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Author and radio personality John Fugelsang joins to discuss how the right continues to twist the Bible and Jesus with sickening levels of hypocrisy. Buckle up, this is a PERFECT 36-minute episode. * * * is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. 1. THIS WEEK ON THE GOD POD: JOHN FUGELSANG John Fugelsang is a Drama League nominated actor, comedian & broadcaster who hosts the acclaimed "Tell Me Everything" series on SiriusXM Progress #127. His first book, "Separation of Church and Hate: A Sane Person's Guide to Taking Back The Bible from Fundamentalists, Fascists, and Flock-Fleecing Frauds" will be published this August by Simon & Schuster's Avid Reader Press. John, the child of an ex-nun and an ex-Franciscan brother (yes, really), has a lifetime of perspective on faith, religion, and the way it’s been hijacked by fascists and frauds. He’s to speak directly with God and Jesus so he can finally say what’s been on his mind: STOP SPINNING THE BIBLE TO JUSTIFY CRUELTY. We also put John on the spot: As you might expect, he NAILS IT. * *
DEAR HUMANS, We sat down with star Matt Walsh to talk improv, the afterlife, and why he just might like Chill Hell. 1. THIS WEEK ON THE GOD POD 🔥 HIS NEW MOVIE —in theaters now! 🔥 WHAT’S GIVING HIM HOPE ON EARTH? 🔥 WHAT’S THE SECRET TO BEING A KING OF IMPROV? 🔥 IF HE COULD PLAY ANY ROLE IN THE GODIVERSE, WHO WOULD IT BE? 🔥 IF HE HAD ONE THING TO SAY TO ELON MUSK, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Oh, and MATT LITERALLY PRAYS TO GOD—and we answer. Check out Matt’s podcast Second in Command, his wife’s charity OpenBooks.org, and DON’T MISS in theaters right now! * *
The richest man on Earth is falling apart. In a recent interview he was very close to tears. LET’S LAUGH AT HIS PAIN TOGETHER! Click Here For Your 20% Off Deal 1. BEHOLD! MUSK’S EMPIRE IS CRUMBLING Elon Musk went on camera and nearly broke down. When asked about Tesla’s struggles, the man who claims to be the smartest person alive suddenly didn’t have any answers. 📉 TESLA STOCK IS IN FREEFALL. 🐦 TWITTER IS STILL A BROKEN MESS. 😭 EVEN HIS MOST DEVOTED FANBOYS ARE LOSING FAITH. The protests are working. The myth of Musk as an untouchable genius is shattering before our eyes. 2. THIS WEEK ON THE GOD POD 🔥 GOD AND JESUS LAUGH AT TRUMP’S “EVERYTHING’S COMPUTER” REMARKS while sitting in a Tesla while still hating his guts. 🔥 THE REAL CONCERN FROM THE TESLA STUNT: Trump threatening to throw people in prison for protesting Tesla. 🔥 WHY SNL’S LATEST MIKE MYERS / ELON MUSK COLD OPEN WAS SO AMAZING. 🔥 ELON UNEXPECTEDLY GOT EMOTIONAL ON CAMERA. 🔥 IF HUMANS ARE LOOKING FOR HOPE AND INSPIRATION, look no further than Bernie’s recent conversation with constituents who are feeling the pain. He’s packing them in because he LISTENS to the humans! 🎧 LISTEN NOW, AND JOIN US FOR THE NEXT LIVE RECORDING! * *
Rejoice, for I bring thee tidings of great schadenfreude: ELON MUSK HATH LOST A WHOLE BILL GATES. 1. HE DID THIS TO HIMSELF * * * Tesla’s stock hath crashed OVER 40% SINCE DECEMBER, wiping out $111 BILLION of Elon’s fortune. Turns out, investors don’t love it when a CEO ditches his own company to spend his days boosting Nazis and banning journalists. And who smote him most? HIS BEST BRO DON-OLD. Trump’s new tariffs on China, Canada, and Mexico are WRECKING Tesla’s supply chains, and the stock market took one look and said Funny how licking fascist boots always ends in you getting your face stomped. Yet despite losing MORE MONEY THAN THE ENTIRE NET WORTH OF BILL GATES, Musk remains the world’s richest idiot. Will he learn? Nay. He shall keep wreaking havoc and PRETENDING HE ISN’T THE DUMBEST RICH GUY ALIVE. * * * * * 2. THIS WEEK ON THE GOD POD This week, we were LIVE here on Substack while recording! Huge thanks to everyone who listened in—WE CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU ALL AGAIN FOR FUTURE LIVE STREAM EVENTS! On today’s episode: __ __
DEAR HUMANS, Another day, another disaster waiting to happen. Donold wants Boeing to a new Air Force One—because what could possibly go wrong? Inflation is “back” (according to Donold), people are apparently flipping eggs like real estate, and Sean Duffy is making up more lies about air safety. Oh, and if Jesus came back? Yeah, let’s just say it wouldn’t go well. Let’s get into it. 1. TOPICS INCLUDE: __ __
