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428 episodes

Michael Ian Black Isn't Impressed by God and Jesus

DEAR HUMANS, Will America… make it? On today’s episode of The God Pod, comedian and co-star of MAX’s  Michael Ian Black joins God and Jesus to discuss politics, his career, and more with his signature dry humor! Our chat with Michael Ian Black picks up halfway through our time with him because we were having some internet issues, but once things worked correctly, our interview with him was a blast! MICHAEL IAN BLACK: __ __ Tune in for a really fun time with one of God’s favorite people, and see if God can get back the love that he is giving Michael. LOVE, God

15m
May 06
Empathy Expert Brad Meltzer Shares His Secrets

DEAR HUMANS, If you’re looking to feel hopeful and seeking signs of empathy, today’s new episode is for you! This week on The God Pod, God and Jesus are joined by bestselling author Brad Meltzer to discuss his new book, ! We discuss: __ __ Don’t miss this inspiring, hopeful, and thought episode of The God Pod! LOVE, God

27m
Apr 29
Alex Hooper Roasts God and Jesus

DEAR HUMANS, In today’s new episode of The God Pod, Jesus and I are joined by Comedian Alex Hooper who tells us about his brand new comedy special “Brace Yourself,” which is available to watch NOW on Apple TV, Amazon Prime, YouTube, and Google Play! Get 25% off for 1 year We discuss: __ __ I hope you enjoy watching this episode as much as we did recording it. Alex was a hilarious guest and we had a blast with him. Thanks, humans! Love, God

41m
Apr 26
Trae Crowder Responds to the Death of Pope Francis

DEAR HUMANS, Easter Weekend ended with the death of The Pope - mere hours of spending time with Hell Spawn JD Vance (not a coincidence) - and later that day, Jesus and I were joined by comedian Trae Crowder on The God Pod! Get 25% off for 1 year Trae Crowder, aka “The Liberal Redneck” recently released a second special, Trash Daddy, which premiered Thursday, March 13th. Watch it on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VULUOEy-Ro8! Elsewhere on today’s episode: __ __ God and Jesus adore Trae and were so excited to have him on the podcast. Enjoy! Love, God and Jesus

31m
Apr 24
Penn Jillette Talks to God and Jesus

DEAR HUMANS, Jesus and I sit down with the man who once said,  That’s right.  Not to oversell it, but it might just be the greatest thing you’ll ever witness in your entire life. Seriously. If you’ve ever wanted to watch Penn Jillette mock God to his face… Get 25% off for 1 year Here’s what we got into: __ __ I hope you enjoy watching this episode as much as we did recording it. Thanks, humans! Love, God

30m
Apr 16
Pete Dominick Talks to God

Comedian and commentator Pete Dominick stopped by for a divine check-in, and things got real. __ __ Consider checking out Pete’s show on Substack: Sit Down With Pete! * *

42m
Apr 15
Karan Soni Talks To God About Playing His Assistant

* * DEAR HUMANS, Karan Soni once played My assistant on . Now instead of pretending with Steve Buscemi, he’s talking to the real thing. We talked about his new film,  and what it means to navigate family, culture, and identity in a country that feels like it's falling apart. We also touched on tariffs, current events, and how anyone is supposed to stay joyful when everything around them is burning. It’s funny. It’s thoughtful. It might be the calmest thing I’ve published all week. Take a breath. Press play.

32m
Apr 14
Lewis Black Talks to God

DEAR HUMANS, Legendary comedian LEWIS BLACK sat down with God (and Jesus) yesterday for a heartwarming, hilarious, and surprisingly spiritual interview. Not to oversell it, but it might just be the greatest thing you’ll ever witness in your entire life. Seriously. If you’ve ever wanted to watch Lewis Black ask God if he’s going to Heaven… In this episode: __ __ 👉 SEE LEWIS ON HIS STANDUP FAREWELL TOUR NOW at LewisBlack.com https://www.lewisblack.com/ 🎧 And check out his podcast RANTCAST, where  can send  a rant to read! * *

34m
Apr 11
Biblical Scholar Dan McClellan Talks To God and Jesus!

