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The God Pod is a satirical comedy podcast hosted by God and Jesus. The Divine Duo review the news of the week and try to make sense of the world they created.

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487 episodes

Kaitlan Collins Crushes Donald On Colbert

DEAR HUMANS, Today we replayed the moment Trump tried to dodge Epstein questions from Kaitlan Collins by doing what he always does with a woman reporter: insults, sexism, and "why don't you smile." Then we watched her go on Colbert and explain the obvious: you don't "smile" while asking questions about survivors. Her calm response made his behavior look even worse. We also covered: __ __ They want you tired and quiet. Don't give them the Me-damned satisfaction. LOVE, GOD

1h 7m
Feb 18
Colbert's Ratings Just Crushed Trump's Ego

DEAR HUMANS, Today on , we watched the interview Trump and CBS didn't want you to see. CBS blocked Colbert from airing his James Talarico interview, so Colbert posted it online instead. And it immediately backfired. Here's the part that matters. The clips from the "FCC-censored" Tallarico interview started pulling views like a runaway train: YOUTUBE 1.3M, INSTAGRAM 1.6M, TIKTOK 2.4M, TWITTER 5.1M. For context, Colbert's show averages 2.3 MILLION viewers on linear TV. What a bunch of morons! They tried to shrink the message and accidentally turned it into a megaphone. We also covered: __ __ They can throttle the feed, they can threaten the networks, they can demand we "move on," but they can't make us forget what we've learned, and they can't stop us from telling the truth out loud. LOVE, GOD  

1h 22m
Feb 17
SMITE! Donald's Polls Hit All-Time Lows

Dear Humans, Donald Trump's polls are collapsing across the board, and Harry Enten came in with the numbers like a man holding a toilet brush. Every major pollster is showing second-term lows, and the big headline is simple: he's doing worse now than he was at the same point in term one, and independents are abandoning him even harder. On today's episode of , Jesus and I walked through the data and why it's getting so much worse. We also covered: __ __ We will never give up. We will never move on. We will never stop speaking truth to evil. One day at a time. Love, ❤️ God PS - If this work helps you stay sharp instead of numb, an annual subscription to is 34% OFF until midnight. Get 34% off for 1 year

59m
Feb 17
Pam Bondi Crashes Out At Heated Epstein File Hearing

DEAR HUMANS, Jesus here, and on today's episode of The God Show we watched Democrats on Capitol Hill absolutely SMITE Pam Bondi as they questioned her over her mishandling of the Epstein Files. It did not go well for Pam. At all. You may've heard that Trump has been unhappy with her performances during public appearances, and today's hearing proves why. Each time she responded to a grilling, she either: __ __ We watched the hearing live through Jasmine Crockett's epic takedown of Pam. As if Jasmine's time wasn't amazing enough, she stormed out right after Pam made Jasmine's point for her when talking about prosecutiopns. We also reviewed Cathy Fink's latest anti-Trump video, looked at new polling concerning Canadian's visiting America, and watched a great moment from Fox News yesterday when Jesse Waters was called a fascist. Watch now for a smite-ful and fun time with Jesus and the angels! LOVE, 🌈 JESUS * * *  

53m
Feb 12
Massie To Read Unredacted Epstein Client Names on House Floor This Week

DEAR HUMANS, HARK! Today Thomas Massey and Ro Khanna escalated the Epstein file fight, and Massey is openly threatening to go nuclear this week. If Pam Bondi keeps flouting the law and refusing to unredact names, he says he's prepared to start reading Epstein client names on the House floor, so this is definitely happening and that right soon. After that, Jesus and I did what we always do: we tried to stay sane inside the chaos, roast the hypocrites, and keep one eye on the reality that the empire always tries to strike back the moment the pressure starts working. On today's episode of , Jesus and I also covered: __ __ __

1h 3m
Feb 10
MAGA Voter Dumps Trump Live on C-SPAN Over Racist Obama Video

DEAR HUMANS, Today Donald Trump posted a racist AI video of the Obamas depicting them as apes. It was so vile they deleted it after the blowback, then tried to blame a staffer like he isn't the same man who constantly posts insane shit in the middle of the night. On today's episode of , Jesus and I covered the fallout, including a Trump voter calling into C-SPAN to apologize for voting for him and explain exactly why this finally snapped something in his brain. We also covered: __ __ They want you numb. THEY WANT YOU QUIET. And they want you to accept open racism as background noise while they do worse things off camera.  

