Rude Tales of Magic

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In this improvised narrative role playing podcast, come and join artists, writers, and comedians from Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Marvel Comics, and more as they fight and fumble their way across the madcap, and exceedingly rude, fantasy wasteland of Cordelia. Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher star as a group of unlikely survivors (a talking crow, a lich in a wig, a bubbly fawn, a Sasquatch punk, and a tiefling hunk, specifically) who must solve the mystery of Polaris University's vanishment and return balance and higher education to their world. It's going to be very hard and very, very, rude.

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166 episodes

Coming Right Web!

Endrizzi learns something very important about himself, and we visit the surface. Follow us on bluesky https://bsky.app/profile/rudetales.bsky.social for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our BIG FREAK Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 7m
Nov 25
Bell Ringers

In this episode, Christopher Hastings plays a talking skeleton! The BIG Oh These, Those Stars of Space! 100th Episode spectacular is out! Head over to the THESE THOSE PATREON https://www.patreon.com/ohthesethosestarsofspace and subscribe today so you can hear it! Follow us on bluesky https://bsky.app/profile/rudetales.bsky.social for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our BIG FREAK Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

44m
Nov 11
Regnum Caelorum

Our Heroes enter the "and find some of what they're looking for, and a stadium-sized amount of what they didn't. The BIG Oh These, Those Stars of Space! 100th Episode spectacular is out! Head over to the THESE THOSE PATREON https://www.patreon.com/ohthesethosestarsofspace and subscribe today so you can hear it! Follow us on bluesky https://bsky.app/profile/rudetales.bsky.social for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our BIG FREAK Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 4m
Oct 28
Oh These, Those Stars of Space! Episode 100: "Mirror, Mirror on the Star..." Preview!

Did you know- we make another podcast?? And we've made 100 episodes of it?? It's true! For your beautiful rude ears, here's a preview of the 100th Oh These Those Stars of Space Spectacular, "Mirror, Mirror, on the Star..." What lies on the other side of the mirror? What if it was not a perfect reflection of your normal, hot self, but something...darker?? In this episode, the characters of Oh These, Those Stars of Space explore these questions and more! To hear the rest of this episode, and all of our bonus content, JOIN OUR PATREON NOW https://www.patreon.com/ohthesethosestarsofspace for tons more stuff!YOU CAN GO LISTEN TO ALL OF THEM NOW! GO! HURRY! IT'S ONLY FIVE BUCKS.  Follow us on twitter, but only if you like pleasure, at @OHTHESETHOSE https://dashboard.simplecast.com/accounts/69a667a9-2d0f-4e11-96b6-ac01c566cc4e/shows/f893d233-ef42-42ed-beae-41955a6abe38/episodes/51353623-c1b9-473c-91ab-a7646e6b5900/twitter.com/ohthesethose and on bluesky at @STARSOFSPACE.BSKY.SOCIAL‬ https://bsky.app/profile/starsofspace.bsky.social Oh These, Those Stars of Space is powered by Lasers & Feelings, the perfect ttrpg, by THE BRILLIANT JOHN HARPER http://www.onesevendesign.com/ The Oh These, Those Stars of Space Theme was created, arranged, and composed by HUGE TODAY. http://hugetoday.org/ We like it too! Thank you for saying that!. Additional music and sound design from the great Michael Ghelfi. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON.  https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

11m
Oct 23
HamsterX Dot Com

If you think something is wrong about the title of this episode, maybe think about what that says about you!!! The BIG Oh These, Those Stars of Space! 100th Episode spectacular is next week- head over to the THESE THOSE PATREON https://www.patreon.com/ohthesethosestarsofspace and subscribe today so you can hear it the moment it drops! Follow us on bluesky https://bsky.app/profile/rudetales.bsky.social for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our BIG FREAK Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

50m
Oct 14
Christmas Comes But Once a Summer! (Nice Tales of Friendship Fall Spectacular!)

Oh gosh! Is it true? Christmas in Summer?? What is this- Australia? Not at all, though Australia is a wonderful country where they call Burger King Hungry Jack's! For in the world of NICE TALES OF FRIENDSHIP, there's always two summers! And this time, Ryan Cinnamon (Ali Fisher) and Lovely Heaven (Tim Platt) are on hand to help Summer Santa (Christopher Hastings) in his hour of need. I just hope they're-gulp-nice enough to save Summer Christmas Eve! Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our NICE FRIEND Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 6m
Sep 30
All Rats, All Rats, All Rats...

Deep in the belly of the beast, Uly, Paris, and Lemon, concoct an elaborate ruse to deceive the elves in their midst. Meanwhile, Linus finds much more straightforward ways of solving problems. Follow us on bluesky https://bsky.app/profile/rudetales.bsky.social for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our BIG FREAK Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 0m
Sep 16
Going No Contact

Our heroes head deep into God's Descent, where they'll find: __ __ Uhh yeah, let me be the first to say: UH OH!!! Follow us on bluesky https://bsky.app/profile/rudetales.bsky.social for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our BIG FREAK Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

48m
Sep 02
Get Slimed!!!