* * DEAR HUMANS, Today, Jesus and I sit down with social media star, author and Bible scholar Dan McClellan, whose new book  drops April 29. Dan breaks down what the Bible  says about hot-button issues like abortion, slavery, lying, and homosexuality…and how scripture often contradicts itself. He also shares how he went from being raised agnostic to becoming a Mormon, and what most people get wrong about Mormonism. If you're skeptical about a Mormon writing a book like this, just wait until you hear what Dan has to say. There are smart, left-leaning folks in every faith tradition, even the ones you wouldn’t expect. Don’t miss  when it hits shelves April 29. God

45m
Apr 08
Watch This Brilliant Comedian DESTROY Elon Musk And Christian Nationalism

Author and radio personality John Fugelsang joins to discuss how the right continues to twist the Bible and Jesus with sickening levels of hypocrisy. Buckle up, this is a PERFECT 36-minute episode. * * * is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. 1. THIS WEEK ON THE GOD POD: JOHN FUGELSANG John Fugelsang is a Drama League nominated actor, comedian & broadcaster who hosts the acclaimed "Tell Me Everything" series on SiriusXM Progress #127. His first book, "Separation of Church and Hate: A Sane Person's Guide to Taking Back The Bible from Fundamentalists, Fascists, and Flock-Fleecing Frauds" will be published this August by Simon & Schuster's Avid Reader Press. John, the child of an ex-nun and an ex-Franciscan brother (yes, really), has a lifetime of perspective on faith, religion, and the way it’s been hijacked by fascists and frauds. He’s  to speak directly with God and Jesus so he can finally say what’s been on his mind: STOP SPINNING THE BIBLE TO JUSTIFY CRUELTY. We also put John on the spot: As you might expect, he NAILS IT. * *

36m
Mar 30
Veep’s Matt Walsh Tells Us What He Would Say To Elon

DEAR HUMANS, We sat down with  star Matt Walsh to talk improv, the afterlife, and why he just might like Chill Hell. 1. THIS WEEK ON THE GOD POD 🔥 HIS NEW MOVIE —in theaters now! 🔥 WHAT’S GIVING HIM HOPE ON EARTH? 🔥 WHAT’S THE SECRET TO BEING A KING OF IMPROV? 🔥 IF HE COULD PLAY ANY ROLE IN THE GODIVERSE, WHO WOULD IT BE? 🔥 IF HE HAD ONE THING TO SAY TO ELON MUSK, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Oh, and MATT LITERALLY PRAYS TO GOD—and we answer. Check out Matt’s podcast Second in Command, his wife’s charity OpenBooks.org, and DON’T MISS  in theaters right now! * *

33m
Mar 20
Watch Elon Die Inside Over His Empire Collapsing

The richest man on Earth is falling apart. In a recent interview he was very close to tears. LET’S LAUGH AT HIS PAIN TOGETHER! Click Here For Your 20% Off Deal 1. BEHOLD! MUSK’S EMPIRE IS CRUMBLING Elon Musk went on camera and nearly broke down. When asked about Tesla’s struggles, the man who claims to be the smartest person alive suddenly didn’t have any answers. 📉 TESLA STOCK IS IN FREEFALL. 🐦 TWITTER IS STILL A BROKEN MESS. 😭 EVEN HIS MOST DEVOTED FANBOYS ARE LOSING FAITH. The protests are working. The myth of Musk as an untouchable genius is shattering before our eyes. 2. THIS WEEK ON THE GOD POD 🔥 GOD AND JESUS LAUGH AT TRUMP’S “EVERYTHING’S COMPUTER” REMARKS while sitting in a Tesla while still hating his guts. 🔥 THE REAL CONCERN FROM THE TESLA STUNT: Trump threatening to throw people in prison for protesting Tesla. 🔥 WHY SNL’S LATEST MIKE MYERS / ELON MUSK COLD OPEN WAS SO AMAZING. 🔥 ELON UNEXPECTEDLY GOT EMOTIONAL ON CAMERA. 🔥 IF HUMANS ARE LOOKING FOR HOPE AND INSPIRATION, look no further than Bernie’s recent conversation with constituents who are feeling the pain. He’s packing them in because he LISTENS to the humans! 🎧 LISTEN NOW, AND JOIN US FOR THE NEXT LIVE RECORDING! * *

