass up the chance to reunite with Naughty Nico?? Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

52m

Nov 12, 2024

...And so it was foretold, when the clock struck October and that first chill was felt on the wind, when children would gambol about in foolish costumes begging for treats, and Rude Tales of Magic would have a third release week in a month, that they would pause their beloved ongoing narrative (Nethermurk: In Theaters Now!), and turn their tales from When three of New York City's most craven monsters: The Invisible Man (Tim Platt), The Abominable Snowman (Joe Lepore), and Boo Berry (Christopher Hastings) finally score invites to the biggest party of the year- THE MONSTER MASH- finally their dreams of meeting cool people can be realized. But will they hold onto their invites? Or will the twisted mind of Branson Reese keep them from the greatest Halloween of their lives?? Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 30m

Oct 29, 2024

Just when they think they've escaped the forest of carnivorous plants, the gang finds themselves in a tiny echo-pocket of air surrounded by a freezing lake full of *gulp* sharks! Will they ever reach Culicidan, City Con Carne? Or are they quickly devoured by sharks and most of this episode is just looping lake wave sound effects? Listen to find out! Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 2m

Oct 15, 2024

Our Heroes travel upwards. But in some cruel twist of fate, only greater dangers await them?? Dang! I thought they were already through the vexing obstacles!!! Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 14m

Oct 01, 2024

This clip contains a sneak peak of Tim Platt's debut comedy album TEETH LIKE BEAK out MONDAY, 9/30. If you're interested, please pre-save on Spotify or pre-order on iTunes HERE https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/timplatt1/teeth-like-beak. If you're in the NYC area, Tim's doing an album release show/party at LITTLEFIELD on MONDAY, 9/30! You can get tix and more info HERE https://www.eventbrite.com/e/tim-platts-jokes-about-animals-album-release-party-tickets-1003620384587?aff=erelexpmlt. If you want to see Tim perform in Chicago, DC, LA, or Seattle, grab tix HERE https://linktr.ee/timothyplatt. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

10m

Sep 25, 2024

Mamma Mia! We turn from our heroes' journey to train our narrative eye to another side of the thrilling world of Nethermurk. Following the Dark Elves' capture of peaceful Wingslip, Elfiscuri agents Agrigenta Salumeria (Carly Monardo), Vocal Monument (Tim Platt), and Studio Ghibli (Joe Lepore) attempt to use two VIP prisoners- CONTAINMENT's own Kevin (Branson Reese) and G.G. Containment (James Adomian). But will these two hardcore rockers go gently? Or will things get a bit...uncontained?? Thanks to James for joining us on this one! Wouldn't you know it, he has a new special coming out JAMES ADOMIAN- PATH OF NO RESISTANCE https://800pgr.lnk.to/path releases this THURSDAY, 9/19. Don't miss it! And tell 'em Rude Tales sent ya! Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 15m

Sep 17, 2024

Have you ever wondered: what is inside a Hot Dog? WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

56m

Sep 03, 2024

The party, now fully assembled, ventures in to the Bat town of Wingslip for some much-needed sustenance at Batplebee's. But what awaits them there? Danger? Parental Discipline? Delicious Appetizers? All this...and more??? WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 7m

Aug 20, 2024

WELCOME TO NETHERMURK So many strange things lie below, cut off from the surface, at home in the deepest, darkest caves. Who would dare tell their story? Surely not the brave and good-looking cast of Rude Tales of Magic. Unless-no! They wouldn't! Would they??? Goddamn. They just might be crazy enough to do it. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 11m

Aug 06, 2024

Our heroes finally learn where the honey has been hiding all these many years. But will such knowledge come without a price? And will that price not be a yellow liquid (honey) but a red one (blood)? And hey, what ever happened to that Obelisk anyways? Wanna hear Tim's Original Honey Heist adventure that birthed this summer treat? WELL THEN YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO HEAD TO THE PATREON, PARDNER! https://www.patreon.com/posts/tim-platts-honey-55251223?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ We're playing the indie rpg Honey Heist by Grant Howitt for this mini-campaign. It's a great game and you can play it too! https://gshowitt.itch.io/honey-heist Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 7m

Jul 23, 2024

When Moriarty Newman makes an offer, is it one you can't refuse? Is it one you'd turn on your allies for? Is it one one that will bring you closer to... honey? Wanna hear Tim's Original Honey Heist adventure that birthed this summer treat? WELL THEN YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO HEAD TO THE PATREON, PARDNER! https://www.patreon.com/posts/tim-platts-honey-55251223?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ We're playing the indie rpg Honey Heist by Grant Howitt for this mini-campaign. It's a great game and you can play it too! https://gshowitt.itch.io/honey-heist Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

55m

Jul 09, 2024

In which the party details their sordid pasts, encounters some avian wildlife, enters a mysterious structure, and meets- no! It can't be! ::gasps:: Wanna hear Tim's Original Honey Heist adventure that birthed this summer treat? WELL THEN YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO HEAD TO THE PATREON, PARDNER! https://www.patreon.com/posts/tim-platts-honey-55251223?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ We're playing the indie rpg Honey Heist by Grant Howitt for this mini-campaign. It's a great game and you can play it too! https://gshowitt.itch.io/honey-heist Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 0m

Jun 25, 2024

Just when you thought it safe to sweeten your tea- all the honey in the world was gone. For centuries. Miss you, you sweet golden amber you. And that's all there is to it, certainly nothing a Prince (Ali Fisher), a Professor (Christopher Hastings), a Grizzled Sea Captain (Joe Lepore), a hacker (Carly Monardo), and a washed-up thief (Branson Reese), can do about it. Why if a bunch ragtag wanted to get honey back, they'd need, I don't even know, some kind of blessing? From, shoot, an Obelisk? Just spitballing here. I guess this what you get when you enter the twisted world of TIM PLATT. P.S. RIP to Museum Gift Shops Wanna hear Tim's Original Honey Heist adventure that birthed this summer treat? WELL THEN YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO HEAD TO THE PATREON, PARDNER! https://www.patreon.com/posts/tim-platts-honey-55251223?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space! https://ohthesethosestarsofspace.simplecast.com/  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ We're playing the indie rpg Honey Heist by Grant Howitt for this mini-campaign. It's a great game and you can play it too! https://gshowitt.itch.io/honey-heist Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 8m

Jun 11, 2024