You'll never guess what we multiply by the population of Tokyo in this one. ALSO: The party finally faces off with the Light Eater. Follow us on bluesky https://bsky.app/profile/rudetales.bsky.social for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our BIG FREAK Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

56m
Aug 19
Short Times at Pixie High

We turn back the page, and with the combined power of storytelling and Hollywood de-aging CGI, we tell a formative tale from Lemon's youth? Will it somehow inform their modern race through the hospital to escape the Light Eater? Wouldn't that be something... Follow us on bluesky https://bsky.app/profile/rudetales.bsky.social for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our BIG FREAK Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

48m
Aug 05
The Bounty Becomes the Hunted (With Special Guests the Fool's Gold Crew!)

Just as our heroes reunite with Lemon, they find themselves targeted by three deadly Bounty Hunters (Dingo, Felix Irnich, and Avery Howett) with a certain piece of special jewelry in their sights! Hope it's not that ring Paris is especially fond of... For more from the Fools Gold crew, including their D&D campaign setting, massive Tarrasque figurine, and Youtube series, head to foolsgold.fun https://foolsgold.fun/. And to read the first 21 pages of the Fools Gold graphic novel, adapted by our own Christopher Hastings, check out foolsgold.fun/comicpreview https://foolsgold.fun/comic-preview/ ! Follow us on bluesky https://bsky.app/profile/rudetales.bsky.social for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our BIG FREAK Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 8m
Jul 22
Emergency Room Family Reunion

Our party finally arrives at the strange and twisted hospital of Cruncho. Surely madness won't await them inside? Ok, ok, IF madness awaits inside, surely a reunion with a friend and *gulp* family member won't await them inside?? AND RIDDLES??? HAVE YOU PUT EVERYTHING IN THIS EPISODE, SIR? Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our BIG FREAK Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

58m
Jul 08
Conclave (2025)

A death. Smoke. A return. An Election. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our BIG FREAK Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 12m
Jun 24
Silence is Golden

Shh! Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our BIG FREAK Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

57m
Jun 10
A Chocolate, if You Can Keep It

Nothing wrong with being an impressionable young lad, I say! Unless, of course, you run into some... bad influences. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our BIG FREAK Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 6m
May 27
"Oh, Brother!"

WARNING: This Episode Contains Spoilers for the 2013 Novel , by Donna Tartt. Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our BIG FREAK Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

45m
May 13
Boat Funeral!

Our heroes say goodbye to some fallen friends, but in the twisted world of Nethermurk? They've never even heard of a bereavement policy, friend. That's right, the gang finds themselves in Diatopolis- the beating, evil heart of the enemy. But could it also be...more? Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our BIG FREAK Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

55m
Apr 29
Rodents & Chivalry

Before you do anything, catch almost thirty minutes of bonus footage (plus other full-length games, behind-the-scenes chats, original art, and more!) at our PATREON: HTTPS://WWW.PATREON.COM/RUDETALESOFMAGIC https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic , or watch this episode on our Youtube https://www.youtube.com/@rudetalesofmagic! A warrior squirrel. A wily old hare. An intrepid little mole. A skunk monk (skmonk). Join the cast of Rude Tales of Magic as we play a riotous round of that classic TTRPG, "Rodents and Chivalry🛡️!" Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our BIG FREAK Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ "Coffee Jazz Stings" by Esteban Mercado, licensed through Adobe Stock. Engineered by Chris Osborn at Headgum Studios in NYC. Edited by Carly Monardo. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 43m
Apr 22
Listen to This Podcast to See if You're an Introvert!

Studio Ghibli and the creature known only as Ranger lead their flock of spider children on a relentless pursuit of Agrigenta and Fingerdale. Hi, new listeners! Hope that synopsis was straightforward for you! Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our BIG FREAK Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 12m
Apr 15
Lunch is Always Fun With Friends (New Campaign Kickoff! 500th Episode!)

500th Episode Spectacular, Well that's pretty nice, if you ask me!! When Park Rangers Quincy Ampersand (Joe Lepore), Wendy Baleen (Carly Monardo), and Charlie Chucklebutt (Ali Fisher) enjoy a lunch break on a beautiful spring day, it feels like absolutely nothing can go wrong. And don't worry, by the end of the episode, our heroes are all happy and alive- that's the Nice Tales of Friendship Guarantee™ ! Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our NICE FRIEND Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 8m
Apr 01
The Only Good Elf

Lemon finds herself alone, facing impossible odds against- you guessed- the Fungalganger. Meanwhile, Linus, Uly, and Paris search for answers on a ship that may not be above water for very long. And what if, thrown into the mix, was a legendary warrior, the one Dark Elf cursed-Well who knows what could happen... Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our BIG FREAK Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