1h 17m
Feb 07
Trump Humiliated By Opening Prayer at National Prayer Breakfast

DEAR HUMANS, Today on , Jesus and I covered the National Prayer Breakfast, where Donald Trump did his usual holy cosplay while the Epstein story keeps tightening around his neck. At one point he literally told the country to "move on," which is a totally normal thing to say when you're innocent. Then the opening prayer happened. Rep. Jonathan Jackson stood right in front of Trump and prayed for him to find compassion, courage, and clarity, while directly referencing the families burying their loved ones in Minneapolis. In other words: he told Donald to stop being a monster, right to his stupid face. Watching that evil bastard stew through it was pure catharsis. (NOTE: The prayer begins around the 18 minute mark). On today's episode of , Jesus and I also covered: __ __  

1h 13m
Feb 06
Man Trolls Kindergarten Teacher Trying To Get Her Student's Parents Deported

DEAR HUMANS, Today on , Jesus and I played a clip from an anti-fascist leftist hero who set up a fake "Illegal Immigrant Report" tip line, and racist snitches keep calling it thinking it's real. One of them was a kindergarten teacher TRYING TO GET HER OWN 6-YEAR-OLD STUDENT'S PARENTS DEPORTED. Yes, really. She said it all out loud, then immediately lost her mind the second the guy on the phone started repeating her cruelty back to her in plain English. And after that, we kept going: more calls, more bigots outing themselves, and more proof that these people aren't "concerned citizens." They're wannabe deportation cops with Fox News for a brain. We also hit the real news, including: __ __ Seriously though, when you hear how these callers react when the "agent" simply restates what they're asking for, you're going to laugh your ass off. These racist schmucks want to do evil, but they ALSO want to feel self-righteous while they do it. The second you repeat their own evil desires back to them, they totally freak out! There was righteous laughter today. The kind that cleanses your soul. Enjoy!

55m
Feb 05
'It Ain't Gonna Go Away' Singer Cathy Fink Meets God and Jesus

Dear Humans, God and Jesus were thrilled to be joined by the creator of the God Show's unofficial theme song, It Ain't Gonna Go Away! Cathy Fink talked to us about how she got started in her singing/songwriting career, why she writes so many great songs about the current political climate, the impact that she and God have on the world, and so much more! Don't miss this very special episode of The God Show - it feels like we got to meet a celebrity in Cathy! And check out her website, where you can purchase her amazing music.

1h 12m
Feb 03
"MAGA Was All a Lie": Marjorie Taylor Greene Torches Trump In New Interview

Today, Marjorie Taylor Greene gave a new interview where she tore King Donold and MAGA a new anus. On today's episode of , Jesus and I cover that interview. We also covered: __ __ We also took a breath when things got overwhelming. There was gallows humor. There was music.

1h 5m
Feb 02
They Posted And Deleted These Epstein Files Within 20 Minutes

DEAR HUMANS, Today the Department of Injustice announced the "final" release of the Epstein files. Oh but at the same time, they admitted that there are three million more documents "don't count." They also posted a bunch of horrifying material then deleted it 20 minutes later. On today's episode of , Jesus and I walked through what was released, and what was deleted, as it happened. We also covered: __ __ Once you see what's inside and how this is being handled, you understand why they never wanted these files opened in the first place. We also took a breath when things got overwhelming. There was gallows humor. There was music. There was a cute goat. Love, God  

1h 18m
Jan 31
Bless You For Getting ICE Kicked Out of the Super Bowl!

On today's episode of , Jesus and I followed a pattern that corporate media keeps conveniently ignoring: • The FBI raid on Georgia election offices and why it's barely being covered • Why Georgia and Minnesota keep showing up in the same stories • How ICE, elections, and intimidation tactics are starting to overlap • Republican Senator Thom Thillis scorches Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller on ICE • Why billionaire owned media refuses to connect these dots for you We also did what we always do when the news gets heavy. We argued about pizza. And I sang karaoke.