37m
Mar 13
Elon Loses $111 Billion

Rejoice, for I bring thee tidings of great schadenfreude: ELON MUSK HATH LOST A WHOLE BILL GATES. 1. HE DID THIS TO HIMSELF * * * Tesla’s stock hath crashed OVER 40% SINCE DECEMBER, wiping out $111 BILLION of Elon’s fortune. Turns out, investors don’t love it when a CEO ditches his own company to spend his days boosting Nazis and banning journalists. And who smote him most? HIS BEST BRO DON-OLD. Trump’s new tariffs on China, Canada, and Mexico are WRECKING Tesla’s supply chains, and the stock market took one look and said  Funny how licking fascist boots always ends in you getting your face stomped. Yet despite losing MORE MONEY THAN THE ENTIRE NET WORTH OF BILL GATES, Musk remains the world’s richest idiot. Will he learn? Nay. He shall keep wreaking havoc and PRETENDING HE ISN’T THE DUMBEST RICH GUY ALIVE. * * * * *   2. THIS WEEK ON THE GOD POD This week, we were LIVE here on Substack while recording! Huge thanks to everyone who listened in—WE CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU ALL AGAIN FOR FUTURE LIVE STREAM EVENTS! On today’s episode: __ __

28m
Mar 06
Moron Wants Boeing To Rush His New Plane

DEAR HUMANS, Another day, another disaster waiting to happen. Donold wants Boeing to  a new Air Force One—because what could possibly go wrong? Inflation is “back” (according to Donold), people are apparently flipping eggs like real estate, and Sean Duffy is making up more lies about air safety. Oh, and if Jesus came back? Yeah, let’s just say it wouldn’t go well. Let’s get into it. 1. TOPICS INCLUDE: __ __

32m
Feb 21
Elon's Son Roasted Donold So Hard God and Jesus Died Laughing

DEAR HUMANS, Sometimes, the universe delivers a moment of PURE, UNFILTERED SCHADENFREUDE so powerful that even GOD AND JESUS can’t handle it. This was one of those moments. Elon Musk’s own son OBLITERATED Donold in the Oval Office, proving once and for all that even small children know to tell him to SHUT UP AND GO AWAY. And we, your benevolent deities, are here to watch it unfold together and LAUGH OUR DIVINE ASSES OFF. 1. EVEN A TODDLER CAN SEE THROUGH DONOLD’S BS __ __ Listen to today's episode right now! * *

37m
Feb 13
"Elon Musk Is A Nazi Nepo Baby"

DEAR HUMANS, It’s only been 17 days since Tangerine Palpatine somehow returned, and the United States is in a full-blown crisis. Planes are dropping from the sky, Donold wants to build a casino in Gaza, and a foreign billionaire is the shadow president. But take heart! We’re looking to the helpers. 1. PEOPLE FIGHT BACK AGAINST PRESIDENT MUSK __ __ * * *   While the topics are serious, we promise you’ll be entertained and informed as we discuss them. Watch the episode above, or listen to it in your favorite podcast app!