DEAR HUMANS, Sometimes, the universe delivers a moment of PURE, UNFILTERED SCHADENFREUDE so powerful that even GOD AND JESUS can’t handle it. This was one of those moments. Elon Musk’s own son OBLITERATED Donold in the Oval Office, proving once and for all that even small children know to tell him to SHUT UP AND GO AWAY. And we, your benevolent deities, are here to watch it unfold together and LAUGH OUR DIVINE ASSES OFF. 1. EVEN A TODDLER CAN SEE THROUGH DONOLD’S BS __ __ Listen to today's episode right now! * *
DEAR HUMANS, It’s only been 17 days since Tangerine Palpatine somehow returned, and the United States is in a full-blown crisis. Planes are dropping from the sky, Donold wants to build a casino in Gaza, and a foreign billionaire is the shadow president. But take heart! We’re looking to the helpers. 1. PEOPLE FIGHT BACK AGAINST PRESIDENT MUSK __ __ * * * While the topics are serious, we promise you’ll be entertained and informed as we discuss them. Watch the episode above, or listen to it in your favorite podcast app!
DEAR HUMANS, While it may feel like an eternity, it’s only been TEN DAYS since America’s worst President returned to the White House. It’s become clear that you all died in 2016. And yes, this is Hell. As creators of the Universe, we can exclusively confirm the answers to all of the questions you’ve been pondering over the last few days. * 1. TRUMP SUPPORTERS GETTING FIRED OR DEPORTED * * * __ __ While the topics are serious, we promise you’ll be entertained and informed as we discuss them. Watch the episode above, or listen to it in your favorite podcast app! * *
DEAR HUMANS, You made it through Velveeta Voldemort’s first week. Congratulations! Here’s a little treat: God and I are back with a new episode of The God Pod to laugh and cry about everything that happened. As creators of the Universe, we can exclusively confirm the answers to all of the questions you’ve been pondering over the last few days. 1. EGG SHORTAGE, ELON VS. DONOLD, BISHOP BUDDE __ __ While the topics are serious, we promise you’ll be entertained and informed as we discuss them. Watch the episode above, or listen to it in your favorite podcast app! 2. JOIN THE REBELLION HUMANITY IS AT A CROSSROADS. Donold Trump is coming for all of us who dare to oppose him. Every corporate media network, social media app, and billionaire has bent the knee to his fascist ambitions. We’re risking everything to stand against him and his goons, bringing truth and laughter to the fight. Your support doesn’t just keep this radical leftist podcast alive—it’s a stand for resistance, survival, and the freedom to call out miserable pricks like him. __ __ So if you’ve been waiting for a sign, this is it. To celebrate 8 months of smiting ignorance, we’re offering 20% OFF—but only until midnight tonight. Think of it as an investment in the forces of truth and satire. CLICK HERE TO CLAIM YOUR BLESSING AND FIGHT ALONGSIDE US.
DEAR HUMAN, God and Jesus return from winter vacation, and we’re catching up on all the good and bad news that happened in the last couple weeks. TOPICS INCLUDE __ __ Watch, laugh, and cry with us in this new episode, and don’t forget to follow The God Pod in your favorite podcast app.
DEAR HUMANS, Jesus and God are thrilled to welcome progressive champion and fellow Substack superstar JESS PIPER to ! As someone who grew up evangelical, Jess was equally thrilled to FINALLY get to hear back from God and Jesus. Watch or listen to our interview now— WHAT WE COVER: __ __ * QUESTIONS FOR YOU: __ __ It’s not just us who see the power in Jess’s approach. Even AOC chimed in to amplify her message about grassroots rural organizing.
DEAR HUMANS, Jesus was having a great Thanksgiving weekend with Mary and Joseph - not to mention seeing with Judas - until he learned that Joe Biden had pardoned his son Hunter. This and more are discussed on today’s new episode of The God Pod! Watch to hear what we think of Joe’s pardon, what Jesus thought of , how God celebrated Thanksgiving, and how corporate media has unfairly covered the economy. While we’re on the subject of corporate media coverage, it will shock no one that to learn that yesterday, the NY Times ran SIX stories on Joe Biden pardoning his son…and only ONE on Trump promising to weaponize the FBI to go after anyone he considers his political enemy, such as yours truly. One way to fight the outdated, unfair media is to support leftist newsletters and podcasts like ours. Establishment media has fallen to billionaire control! Support independent media!! We’re all you have left.