56m
Mar 18
You've Got Mail 2: You've Still Got Mail

Now that Kathleen Kelly (Meg Ryan) has finally found love in-of all places-the heart of Book Megastore tycoon Joe Fox (Tom Hanks), she thinks she has it all. But when Joe heads off for to open the world's largest bookstore across the pond, can his same old emails compete with the new missives she starts receiving from a mysterious stranger? And when former employee-turned-online-bookseller George Pappas (Steve Zahn) comes to Kathleen with jaw-dropping offer, will she ever reach Inbox Zero again? Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our BIG FREAK Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

52m
Mar 04
Introducing Sagas of Sundry: Goblin Mode

BEEP BEEP! Special Guest Pod on the Feed! Three minions are left alive after the dungeon where they work is ransacked by "heroes." Led by gamemaster Amy Vorpahl, two skeletons (Danielle Radford and Dan Casey) and a goblin (Jason Nguyen) set out to see if they can escape the pit into which they've fallen, find their friends, and get back to serving their overlord. Goblin Mode is also available as a video podcast at https://www.youtube.com/geekandsundry See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 57m
Feb 24
Weird Guys on Boats

Finally our heroes do the unthinkable: meet a bunch of weird guys on boats! Watch out, folks! First two podcast rows And meanwhile: A shoe repair appointment takes an interesting turn... Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our BIG FREAK Spacejamfan! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

46m
Feb 18
A Big Bad Baptism

With Studio Ghibli (Joe Lepore) and the creature known only as "Ranger" (Tim Platt) in hot pursuit of Agrigenta, it's only a matter of time before they find her and stop her wild machinations. That is, as long as they don't run into a truly strange parade. A strange parade indeed... Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 4m
Feb 04
No Lemon, No Party

With Lemon captured by the villainous Agrigenta Salumeria and her devious parasite Fingerdale, Linus, Uly, and Paris have no choice but to discuss the evolution of the —rescue her! And when Lemon and her captors reach Pennsylvania Base Camp, you know that can only mean one thing: Intercourse! Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

52m
Jan 21
Blood Drive

Uh Oh! Our heroes are trapped in the clutches of Sanguina Bob, Paris is still covered in Neon Black, Uly seems to be getting stranger-sorry, by the minute, it's getting to be too much! I just hope, and pray, that plot lines don't begin to shockingly converge!! Follow us on twitter https://twitter.com/of_rude for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDed9jQ1Y1gKeyjvkyFGkCA, and SUPPORT THAT GOOD STUFF ON PATREON. https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi/ Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

48m
Jan 07
[UNLOCKED] Wealthy Poorson's Nethermurk Almanack: Water

As a special end of year treat for you, our finest listeners, we're a taste of some of the dee-lectable bonus content you can find on our PATREON https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic! We can't make the show without our beautiful Patreon supporters- you seem beautiful, shouldn't you be one of them? Wealthy Poorson, one of the 10 richest Batpeople in the Nethermurk, used his immense fortune to travel every inch of our wonderful underground world. It has been said that Wealthy Poorson has seen everything there is to see in the Nethermurk—and then some! Realizing that the wealth-challenged may be unable to devote so much of their time to exploration, Wealthy set out to record all he has learned of the Nethermurk- from its glittering cities to its weirdest little freaks. And thus began Wealthy Poorson's Nethermurk Almanack. Today's Entry: WATER. Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

6m
Dec 30, 2024
Yuletide Kombat 2024: PROM EDITION

Every year, the Rude Tales crew plays Yuletide Kombat Family, an amazing adventure where holiday characters fight each other to save Christmas (I think?). This year, however, the battle is PROM-THEMED! How? Why? Who? Huh? All will be answered in YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY IV: PROM! Yuletide Kombat Family is invented, GM’d, produced, and sound designed by Tim Platt. Editing from Sam Grant with special fighting music from Steve DeSiena. BUCKET OF MILK 4 LIFE BABY! Want to support Rude Tales and get access to all kinds of content at the same time?? My friend you simply must join us on PATREON https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic for bonus pods, original art, the Rude Tales discord, and so, so, so much more. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rude-tales-of-magic/id1480593911 and Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0Cz64iRr8LBIX6SqwM0kYm and leave us a review! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 0m
Dec 24, 2024
[PATREON PREVIEW] Goblin With a Fat Ass, GM'ed By Carly!

"Silent night, holy night"? Fat chance! This holiday season, we're treating you to a fully produced bonus game from the Rude Crew: Tom Bloom's "Goblin With A Fat Ass". Run and produced by  Carly Monardo, this very special episode introduces  GM, Christopher Hastings, Joe Lepore () and Branson "" Reese as a trio of disgusting little gobbos, trying to pull off the biggest heist since [whatever the latest  movie is at the time of your reading this]. It's not silent, and it's not holy: it's art. To hear the rest of this incredible adventure, head straight to our PATREON https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic for all those fat asses and so much more! Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm https://gumball.fm/. Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

19m
Dec 18, 2024