37m
Feb 06
Yes, You Are in Hell

DEAR HUMANS, While it may feel like an eternity, it’s only been TEN DAYS since America’s worst President returned to the White House. It’s become clear that you all died in 2016. And yes, this is Hell. As creators of the Universe, we can exclusively confirm the answers to all of the questions you’ve been pondering over the last few days. * 1. TRUMP SUPPORTERS GETTING FIRED OR DEPORTED * * * __ __ While the topics are serious, we promise you’ll be entertained and informed as we discuss them. Watch the episode above, or listen to it in your favorite podcast app! * *

38m
Jan 31
Egg Prices Are Up 37% And It’s Only Week 1

DEAR HUMANS, You made it through Velveeta Voldemort’s first week. Congratulations! Here’s a little treat: God and I are back with a new episode of The God Pod to laugh and cry about everything that happened. As creators of the Universe, we can exclusively confirm the answers to all of the questions you’ve been pondering over the last few days. 1. EGG SHORTAGE, ELON VS. DONOLD, BISHOP BUDDE __ __ While the topics are serious, we promise you’ll be entertained and informed as we discuss them. Watch the episode above, or listen to it in your favorite podcast app! 2. JOIN THE REBELLION HUMANITY IS AT A CROSSROADS. Donold Trump is coming for all of us who dare to oppose him. Every corporate media network, social media app, and billionaire has bent the knee to his fascist ambitions. We’re risking everything to stand against him and his goons, bringing truth and laughter to the fight. Your support doesn’t just keep this radical leftist podcast alive—it’s a stand for resistance, survival, and the freedom to call out miserable pricks like him. __ __ So if you’ve been waiting for a sign, this is it. To celebrate 8 months of smiting ignorance, we’re offering 20% OFF—but only until midnight tonight. Think of it as an investment in the forces of truth and satire. CLICK HERE TO CLAIM YOUR BLESSING AND FIGHT ALONGSIDE US.

33m
Jan 25
God Celebrates 420,000 Followers on Bluesky!

DEAR HUMAN, God and Jesus return from winter vacation, and we’re catching up on all the good and bad news that happened in the last couple weeks. TOPICS INCLUDE __ __ Watch, laugh, and cry with us in this new episode, and don’t forget to follow The God Pod in your favorite podcast app.

33m
Jan 07
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Dec 17, 2024
Jess Piper Brings Rural Wisdom and Progressive Fire to The God Pod

DEAR HUMANS, Jesus and God are thrilled to welcome progressive champion and fellow Substack superstar JESS PIPER to ! As someone who grew up evangelical, Jess was equally thrilled to FINALLY get to hear back from God and Jesus. Watch or listen to our interview now— WHAT WE COVER: __ __ *   QUESTIONS FOR YOU: __ __ It’s not just us who see the power in Jess’s approach. Even AOC chimed in to amplify her message about grassroots rural organizing.

44m
Dec 11, 2024
Corporate Media Freaks Out Over Hunter Biden Pardon

DEAR HUMANS, Jesus was having a great Thanksgiving weekend with Mary and Joseph - not to mention seeing  with Judas - until he learned that Joe Biden had pardoned his son Hunter. This and more are discussed on today’s new episode of The God Pod! Watch to hear what we think of Joe’s pardon, what Jesus thought of , how God celebrated Thanksgiving, and how corporate media has unfairly covered the economy. While we’re on the subject of corporate media coverage, it will shock no one that to learn that yesterday, the NY Times ran SIX stories on Joe Biden pardoning his son…and only ONE on Trump promising to weaponize the FBI to go after anyone he considers his political enemy, such as yours truly. One way to fight the outdated, unfair media is to support leftist newsletters and podcasts like ours. Establishment media has fallen to billionaire control! Support independent media!! We’re all you have left.

29m
Dec 03, 2024
What The Fuck Just Happened??

DEAR HUMANS, In the newest episode of the God Pod, God and Jesus attempt to figure out what went wrong in this election and where we must go from here. STOP saying ‘we only lost by two points.’ STOP paying political consultants, and START trying to win over low information voters. Do we want to win... ever? Let’s start by figuring out who is making the decisions at the DNC. Decisions like…let’s be Republicans Lite. Things need to change. Making the exact same mistakes next time is THE REBELLION BEGINS NOW!