DEAR HUMANS, In the newest episode of the God Pod, God and Jesus attempt to figure out what went wrong in this election and where we must go from here. STOP saying ‘we only lost by two points.’ STOP paying political consultants, and START trying to win over low information voters. Do we want to win... ever? Let’s start by figuring out who is making the decisions at the DNC. Decisions like…let’s be Republicans Lite. Things need to change. Making the exact same mistakes next time is THE REBELLION BEGINS NOW!
DEAREST HUMANS, This week on The God Pod: __ __ Listen to here or on your favorite podcast app, and let us know what you think of this episode in the comments! BEHOLD! God is now only ONE spot behind Ann Coulter on the Substack US Politics chart! These rankings are determined by number of paid subscribers. Let smiting Ann Coulter be your reason for upgrading to paid today: Visit TheGodPodcast.com now!
DEAR HUMANS, On this week’s all new episode of the God Pod, we discuss all the latest in the US election. __ __ Join us as we condemn violence and racism, won’t you? And let us know your thoughts on this episode in the comments. God
BEHOLD! Yesterday Jesus and I recorded a 30-minute reaction episode to everything that’s happened in U.S. politics in the last week. Check it out! Be sure to visit TheGodPodcast.com to get full video episodes and daily articles from God and Jesus! * *
BEHOLD! Last night Jesus and I recorded a 30-minute reaction episode to the debate. Check it out in the video above! Forsooth, as we predicted, the corporate media said that Vance won the debate because they have pudding for brains, which is mean to pudding. Pudding isn’t totally corrupt, bought and paid for by right wing billionaires. We talk about it all in-depth!
DEAR HUMANS, The other day Captain Dipshit said in an interview that he won’t run again in 2028 if he loses this election. He would be 82 or 83 at the time. * > said The Demented One, when asked if he would run again in 4 years if he loses this year. Of course, he said in 2020 that if he lost that year, we would never see or hear from him again. And sadly, that was not true. He never shuts the fuck up. He never goes away. Do you believe him? Or is he full of shit? Am I insane for asking that? Because that’s what JESUS says in our latest episode. I still can’t believe his answer. Halloween’s around the corner, would the Republicans run his corpse if they could? Would they clone him? Robo-Donald? We already have racist psychopath Donald…although I assume all Donald retreads would have that. Anyway, give the new episode of the God Pod in the video above a little looksie. Jesus and I recap what happened in the last week and somehow find ways to make each other laugh.
DEAR DONALD TRUMP JR., I see thou art whining about having to explain to children that a shooter almost killed thy father. Now you know how it feels to be a parent sending their kids to public schools in the USA on any given day. Thou shalt not complain about how unsafe it is living in America. Your father was the president for 4 years. What did he get done? Nothing. He literally people to “get over it” the day after a mass shooting in Iowa. Human life is meaningless to him. Thou shalt not complain about how unsafe it is as you dad’s cult rallies. He has been stirring up a hive of insane bees for 9 long years now. Did thou really thinkest the killer bees would never sting thee? Thou shalt not blame Democrats for two registered Republicans trying to take out your dad in the last two months. Both assassins were registered as Republicans. This most recent one even voted for thy father in 2016! It is not the fault of Democrats, who have always condemned violence and expressed gratitude that Donald is okay. It is the fault of Republicans, who see no problem in encouraging others to commit acts of violence, as your father did on January 6, 2021. As he did last week against Haitian immigrants. As he always does. Hast thou not ever studied history? Being a fascist leader isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Thou might want to read to the end of what happened to Adolph Hitler in World War 2. Those who live by the sword, die by the sword. Those who live by the violent rhetoric, die by their own violent rhetoric. Those who stand in the way of gun control, shall see their own family members die by guns not being controlled. Here endeth the lesson.