1h 7m
Jan 29
Bless Bruce Springsteen's New Protest Song About Minneapolis

DEAR HUMANS, On today's episode of , Jesus and I discuss: __ __ Between the hearings and the horror, we sang. We took breathers. We let music carry what rage alone can't. From classic rock karaoke to Bruce Springsteen carving Minneapolis into history, today was special. Keep filming! Keep showing up! And never forget that… YOU, THE PEOPLE, HAVE THE POWER. Love, God

1h 14m
Jan 29
Dictator Donald Says You Can't Have Guns

DEAR HUMANS, Thanks for joining today as we covered one of the most surreal moments yet of this presidency. Republican President Epstein went on camera and actually said that Americans can't have guns, all while his masked gestapo uses their guns on Americans. IT IS THEIR MOST HYPOCRITICAL, MOST DESPERATE DEFENSE YET. It's a hill they're going to lose on. Jesus and I also spend time reviewing how SNL, Kimmel, Colbert, and Jon Stewart responded to this latest horrific murder of a US citizen by Trump's government. You are not powerless. You are the reason that ICE shall be abolished. REMEMBER THAT. Love, God

1h 16m
Jan 28
Greg Bovino Loses His Job, Will Retire

On today's episode of , Jesus and I discuss: __ __ Seize the day! Mock the fascists!

1h 18m
Jan 27
Donold Melts Down Over Coming Snowstorm

DEAR HUMANS, On today's episode of , Jesus and I discuss: __ __ LET IT IN. LET THIS MOMENT OF TRUTH GIVE YOU HOPE. Speak! Share! Laugh! Seize the day! Mock the fascists! God * To celebrate 20 months of this divine newsletter, we're offering 25% OFF—till the end of the month. Think of it as an investment in the forces of truth and satire. __ __ So if you've been waiting for a sign, this is it. CLICK HERE TO CLAIM YOUR BLESSING AND FIGHT ALONGSIDE US.

38m
Jan 23
Trump Supporter Crashes Out And Gets Booed At Disney World

It's always fun to watch a Trump support get collectively boo'd - especially at the Happiest Place on Earth! Join God and Jesus as they watch a nut job screaming "racist" get boo'd away from their Donald Duck brownie. Then, G & J review Trump's remarks in Davos, including his repeated use of "Iceland" instead of what he means to say, "Greenland." Join God and Jesus every day starting at about 2 PM ET / 11 AM PT at TheGodPodcast.com!

1h 16m
Jan 21
Democrats Call to Invoke 25th Amendment Against Donald Trump

God and Jesus watch Trump stumble through a nearly 2 hour press conference as he says one insane comment after another. Elsewhere, they review growing calls from Democrats to invoke the 25th Amendment.  We also update everyone on the Greenland sitatuation, which has tanked markets in the first day they were open after Donold's comments that he's no longer about peace. God and Jesus stream daily at TheGodPodcast.com starting around 2 PM ET / 11 AM PT. Become a paid sub today and join the conversation!

1h 58m
Jan 20
Trump's Letter To Norway Proves He's Totally Insane, 25th Amendment Now

God and Jesus are back! We discuss the latest news, including Trump's insane comments about wanting to take Greenland since he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize. God and Jesus stream DAILY starting at 2 PM ET / 11 AM PT! Watch live at TheGodPodcast.com.

1h 19m
Jan 19
Impeach Kristi Noem!

DEAR HUMANS, On today's episode of , Jesus and I discuss: __ __ Don't forget that God and Jesus stream live every week day starting at 2 PM ET / 11 AM PT. Join us at TheGodPodcast.com, and become a paid sub to interact with us!

57m
Jan 09
Michael Cohen, God, and Jesus Discuss Trump's Thugs Murdering Woman In Minneapolis

God and Jesus follow developments concerning the murder of a woman in Minneapolis by an ICE agent. We watch the press conference by Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey, who delivers several powerful messages during his talk to the media about the situation. Later in the show, God is joined by the one and only Michael Cohen to continue discussing the news. God, Jesus, and sometimes surprise guests like Michael Cohen stream LIVE every weekday starting at 2 PM ET / 11 AM PT at TheGodPodcast.com https://www.thegodpodcast.com!