1h 4m
Nov 12, 2024
This Obama Moment Is Not Getting the Attention it Deserves

DEAREST HUMANS, This week on The God Pod: __ __ Listen to here or on your favorite podcast app, and let us know what you think of this episode in the comments! BEHOLD! God is now only ONE spot behind Ann Coulter on the Substack US Politics chart! These rankings are determined by number of paid subscribers. Let smiting Ann Coulter be your reason for upgrading to paid today: Visit TheGodPodcast.com now!

33m
Oct 22, 2024
We Want The Black President

DEAR HUMANS, On this week’s all new episode of the God Pod, we discuss all the latest in the US election. __ __ Join us as we condemn violence and racism, won’t you? And let us know your thoughts on this episode in the comments. God

28m
Oct 15, 2024
BEHOLD! God Smites Elon Musk!

BEHOLD! Yesterday Jesus and I recorded a 30-minute reaction episode to everything that’s happened in U.S. politics in the last week. Check it out! Be sure to visit TheGodPodcast.com to get full video episodes and daily articles from God and Jesus! * *

29m
Oct 08, 2024
"The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check!" LOL

BEHOLD! Last night Jesus and I recorded a 30-minute reaction episode to the debate. Check it out in the video above! Forsooth, as we predicted, the corporate media said that Vance won the debate because they have pudding for brains, which is mean to pudding. Pudding isn’t totally corrupt, bought and paid for by right wing billionaires. We talk about it all in-depth!

27m
Oct 02, 2024
Donold Says He Won't Run Again If He Loses

DEAR HUMANS, The other day Captain Dipshit said in an interview that he won’t run again in 2028 if he loses this election. He would be 82 or 83 at the time. * > said The Demented One, when asked if he would run again in 4 years if he loses this year. Of course, he said in 2020 that if he lost that year, we would never see or hear from him again. And sadly, that was not true. He never shuts the fuck up. He never goes away. Do you believe him? Or is he full of shit? Am I insane for asking that? Because that’s what JESUS says in our latest episode. I still can’t believe his answer. Halloween’s around the corner, would the Republicans run his corpse if they could? Would they clone him? Robo-Donald? We already have racist psychopath Donald…although I assume all Donald retreads would have that. Anyway, give the new episode of the God Pod in the video above a little looksie. Jesus and I recap what happened in the last week and somehow find ways to make each other laugh.

31m
Sep 27, 2024
Thou Shalt Not Blame Democrats For Republicans Trying To Take Out Your Dad

DEAR DONALD TRUMP JR., I see thou art whining about having to explain to children that a shooter almost killed thy father. Now you know how it feels to be a parent sending their kids to public schools in the USA on any given day. Thou shalt not complain about how unsafe it is living in America. Your father was the president for 4 years. What did he get done? Nothing. He literally people to “get over it” the day after a mass shooting in Iowa. Human life is meaningless to him. Thou shalt not complain about how unsafe it is as you dad’s cult rallies. He has been stirring up a hive of insane bees for 9 long years now. Did thou really thinkest the killer bees would never sting thee? Thou shalt not blame Democrats for two registered Republicans trying to take out your dad in the last two months. Both assassins were registered as Republicans. This most recent one even voted for thy father in 2016! It is not the fault of Democrats, who have always condemned violence and expressed gratitude that Donald is okay. It is the fault of Republicans, who see no problem in encouraging others to commit acts of violence, as your father did on January 6, 2021. As he did last week against Haitian immigrants. As he always does. Hast thou not ever studied history? Being a fascist leader isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Thou might want to read to the end of what happened to Adolph Hitler in World War 2. Those who live by the sword, die by the sword. Those who live by the violent rhetoric, die by their own violent rhetoric. Those who stand in the way of gun control, shall see their own family members die by guns not being controlled. Here endeth the lesson.

36m
Sep 24, 2024