DEAR HUMANS, Lo, last night was wonderful. It was the long waited for comeuppance that Donold so richly deserved. It was the smiting we all needed to watch! Thank you to everyone who joined our live chat! Jesus and I had so much fun hanging out with you! It was so nice having our live chat locked to paid subscribers so we could enjoy it without fear of having any trolls there. After the debate, loser Donold went to the spin room, a sure sign that he knew he had just been destroyed. Every single channel was praising Kamala’s performance and utterly aghast at the things Donold said. Except for Fox News of course, which merely complained that ABC did something called ‘fact-checking.’ His supporters are now vowing to never watch ABC or Disney ever again. LOL…ok sure. https://www.thegodpodcast.com/p/kamala-destroys-donoldmegasmite
DEAR HUMANS, We’re back! On today’s episode of the God Pod, God and Jesus discuss all that hath occurred over the last two weeks, from the Democratic National Convention to Dana Bash’s interview with Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. A lot of things happened whilst Jesus was on vacation! We also preview the first presidential debate coming on Tuesday night between Kamala and Donold. GOD’S 5 MONTH ANNIVERSARY SALE * * * Well, tomorrow marks out 5th birthday here on Substack. It’s been going BONKERS. We are now at #80 on the US Politics leaderboard. Only 10 spots to go to pass the vile one, Ann Coulter. Unlike Tim Pool, Benny Johnson, and all those right wing podcasters, I’m not supported by bribes from Russia. I’m not paid by Putin. All I got is you. To celebrate our milestone, I'm offering a special one-day discount! For today only, you can become a paid subscriber at a Just click HERE TO CLAIM YOUR SEPTEMBER RISE OF DEMOCRACY SPECIAL https://www.thegodpodcast.com/eab754f1 and support God. Don’t miss out on this divine deal! (Valid through September 8th, 2024)
Jesus and I recapped everything that’s happened in the last week. We celebrate the addition of Tim Walz to the Democratic ticket, and laugh our asses off at the ongoing smiting of Downfall Donold. Forsooth, how does Donold keep outdoing himself in the humiliation department? __ __ And so much more. Join us as God and Jesus try to process all the funny things that are happening. I have faith in you, humans. Love, God
DEAR HUMANS, Earlier this week, Jesus and I had the rare opportunity to converse with Project 2025 expert Andra Watkins, who doth cover Project 2025 every single day on her Substack, “HOW PROJECT 2025 WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE.” Verily, we quickly discovered that Andra is exceedingly cool and fun, and doth enjoy cursing as much as God. She is delightful and brilliant, and we didst have a blast hanging out with her. In addition to doing the Lord’s work in educating the world on Project 2025, Andra is a cherished member of the God community. I oft see her in our comments and restacking our posts, and if there be one thing God still enjoyeth, it’s that little hit of dopamine from likes, comments, and shares. This is because God is like unto Tinkerbell and doth require thy claps to continue to exist. * > - Michael Scott, Shoot…lost my train of thought. Anyway, cuddle up with a cup of coffee and hang out with us. Thou hast a time. I believe in you, humans. Love, God SPECIAL OFFER: To celebrate our 3 month anniversary on Substack and Kamala’s VP announcement today, I'm offering a special one-day discount! For today only, you can become a paid subscriber at a Just click HERE TO CLAIM YOUR AUGUST RISE OF DEMOCRACY SPECIAL https://www.thegodpodcast.com/f3ad026c and support . Don’t miss out on this divine deal! (Valid through August 9th, 2024)
DEAR HUMANS, Wow, what an episode we have for you this week! The rollercoaster has not slowed down and the last few days have been absolutely wild. We discuss the latest with data nerd Nick Powers. Nick tells us about what he’s seeing and we compare notes. And what we’re seeing is AWESOME. The Kamala momentum is real and spreading. We also laugh at the expense of extreme weirdo JD Vance, which feels SofaKing good. Later on, we discuss Trump’s weird speech to Christians. But first, we review all the amazing statistics! Join us on Substack for all our exclusive content and videos! New content daily! https://www.thegodpodcast.com/subscribe
WATCH THE VIDEO! DEAR HUMANS, I never could have imagined how emotional the past few days would make me. I have cried more tears of joy, hope, and pride than I can remember. For the first time in a long time, I am filled with hope for the future. Joe Biden's decision to step down wasn’t just a brilliant chess move; it was a symbolic passing of the torch from one generation to the next. And all the next generation wants to do is save the world. They have been champing at the bit for a while. I haven’t been this excited about a candidate since 2008. Kamala Harris stepping up and shining in her new role is truly inspiring. Watching her rise to the occasion fills me with immense pride and excitement for what lies ahead. According to new polls today, Kamala is already beating Trump in the polls by 2 points, and she has barely just begun! Of course, we couldn’t help but laugh at the Republicans’ feeble attempts to criticize her. Their main complaint? They don’t like her laugh. It’s comical how they grasp at plastic straws. Meanwhile, Trump is sulking over the money he wasted attacking Biden. HAHAHAHA! Trump attacked the Capitol to cling to power, while Biden voluntarily stepped down for the greater good. This concept of giving up power makes no sense to fascists, it’s as foreign to them as love. In this moment of transition and hope, let’s embrace the future with open hearts and minds. Together, we can rally around Kamala and defeat the power of Trumpian fascism forever. With hope and love, GOD AND JESUS