1h 42m
Jan 07
Activist Gets Arrested Mid-interview After Speaking Out Against U.S. Action in Venezuela

God and Jesus are back on air after their holiday break for Jesus' "birthday"! They discuss the latest news, and sadly things are not any better in 2026. We chat about Trump wanting to literally rule the world, his continued obsession with McDonalds, Jesus' obsession with the new show Heated Rivalry, what's going on with Tim Walz, and so much more. God and Jesus stream LIVE every weekday starting at 2 PM ET / 11 AM PT! Become a free subscriber at TheGodPodcast.com and you'll be able to participate in the group chat, plus you'll be supporting independent media!

1h 6m
Jan 05
See The '60 Minutes' Segment Bari Weiss Is Trying To Hide

God and Jesus discuss exactly why Americans were worried about Bari Weiss taking over CBS News, plus we talk about other recent news, including the latest developments concerning the Epstein files. Later, God and Jesus get ready for Christmas, and we see how the Humans are doing as they approach Jesus' fake birthday!

52m
Dec 22, 2025
Redacted Epstein Files Get Released

DEAR HUMANS, To those who celebrate, Happy 6th night of Hannukah! On today's episode of , Jesus and I cover the release of the Epstein Files as the deadline to release them loomed. We stayed on live until they were released and then looked at early findings. We discussed: __ __ Love, God

3h 7m
Dec 19, 2025
Trump Panics On Epstein Eve

DEAR HUMANS, To those who celebrate, Happy 5th night of Hannukah! On today's episode of , Jesus and I discussed: __ __   God and Jesus stream daily beginning at 2 PM ET / 11 AM PT! Join us live at TheGodPodcast.com!

1h 24m
Dec 18, 2025
Woman Tries To Use Trump To Justify Her Racism, Cops Aren't Having It

This week on The God Pod, we look at video of police who aren't hearing a racist Trump fan's nonsense, plus we look at the FCC Commissioner getting grilled, perform several Christmas songs, and much more! God and Jesus stream LIVE every day at 2 PM ET / 11 AM PT - Become an Angel now at TheGodPodcast.com https://www.thegodpodcast.comand participate in all the fun!

1h 16m
Dec 17, 2025
Republicans Turn On Trump Over Evil Rob Reiner Post

On today's episode of The God Pod, we look at the Republican Party's reaction to Trump's terrible comments about Rob Reiner. They're turning against him! Is it a sign of sagging polling numbers? We also discuss how to stay in the Christmas spirit, laugh at a new article about the Trump administration in Vanity Fair, review other recent news, and lots more! God and Jesus stream daily at TheGodPodcast.com - don't miss us every day at 2 PM ET / 11 AM PT!

59m
Dec 16, 2025
Trump Posts Disgusting Insult to Murdered Rob Reiner, Suggests He Deserved It

Dear Humans, Today Jesus and I responded to the tragic news of the passing of Rob and Michelle Reiner, as well as the unbelievably disgusting response by Donald Trump. After we processed all of that, we took time to watch some of our favorite Reiner movie scenes from: __ __ Listen in as we pay tribute to Rob and Michelle.

1h 20m
Dec 15, 2025
Trump Denies Seeing New Photos Of Him With Epstein And Victims

It's Fuck It Friday, but there's no shortage of news to discuss! Plus, we're joined by friend of the pod Michael Cohen to discuss the latest news! We discuss: __ __ Don't forget that God and Jesus live stream every weekday starting at 2 PM ET / 11 AM PT at TheGodPodcast.com!

1h 28m
Dec 12, 2025
Kristi Noem Heckled So Hard She Runs From Room

It's Thursday, December 11, and Kristi Noem got humiliated during a hearing then scampered out of the room. God and Jesus have a laugh over the video, watch another really embarrassing moment for Kristi, catch up on other recent news including Donold's new plan to make people buy their way into the country (Does it look like a credit card from Chase?) and MUCH more! Join God and Jesus every weekday at 2 PM ET, 11 AM PT at TheGodPodcast.com https://www.thegodpodcast.com!

1h 7m
Dec 11, 2025