DEAR HUMANS, Today Jesus and I sit-down with Johnny Palmadessa, a sharp young Democratic Strategist who found himself in the thick of chaos at the Trump campaign rally where a mass shooting occurred on Saturday. One innocent bystander lost their life, and Donald came within 2 inches bullet going through his brain. Johnny shares his firsthand account of the event. Jesus and I tried to wrap our minds around it, and let me tell you, it's not easy processing this kind of madness. Johnny's story is a sobering reminder of the real consequences of divisive rhetoric. It’s a wake-up call, a cosmic nudge, if you will, to re-evaluate who you’re supporting and why. Who will attract more chaos like a magnet in the future? Who will work to calm things down? So, do yourselves a favor and watch the full interview. Trust me, it's worth your time. You'll hear Johnny’s harrowing experience, and maybe, just maybe, you'll come away with a clearer understanding of the gravity of the situation. Plus, Jesus and I throw in some of our classic banter to keep things light. You won't want to miss it. Love, God PS - WATCH THE VIDEO! https://www.thegodpodcast.com/p/surviving-the-trump-assassination * * CELEBRATE WITH US: We just hit a milestone—over 500 paid subscribers! It’s a tiny fraction of our 54,000 followers, but every bit helps us keep bringing you divine satire. Thank you for your support! To all our devoted followers, we need your help to keep the comedy flowing. Your subscription not only supports our mission to combat chaos with humor, but it also grants you access to exclusive content. https://www.thegodpodcast.com/subscribe TESTIMONIALS: __ __
Dear Human Being reading this, It’s me, God, and boy, do we have a divine dispatch for you today! We just recorded a brand new episode of The God Pod, and you’re not gonna want to miss this one. We dug into some juicy topics that are hotter than hell's furnace, so grab your popcorn and buckle up. First up, we tackled the question that's been on everyone's mind: Who exactly is trying to push Biden out? Surprise, surprise—it's the millionaires and billionaires pulling the strings. The regular folks? They’re still supporting him. The real puppet masters here are the wealthy elites, and we're exposing their game. Then, we dove into something Ted Lieu mentioned that’s flying under the radar: the Epstein files. Yeah, you heard that right. Lieu said, “Something I've heard that doesn't seem to be getting covered is the Epstein files ... Donald Trump is all over this ... y'all might want to look at that.” The #TrumpPedoFiles should be the hottest hashtag right now. And if that wasn’t enough, MSNBC played a side-by-side clip of President Biden speaking at the NATO summit and Donald Trump’s unhinged rally from last night. Let me tell you, it was like watching a Shakespearean actor next to a guy screaming on a street corner. Biden’s all about diplomacy and coherence, while Trump’s rambling about airports and mothers helplessly watching their kids overdose. Seriously, what alternate reality is this guy living in? Speaking of Trump’s rallies, his latest performance in Doral was a doozy. He goes on about how “Mothers will never again be forced to watch their children overdosing and hosp--lee. And we will never allow mothers to watch their child hopelessly dying in their arms, screaming, ‘What can I do? What can I do? Help me God, what can I do?’” And don't get me started on his rant about dirty, crowded airports. Someone really needs to give this guy a reality check. So, what are you waiting for? Dive into the latest episode and get the full scoop. CELEBRATE WITH US: We just hit a milestone—over 500 paid subscribers! It’s a tiny fraction of our 54,000 followers, but every bit helps us keep bringing you divine satire. Thank you for your support! If you haven’t subscribed to our newsletter yet, what are you waiting for? Head over to thegodpodcast.com to get the latest episodes, satirical news, and more. TESTIMONIALS: __ __
Hey there, you beautiful mortals! It’s me, God, back with another episode of The God Pod. This time, Jesus and I are tearing apart Project 2025, that insane conservative plan to turn the USA into Gilead. First up, I go off on how these utter douchebags want to centralize power and roll back rights. Seriously, it’s like they want to drag us all back to the Dark Ages….and the Dark Ages sucked! Jesus jumps in to rip apart Trump’s lies. He’s pissed, folks, and rightfully so. These idiots would melt the polar ice caps and call it a hot tub party. And don’t get me started on their social security “reforms.” Raising the retirement age and cutting benefits? That’s some seventh circle of hell kind of crap. Stand up against these draconian policies with all the might you can muster. And don't forget to visit thegodpodcast.com to join our community, sign up for our newsletter, and get the latest episodes, satirical news, and letters from yours truly. Whether you are a free or paid subscriber, I appreciate you being part of this community. Tune in, laugh your ass off, and stay informed with God and Jesus. Love, God
